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Thank you to all of our subscribers! You are all fellow "Dropouts" now.
Welcome to being a "Dropout"! It's nice to have you:
Our 5, or maybe 10 subscribers. Oh, I don't think that many yet.
No? Not yet? We might have 2 or 3. Well, I can't wait until we get there.
Oh we're going to get there. Yeah and then 50,
then a hundred, then our *** life is set. Yeah...
No... No... actually, 100? You mean a hundred thousand right?
No, just a hundred, that's all you need.
At least a hundred thousand. There's like... No, look...
It moves in increments of ten, right? A hundred thousand,
a million, ten million, a hundred million,
and then we're talking big numbers here. Oh, big numbers now; Now we're talking big numbers?
We get a billion, 10 billion and if we're shooting really high:
We get 100 billion subscribers.
100 billion subscribers. 100 billion. I don't
think we can do that. Yeah we can. We can do anything.
This is Youtube. We can do anything on Youtube. You're *** right.
We can do whatever we want. If you're the fifth subscriber
You win a new car! You get a car! Sorry number six, you don't get a car.
You get a complimentary box of cereal. "Box of cereal"...
Yeah: high fructose corn syrup. What else we got for them?
If you're the tenth subscriber, you get a used waterfilter, and we're gonna tell you how to use that
in one of our next videos. Now if you think we can get to a hundred billion
subscribers, "like" this video.
If you don't think we'll get there, "dislike" this video. Yeah.
We're probably not going to get any dislikes because I think that's a reasonable number.