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HI, AND WELCOME TO...
All: THE GIRLS' ROOM!
OK, MY NAME IS AMBER,
AND IF YOU LOOK UP "POPULAR" IN THE DICTIONARY,
YOU'LL FIND ME.
I'M SHEILA. ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
MY NAME'S TAMMY. I'M AN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM TENNESSEE.
MY NAME'S...ELIZABETH.
YOUR NAME IS DEBBIE.
WELL, YEAH, BUT IF MY NAME WERE ELIZABETH,
IT'D BE ELIZABETH.
OK, TODAY IS A REALLY EXCITING DAY IN THE GIRLS' ROOM
BECAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING...
AND SINCE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, I THOUGHT WE'D START THE SHOW
WITH YOU GUYS GIVING ME PRESENTS.
I WANNA GO FIRST.
OHHH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
OH, I'M SORRY.
WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GIVE IT!
BUT YOU SAID I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.
OHHH. WELL, THIS IS ESSION.
JUST OPEN THE PRESENT
BEFORE "ELIZABETH" PUSHES ME OVER THE EDGE.
OK. I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.
[RATTLING]
EGGS.
DEBBIE GOT YOU A DOZEN EGGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
ONE IS MISSING.
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. HE'S SO CUTE.
HE?
OH, WAIT...
SHE.
EXCUSE ME, BUT AREN'T YOU LATE FOR THE STUPID PARADE?
WE HAVE A PARADE NOW?
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
CAN I PLEASE GET TO MY GIFT?
GO AHEAD, TAMMY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMBER.
[DRUM ROLL]
[FANFARE]
HIT IT.
[VEGAS STYLE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
OK. OK. WHOA, WHOA--WHOA--WHOA.
STOP IT!
♪♪ [BOMP!] ♪
All: STOP!
SHEILA?
OH, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
LET'S GO, FIREBOY.
[SPLASH]
SEE YA.
OK, SHEILA. TIME FOR YOUR PRESENT.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
WELL, WELL. LOOK WHAT THE POSSUM DRAGGED IN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, DANIELLE SPENCER?
I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM AS YOU PEOPLE.
HEY, I LIKE YOUR DRESS, DANIELLE.
YOU SHOULD. IT COST OVER $300.
EXCUSE ME, WON'T YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST THOUGHT OF A BETTER PRESENT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Danielle: AH! WHAT ARE YOU--
[SPLASH]
R.
OH...
OK, WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW.
REMEMBER. I'M POPULAR...
I'M SOUTHERN...
I'M ATTITUDINAL...
I'M ELIZABETH!
DEBBIE!
I LIKE EGGS!
♪♪♪
THANKS, THANKS.
OK, YOU GUYS ARE HERE ON A REALLY EXCITING NIGHT
BECAUSE IN JUST A SECOND YOU'RE GONNA SEE A VERY COOL
AND SLIGHTLY SHOCKING EPISODE OF MOODY'S POINT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OK, YOU READY?
EVERYBODY... MOODY'S POINT.
♪ DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪
P.A.: ...DIAL 118.
DR. FOREST, PLEASE DIAL 1-1-8.
I BLEW UP A GLOVE.
SO...
WHAT CAN I HELP YOU KIDS WITH TODAY?
DR. POLLOP, I WANT TO DONATE--
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
NO.
AH, YOU'RE PREGNANT, AREN'T YA? YOU CAN TELL ME.
NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT. I'M A BOY!
EASY THERE, SNACK PANTS. WHO'S THE DOCTOR HERE?
DR. POLLOP,
I'M HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO DONATE MY TOE
TO MOODY'S FATHER.
OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY MAGNANIMOUS OF YOU,
BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S QUITE IMPOSSIBLE.
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE?
BECAUSE
WOULD HAVE TO COME FROM A BLOOD RELATIVE.
HAVE YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THE MISSING TOE?
WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT COULD BE.
[SNORING]
THE TOE!
[SNORING]
DR. POLLOP...
IF A REPLACEMENT TOE HAS TO COME FROM A BLOOD RELATIVE,
THEN I'M GONNA GIVE MY FATHER MY TOE.
MOODY! NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
I HAVE TO DO THIS.
VERY WELL. WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE A BLOOD SAMPLE.
MPLE?
STANDARD PROCEDURE. JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE HEALTHY.
HELLO?
[RINGING]
HELLO?
MISTY. MISTY.
GET A SNACK.
P.A.: DR. BRUCE, TELEPHONE PLEASE.
DR. BRUCE, TELEPHONE PLEASE.
DR. KRAVITZ, YOU HAVE A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY.
NURSE, IS THIS THE PATIENT FOR THE BABOON HEART TRANSPLANT?
YEAH, I GUESS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HER INTO SURGERY.
BUT DAD--
NO, MOODY. I DON'T WANT YOU
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
[CRASH!]
I'M FINE.
I'LL GET IT.
MOODY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M AFRAID THERE'S A PROBLEM.
WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM?
WE COMPARED MOODY'S BLOOD TYPE WITH HER FATHER'S...
AND?
YOU'RE NOT HIS DAUGHTER.
IT SEEMS YOU WERE SWITCHED AT BIRTH WITH ANOTHER BABY.
YOU'RE NOT MOODY FALLON.
P.A.: DR. KRAVITZ, YOU HAVE A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY.
DR. KRAVITZ, A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY.
OH, DOCTOR, WAS THE OPERATION A SUCCESS.
YES, MA'AM, THE BABOON HEART IS BEATING JUST FINE.
BABOON HEART?!
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
THAT'S NOT MY HUSBAND!
OOPS.
YOU GAVE ME A BABOON HEART?
YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!
WHEN MY PARENTS FIND OUT ABOUT THIS,
THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO ANGRY YOU--
[LIKE A BABOON] OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!
OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH...
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
MOODY'S NOT MY DAUGHTER?
OH, BABY'S GET SWITCHED ALL THE TIME.
WE JUST LIKE TO KEEP IT QUIET BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE TEND TO GET ALL UPSET ABOUT IT.
YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND OUT WHO HER BIOLOGICAL PARENTS ARE?
AND WHO THE REAL MOODY IS?
OH, YEAH...
OR NOT.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I BARELY GOT THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL.
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
...WILL RETURN IN A MOMENT.