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"CLOSED CAPTIONING BROUGHT TO YOU BY SMUFFKING PRODUCTIONS"
It's that crazy wild guy!
It's Fantastic Freddy!
Freddy! Freddy!!!
Ha, ha, that's me!
Hey, this is Freddy, I'm actually super stoked!
astonished... ly.. uh, excited!
To uh, show you here today, how to audition. and make a play!
So uh...
The Salt Lake Acting Company is putting on the premiere of Bobby Socks, The Musical!
It's kind-- of a big deal!
So, I saw the producer's brother at the State Fair...
He told me to audition for it and... I think I pretty much got the part...
Oh, there he is! There's my boy!
Today's your big day, isn't it champ?
You're auditioning for that big movie, what's it called, Bobby Sex?
It's a stage musical. Isn't that what I said?
Oh, we're just so proud of you! Going to the theater like this!
Oh, he's going to do great, he's a chip off the old block!
He's gonna go in there and knock em dead. He IS a chip off the old block.
I've tried to give him voice lessons.
Mehhhhhhhhh...
He's always had a really good ear... Yeah!
mehhh... mehhhhh
We have taught him how to be professional. That's right! He knows how to work, he does.
He knows how to work!
He does, he is absolutely... Of course it would help if he had timing...
Here you go, some nice warm milk. To help you loosen your vocal cords
So you can sing better.
He's a chip off the old block, he doesn't need any help singing.
I don't need help singing ma.
It will help clear your sinuses. and get rid of some of that P-H-L-E-G-G-H-E-M!
Phlegm. Drink your milk- drink your milk- you'll do great!
We're both actors ourselves.
We've done every play, some of them twice. OKLAHOMA!!!!
last year I played Maria in Sound of Music.
Freddy showed up... I see him down at the community theater all the time.
I can't move like that.
I don't like to sing that good either but I'll give it my best.
I'm actually auditioning for the role of a...Bobby!
He's the lead.
Ok, next please... Freddy?
thank you for coming in today.
Eh, what do you have for us?
I.. I have a song...
Very good, yes, may we hear it please?
uh, yeah!
Frigo, E bohhhh,
Fweshno kiw peepol
merlow
Kevin, k- thank you!
Do you have a Broadway song?
Broadway song? Yes,
It's a little more in the vein of what we're trying to put together here.
Broadway people on the street.
Always kicking all their feet!
Dancing, singing all the while!
The day is.
All the time.
Ah, thank you... That was...
Yes, do you have anything...
A monologue? Yeah.
I think this I think this is shakespeare. I've heard of him.
Whither the pither..
down the river the weather the people by the river
ran and told the village
to not go... oh!
(Gagging sounds)
OH!
So uh, I didn't get cast but...
But I decided I would sneak into the first rehearsal.
Because sometimes the director doesn't know who's in their play anyway.
Alright, from the top!
Bobby Socks in his mint green crocks.
Isn't what you'd call a fox.
Really he is more of a butter cup.
Now Bobby Socks, is hiding in a box.
Hiding from the football jocks!
who really want to find him and beat him up.
Dance Break! Who said that?
It's that guy, he's not in the show! That's the guy that pucked in the audition during his
phony, made up monologue.
Somebody get that guy out of here! SECURITY!
This guy has a lot of nerve sneaking into my rehearsal, my show!
after he threw up on the floor in my audition
doesn't know what Stanislofsky said about drinking milk?
I mean I don't know he said butyou could probably Google it!
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