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[SECOND EPISODE TITLE]
{Translation}
[GROUP CREDITS]
Your dream will finally come true, Kiyoka.
Thank you very much, Master.
Don't let anyone know about this while I'm out.
You must be completely discreet. Are we clear?
Yes.
I will do as you ask.
With this, my ambitions will also be realized.
I can't wait.
{OP}
Churucchu chu chu love get CHU hurry lady
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{\fad(1500,0)\1a&HFF&\pos(263,384)\fs48\fscx110\fscy85\b0\be3\bord6\1c&H3A2B62&\3c&H818DA2&}Miracle Seiyuu Hakusho
Churucchu chu chu churucchu chururu...
{\pos(224,294)\3c&H302A20&\1a&HFF&\3a&HFF&\t(0,400,\1a&H00&\3a&H00&)\t(3980,4380,\1a&HF0&\3a&HF0&)}kojukin-kun
Bookmarked with clover, my yellowed diary
written with an absent mind, means you can read my mind.
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It's frustrating, but I was attracted to you.
{\pos(424,295)\3c&H29332F&\1a&HFF&\3a&HFF&\t(0,450,\1a&H00&\3a&H00&)\t(5150,5670,\1a&HFF&\3a&HFF&)}juggen
I've been waiting a long time, so why don't you ask me out?
A woman is happy when she is loved
rather than when she loves.
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Despite that, I'm the one
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who fell deeply in love.
Hey! Hey! I did it!
{\pos(258,280)\3c&H272432&\1a&HFF&\3a&HFF&\t(0,480,\1a&H00&\3a&H00&)\t(4150,4630,\1a&HF8&\3a&HF8&)}Saji, snip
Like a pink rainbow,
my story is colorful,{from C1 from here on}
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with the premonition of catching the person I like.
Like a pink rainbow,
I hope to be happy one day.
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Soon, my time to bloom beautifully will come.
Let sweet hearts come.
{\move(326,465,96,465,0,690)}Wait for me~
Churucchu chu chu
love get CHU hurry lady
Churucchu chu chu churucchu chururu...
{\pos(320,380)\fs29\3c&H000000&\1a&HF0&\3a&HF0&\t(0,480,\1a&H00&\3a&H00&)}#yoroshiku{\b0\fscy100}@{\b1\fscy115}irc.rizon.net
{[top]Momoko, This Is A Strange Tale... [bottom]Find The Fake Kiyoka!}
「Find the Fake Kiyoka!」
{\pos(320,465)}Wow! It's just like the Edo era!
I can't believe that all of this is just the front yard.
This property is owned by this man The owner asks\h\h\h \h\h\houtsiders keep out
Last time we came here, we drove through the back gate in a limousine.
You couldn't tell that there was an entire castle town in the front.
This place seems to be where the maids and ninjas live.
Private Property
Private Property
Private Property
Say, what happened with Amane's birthday present?
There was no time to choose anything, so I didn't get one.
Your feelings are all that matter.
Just keep thinking about it and get her a present next time.
Still, Rinka is taking her time.
Is she late?
Restrooms
Restrooms
Huh? {added -juggen}
Water
Huh? Was that Kiyoka-san?
Momoko!
I just saw Kiyoka-san back there carrying a load of food.
I can't believe she can carry all that!
What are you saying? We just saw her coming through here on a motorcycle.
But I saw her over there.
You girls saw her too?
Amane, you saw her as well?
Yes. I was going to talk to her about today's plans.
Hey, Kiyoka!
About my birthday...
I was thinking of getting everyone a little something.
Maybe you could bake me some miniature cakes?
Y-Yes! Maybe.
Maybe?
N-No, as you wish, Amane-sama!
Amane-sama?
Gulp.
What's wrong? Something isn't right.
You always call me "Oujo-sama."
And also that instrument...
I-I'm sorry!
Note: The matouqin is a traditional Mongolian stringed instrument.
She was like a completely different person.
Exactly. That's what we thought when we saw her too.
That's not how she usually is.
Kiyoka was back to normal when she came to my room later.
Could that Kiyoka-san be someone else too?
It was her. I know because I'm always with her.
So that means the Kiyoka-san we saw was someone else?
I wonder who she could be?
An alien?
We should ask the girl herself.
With that, let's move out!
Sign: Kiyoka's Room
I guess Kiyoka-san isn't here.
She's back!
When I say "mountain"...
Um, uh... Mt. Fuji?
You're a fake.
It's a secret catchphrase that only Father, Kiyoka, and I know.
When I say "mountain"...
River? {Japanese saying "When I say 'mountain' you say 'river'." meaning you take the opposing stance on everything someone says. Is also a common shibboleth among the Japanese, like how Americans might say "When I say poh-tay-toh, you say poh-tah-toh".}
No.
Daishogun. {another mountain in Japan, also the name of the top generals in one of those samurai movies}
That's Heizou-sama for you! An assassin's assassin!
All right, fake Kiyoka, be still while we—
Darn it, she ran away!
Still, who was that fake Kiyoka?
Maybe someone has some sort of plan.
A plan? What kind?
Maybe she's a ghost or a demon and wants to find a human sacrifice!
Wh— No way!
Salt... sugar... soy sauce... sesame oil... nam plaa...
In order to make this elixir potent... {TLC please}
What's that smell?
Yuck...
mix them together, and no one will escape from the eternal hell this will bring! {TLC please}
That's her, all right.
I knew it. She's preparing a sacrificial potion!
She can't! We have to stop her!
Momoko!
Give it up, you fake!
We have you cornered.
In that case, there's no choice.
Why did this have to happen?!
I'd heard there was an underground cave at Castle Ohara, but this is really something!
Aliens must be behind it all!
They're looking for an opportunity to take over the Earth.
You watch too much sci-fi.
What's...
...that?
It's exactly like the movie I just saw!
An alien takes over a human,
but because it can't control the nervous system well, it strikes weird poses.
What was that movie?
If I grab an alien, I'll be in every magazine and TV show!
Let's go, Tsubasa!
Hey, wait!
Hold it right there, alien!
Hey, stop!
Hey, Momoka, look.
It's me!
What? They found out?
Fine. Instruct the others to do what they can to throw the girls off until I arrive.
Understood, Master.
Not so fast.
You're conspiring with Father, aren't you?
Tell me, Kiyoka.
Kiyoka-sama, it's an emergency!
Amane-sama found out!
You two!
So there are two fake Kiyokas?
I'm sorry, Kiyoka-sama. We've been found out!
Emergency! Lady Amane's friends have...
You're not going to take over the Earth!
You're going down quietly!
Power Room
{Alien language}
{Alien language}
You can't get away!
Hold still while we grab you!
We're busy right now!
Momoko, come back now!
But we're...
The real Kiyoka is going to explain everything.
Now, come quickly!
Huh? She's gone!
What's going on?
I'm very sorry.
I can explain this.
Hold it right there, everyone!
Oh! Welcome home!
You did well while I was out.
Father! What's the meaning of this?
Rejoice, Amane! This is your birthday present!
Present?
Actually...
For a long time, I've believed that I would be more useful to you if there were more of me.
I related that feeling to the Master, so he endeavored to find more maids who look like me.
Yes. And I've called them the Kiyoka Corps!
The Kiyoka Corps?
We kept them a secret so that they could make their formal debut tonight.
However, they left without permission.
But here was nothing to do!
So I practiced my yoga to keep in shape!
Oh, so that was yoga. I guess she wasn't an alien.
I also wanted to eat my traditional cooking, so I made a pot of natto.
So that smell was natto?
I was secretly practicing the matouqin so I could play for Amane-sama.
Why a matouqin?
Since everybody left, I sort of went out to look for them.
Don't "sort of" do anything!
But why must they look like Kiyoka-san?
If you're going to do something, do it in style!
And for that reason, we've collected people who look like me.
You're amazing, Heizou-sama!
This is just an example of how good art comes from imitating your subject.
The very same!
{\pos(128,40)\c&H000100&\bord0\b0}Bravo
And now, that's the end of that matter!
Honestly, Father.
This has caused a bit of a stir.
I see, so there weren't any aliens.
One, two, three...
So what about the Kiyoka-san who was in the power room?
There are only four girls in the Kiyoka Corps.
Maybe you were mistaken.
Maybe that one's an alien!
You're still keeping that up?
{[top]Momoko, What A Strange Tale... [bottom]Manager Runa-san's Secret...}
{\fad(1000,0)\fs24\fscx110\bord2\fscy85\b0\be1\1c&H3A2B62&\pos(420,446)\c&H403C5D&\3c&HD5D1E9&}Miracle Seiyuu Hakusho
「Manager Runa-san's Secret...」
{\be1\an2\fs32\pos(349,356)\c&H000000&\3c&H000000&\bord0.1\shad0\fsp1.1}History of Musashino Hall
History of Musashino Hall?
O-Ow...
Now I've done it.
Post-War Streets
Huh?
Is this the old Musashino Hall?
So this place has been around for that long?
Caption: Manager with broom
So this woman must be...
Runa-san as well?
That can't be.
Huh, Runa-san again?
But it's 1974.
Runa-san wasn't even born yet.
So you've seen them?
Ah! Runa-san!
Um, what's this?
Oh, those are pictures of my mother and grandmother.
Huh?
Wow...
You all look alike!
It's like you're exact replicas!
People always say the three of us look alike.
But you know there are always two other people who look like you.
Well, I think that refers to something entirely different.
So, let's keep cleaning.
Okay!
They do look alike!
It's like Runa-san has been alive for a very long time.
So isn't that what we're doing next?
{\be1\fs12\bord0\shad0\frz-4\c&H2C4B52\pos(257,398)}Yao Bikuni Production Committee
Th-That's... "Eight Hundred Same-Hill Nun"?
No, Momoko, it's "Yao Bikuni."
Honestly.
Didn't you hear what Takemiya-sensei said?
This is the narrative drama we're doing for our next lesson.
That's right!
So what is it about?
Yao Bikuni is a legend about a woman who was immortal.
Long ago in a village, a mermaid washed ashore,
so it was made into an offering at a shrine.
A young maiden ate the mermaid's flesh.
{\fad(0,800)}She ended up living for 800 years while maintaining her 18-year-old beauty.
Eight hundred years? Wow!
And she stayed beautiful? I'm jealous!
But...
as the years passed by, and the people she knew died, wouldn't she get lonely?
Yeah.
{\fad(0,800)}In the end she was all alone, so she went on a pilgrimage.
{\fad(0,880)}She entered a cave and never came out.
That must've been a sad life.
Yao Bikuni, huh?
It's unheard of for Ui-sama to go after the sword himself!
This cannot be allowed!
Huh, where's Runa-san?
She said she was going out.
Wow, that's unlike her!
She almost never goes out.
That's not actually the case.
Runa-san often goes out by herself at this time of year.
If you're looking for Runa-san, I just saw her at the shrine.
The shrine?
Yeah. It looked like she was worshiping.
She said something about "ending it."
Well, it looks like a normal shrine.
Yeah.
Hey!
Sign: The Legend of Yao Bikuni
Is that the cave where Yao Bikuni went?
So this shrine is part of the legend of Yao Bikuni?
And she was worshiping at this shrine?
So Runa-san must be Yao Bikuni.
I think you're jumping to conclusions.
She's right. Maybe if we had some evidence...
Evidence?
Runa-san? Are you in here?
Look, I think we should stop.
We shouldn't barge into people's rooms while they're out.
It'll just take a minute.
All right!
We must find some evidence.
{l-r: Maison/Anime Productions/Other Books/Managers And The Present/Secrets Of Oden/Fun Oden/Diary/Oden of the World}
Is that Runa-san's diary?
Found it.
Look, you shouldn't do that!
Put it back. Come on.
We can't!
Momoko!
Wait, you'll rip it!
What now?
Well, we've already seen it.
Then let's read it!
Sorry, Runa-san!
{Maison/Anime Productions/Other Books/Managers And The Present/Secrets Of Oden/Fun Oden/Oden of the World}
Let's see...
August 5th. The lawn. Planted flowers.
August 6th. Read a book. It was fun.
Talk about brief entries.
I guess that's just another one of her quirks.
Diary
Diary
Diary
Diary
September 20th. I want to eat more mermaids. I love them.
Does this mean...
No way!
She actually ate one?
"It all ends tomorrow."
This is today's entry!
{It all ends tomorrow}
What does she mean by that?
Diary
Maybe...
Diary
Diary
Diary
Package for Narita-san!
Label: Pilgrimage Set
Pilgrimage Set?
I guess there's no mistake about it now.
Runa-san wants to disappear forever, just like Yao Bikuni?
Runa-san...
She can't do that!
Runa-san!
Don't leave!
M-Momoko-chan?
Even if you really are Yao Bikuni, and I grow old first,
we'll... we'll still be friends forever and ever!
Even if I die first, I'll just become a ghost and be with you forever.
You can't! Your spirit must make it to Nirvana.
Anyway, don't even think about ending anything!
Oh? Why's that?
That's because I don't want to lose you forever.
Runa-san.
Are you done worshiping?
Oh, Chief Priest. Yes, I am.
Um...
Chief Priest? Isn't this a shrine?
Oh no, it's a temple.
The shrine is over there.
Just another admixture of Shintoism and Buddhism.
So why do you worship here every evening?
We held a service for her boyfriend at this temple.
Boyfriend?
This is my boyfriend.
He departed this world five years ago.
Today is the anniversary.
Note: Sasanquas are flowering evergreens native to southern Japan.
So every year around this time, I come in the evening to see if the sasanquas have bloomed.
I thought I'd show him the first one to appear.
But now I think it's time to end that.
So that's what it was.
But we still...
But I'm glad.
I'm glad you said that, Momoko-chan.
So what about that pilgrimage set?
Oh, it arrived?
Sign: Fall-Winter Edition: Pilgrimage Tour is hot now Take the path and find your soul's destination!!
It's very popular.
But what about "eating a mermaid"?
Sorry. The truth is that I looked at your diary.
I see. So you've never eaten a mermaid.
They're delicious. I think some should be arriving any minute now.
Sign: Baked Mermaids
Delicious!
So these are the mermaids.
Yes. Aren't they delicious?
Wow, that was a big misunderstanding.
Well, this is just like Momoka.
But she wrote, "I want to eat more mermaids."
I thought she'd eaten the real thing.
I think the real ones are delicious too.
The End
{End}
{\alpha&HFF&\t(0,300,\1a&H00&\3a&H50&\4a&HB4&)\be1}You were always the person I loved in my school days.
{\t(8880,9180,\alpha&HFF&)\be1}I want to meet you again sometime in the future, even if by chance.
{\alpha&HFF&\t(0,300,\1a&H00&\3a&H50&\4a&HB4&)\be1}Whenever the season I spent with you comes, no matter who I like at that time,
{\be1}I don't forget the time you gave me.
{\be1}Cry a little for my love.
{\be1}I will never forget you, even without your picture.
{\be1}Cry a little for my love.
{\be1}Your kindness melted into tears of sorrow that I've never had before. {for editor - sorrow like I've never felt before. tears of that :X}
{\be1}Cry a little for my love.
{\t(8850,9150,\alpha&HFF&)\be1}The words "thank you" lie deeper in my heart than "goodbye."
{\pos(323,456)\1a&HBB&\3a&HBB&\1c&H000000&\3c&H000000&\be1\bord3.5}Thanks for watching ♥