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Hey guys, welcome back to the HaloWatcher! Your #1 source for 100% true speculation on Halo 5.
My name is Phil and I'm one of HaloWatcher's top sources
for leaked info on Halo 5 and today I have some news for you! Oh boy!
So, I know lately there's been a lot of speculation on whether or not Halo 2: Anniversary is coming out this year
but also people think Halo 5 is coming out this year and I can now confirm for you,
right here today on the HaloWatcher, that they're the same game!
This isn't even 100% true speculation, kids,
THIS IS 110% TRUE!
Alright, so I have all these sources within 343 Indestries and Mircosoft and they
told me this so it must be true, alright?
I also heard it from a bum on the street, so obviously it's true.
Anyways, here's the deal. At the start of Halo 5,
At the start of Halo 5, you'll see Master Chief walking through the desert in his cloth-cloak to protect his...
p-powered armor with energy shields for no frickin' reason.
After that he's going to find the giant bird thing from Lost Planet.
Shortly thereafter he hits 88 MPH and is time traveled back to the start of Halo 2!
Alright so, from there, Master Chief will be going through the events of Halo 2 again
and searching for a flux capacitor to return home to the time of Halo 5.
So, Halo 5 and Halo 2: Anniversary are going to be the same game.
Now the best part is they're also remaking Halo 2's multiplayer component and what they're gonna do
is they're gonna take all the great Halo 2 maps and then they're gonna make you play Infinity Slayer on them
and since Infinity Slayer is the best gametype in the history of Halo,
IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!
They're also gonna remove Territories and One-Flag CTF and replace them all with Grifball
because that's the best gametype in Halo!
So, they're gonna take everything you loved about Halo 2 and just make it way more awesome, man!
It's gonna be great and this speculation is so 110% true!
You just have to stay tuned and see for yourself when the game comes out.
It's gonna come out this Fall on November 32, 20...
Whatever year it is...
'14.
Alright and also as a final announcement, I would like to announce that the HaloWatcher
is now selling our own brand of energy drinks and these energy drinks are so good,
they won't even rot your teeth and give you cancer at the same time.
They're gonna be great and we're gonna sell em' to you
and it's not even gonna be a pyramid scheme or anything,
it's gonna be FANTASTIC!
I hope you guys are excited about this, stay tuned for more saucy news on Halo 5!
This has been Phil with the HaloWatcher and we'll be back soon with more awesome, 100% true speculation.
Bye bye.