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OK Ramesh, I’m back with your ham-fried rice. You almost done with your duel yet?
***, don’t speak unless spoken to first, woman! Gimme ma food!
Now you’re eating? In the middle of a duel?
Yo man, I bust my *** for this food and I’m gon’ eat it while it’s still good, man.
Shaquanda, that’s your name, right? Yeah, why are you this guy?
Cuz he buys me things, and drives me places.
You can do much better than Ramesh, you know.
Ramesh drives a nice car, and he’s what I deserve.
No one deserves to settle with Ramesh—at least not anyone I can think of.
Are you trying to steal my man? Cuz that ain’t gon’ happen, girlfriend!
I wouldn’t touch your man in a million years!
Girl, you can’t touch this!
Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you don’t deserve better than Ramesh.
I deserve better than you, ho!
***, don’t go there!
Oh, I went there! I went there, took some pictures, and flew back already!
Wow, what a ***! ***, you ain’t got nothing on this!
Oh, no you didn’t! Oh, yes I did, sister!
You don’t know me! I know your mom.
***! ***! Ho! ***! ***! ***, go kill yourself!
You just jealous of me! I’m hot ***!
Well, my *** are bigger, so I win.
***, my *** be bigger than yours, ho!
Oh, my *** are WAY bigger than yours. You don’t even know, OK?
No, I buy my bra at the plus size store.
***, go home! No one wants you here.
You don’t know me. You don’t know me at all!
You know what, ***? What? Shut the *** up!
Oh no you didn’t!—Look, I’m prettier than you,
I’m smarter than you, I’m way better at this game than you—
Yo girls, why don’t cha’ just cut to the chase and start making out with each other?
You see, Shaquanda, is this really the type of man you want to be with?
Ramesh and me sticks together, cuz we in love.
You realize he only wants to win this duel so that he can sleep with me and Jenny?
But—but I thought I was your one and only, Ramesh.
No way, man. You ask any man out there how many *** he been with,
and I guarantee you I’ve been with more than him.
And you know what, Ramesh? We simply don’t care!
Now, are you gonna make your move, or have you realized that
there’s no way your gonna get over Jenny’s Stardust Dragon?
This duel ain’t over yet. I draw. And I’ll summon Zombie Master.
Then its effect, pitching Shutendoji for itself.
Next, Shutendoji’s effect will remove Beast of the Pharaoh and Zombie Master from my grave
which lets me draw a card. Here it is, I summon Kasha!
When Kasha’s summoned, all other monsters on the field are returned back to the decks!
Oh, no! And I can’t use Stardust’s effect.
I attack directly, man. I’ll use Burial from the Different Dimension.
I’ll return Plaguespreader, Dandylion, and, your Flamvell Firedog to the grave!
My Firedog? Now I won’t get it next turn. That’s mean!
I’ll set a card and end.
I draw. Neato, I drew the best card in my deck! So I’ll activate Rekindling,
which will let me summon 5 Flamvell monsters from my graveyard. So here they are!
Don’t celebrate just yet! I use Bottomless Trap Hole,
which will remove all monsters with 1500 or more ATK!
What? All of them? Great, I’m stuck with 2 Tuners. Well, I’ll summon Ryko.
Then synch it with Flamvell Magician. Once again, Flamvell Uruquizas! Then attack!
That ends my turn.
Draw. I’ll set a monster and end.
Like, Ok. Draw. I summon Neo Flamvell Garuda. Then attack with Uruquizas!
My Spirit Reaper survives with its effect.
I’ll end my turn, so Garuda’s effect goes off. I can remove from play 1 card in your
Graveyard.
So I’ll choose Plaguespreader Zombie! Go ahead.
I draw. I’ll summon Debris Dragon. And its effect will summon Dandylion!
Then I’ll synch Debris with Dandylion to Summon Black Rose Dragon, and nuke the field.
Great, not this again…
Your move.
I draw. Hm… I’ll Summon Flamvell Poun. And attack a Fluff Token! Your turn.
I draw. And I’ll use Pot of Avarice!
Returning Dandy, Kasha, Reaper, Debris, and Black Rose. And draw 2 cards.
I summon Mezuki. And attack!
Flamvell Poun lets me fetch Flamvell Firedog, and add it to my hand.
That don’t scare me. One set card, and it’s back to you, man.
I draw. Um… I’ll just set this in Defense. Go ahead.
I draw. And I attack.
Hee hee. Tricked ya! You thought you were attacking Flamvell Firedog,
but you were actually attacking Super Mega—Super—Super-Nimble Mega Hamster!
And now, I can summon a Ryko from my deck, face-down.
I’ll end.
I draw. Cool! I’ll use Cold Wave. Then, I’ll summon Flamvell Firedog.
Then Flip Summon Ryko, and destroy, um, your backfield, whatever.
Oh yeah, and send 3 cards to the grave. Switch Hamster to Attack Mode. And attack!
Firedog summons Flamvell Grunika.
Here comes the money shot! Oh, snap!
Alright, Jenny wins! Man! This is ***, man!
Way to go, Jenny! You just won a Pot of Duality!
So Ramesh, it’s time for you to put up your end of the bargain.
Uh, what are you talking about?
You promised Jenny a Pot of Duality if you lost. Or are you too poor to remember?
***, I ain’t poor! I make oodles of cash! Thousands of dollars, at least, a month!
Then where’s that Pot?
Here, I got like a million of these back at my place.
I’m sure you do. Here you go, Jenny.
Neato, I’m gonna put this card in my deck!
Get in the car Shaquanda! What are you doin, ***? Get in! No! Say what?
Ramesh, we’re through! These girls were right. I do deserve better than you!
Fine, I’ll just go find a ***, and you’ll be sorry, you know that?
I treated you right, you know that?
Shaquanda, good for you. You didn’t need him at all!
I suppose you’re right.
What do you say you come with me and Jenny to my house, and play some Yu-Gi-Oh?
Sure, why not? Thanks, girls.
No prob, girlfriend. Let’s go.