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CAUTION: Keep your arms, legs and head inside the train until it stops.
Limbs are difficult to replace.
What about heads?
They're easier to replace.
Sam keeps losing his every time we read these funny signs.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's not funny, you ***!
Microsoft Sam, how many times to I have to tell you?
I
AM
NOT
AN
***!!
Oh crotch.
The first funny sign in this video and already Sam and Mike are fighting.
WARNING!! Alpacas can cause an overwhelming loving sensation to your soul.
Anyone with a weak heart enter at your own risk.
One of them bit me.
I want you, Mary. I want your bod!
Letch letch letch letch letch letch letch letch letch letch!
Bad Museum.
Who put up that sign? An art critic?
He wouldn't know Rembrandt if it bit him on the leg.
You mean like this?
[CHOMP!]
Eee-yowowowowowowowowowow! That does it, Sam! Take that!
[BOOM!]
Zero feet, zero inches. No diving.
Tscha! What kind of dummy would dive into a pool zero feet zero inches deep?
Anyone stupid enough to try that would wind up with a severe concussion.
[BONK!]
Ouch!
Free head exam.
Just what Sam needs for his headache.
The doctor just gave Sam the head exam.
X-rays showed nothing.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
***!
Butt Bank.
So that's where Mary keeps her money.
Hahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Stay calm, Mary.
Don't blow up over it.
Keep your cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
coming
on.
Eeeee-yowowowowowowowowowow!
Microsoft Sam, stop making dirty jokes about me!
You hear me? No more dirty jokes about me!
*** *** *** *** *** *** *** bast---
[BOOM!]
Fur rent. Cheep.
What about feathers?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Forever Young Treehouse. Burlington Parks & Recreation.
Wheelchair accessible.
Now that's silly!
What kind of wheelchair climbs trees?
If Sam was in one, he'd try it.
*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!
Damn you Sam!
Didyabringyagrogalong oraryagunnadrinkmine?
I don't drink, but Mike does.
Tantrum
coming
on
now.
No no no no no no no no no no no!
Dammit dammit dammit dammit!
Shame on you Sam
you sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch
sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonof---
[BOOM!]
Ye Gads! Mary's stuck in the ground again!
Are you all right?
I'm just a little shaken up.
I just hate getting stuck in the ground like this.
All the blood keeps rushing to my head.
And where is everyone else?
If you're wondering about my friends, they're far below me.
How far below you are they?
Holy Schneikees! Not Satan's Kingdom again!
Yes, Satan's Kingdom again.
Don't even try to steal them from me.
They are mine forever
under penalty of destruction of all humanity.
That's what you think, Satan!
Take that!
[KAPOW!]
Oh ***! ***! ***! ***!
Why do the higher-ups always defeat me?
When can I ever win? When? When?
When Hell freezes over. When else?
Loathsome!
If Hell really did freeze over,
they'd think the Chicago Cubs just won the World Series.
Hell's Half Acre Campground.
They must have a devil of a time here.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoops! Wrong place!
There. Is this better for you?
And how! I see where we went wrong.
We took Old Dump Road instead of Happy Lane.
Are you sure we're going the right way?
Sure, I'm sure.
The street sign says "Wright Way."
The sign below it says "Do Not Enter."
Wright Way, Do Not Enter?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
In that case, let's follow Lloyd Street.
*** Zebra Crossing.
What the F is a *** zebra?
I thought only camels had humps.
I wanna hump Mary right now.
Hahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Don't even think about it, you lecherous letch!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
Microsoft Mary, why do you do this to me every time I wanna get it on with you?
You're a ***! A total ***, you hear me?
*** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!
[BOOM!]
All right!
You don't have to yell! Sheesh!
Visitors: Maximum Height 11 feet 3 inches.
We must be in the Land of the Giants.
If San Francisco pitcher Brian Wilson is around here,
I want to know what's going on inside his beard.
Obey this sign.
Tscha! How obvious!
I'd be foolish not to do what that sign says.
You will obey this sign.
That means you too, Microsoft Sam.
You
will
obey
this
sign.
I
will
obey
this
sign.
And
I
still
say
Microsoft
Mike
is
an
***!
I deny that, Sam!
Mike, I accuse you of perjury.
No jury in the world would convict me, Sam.
Please don't feed the animals.
Too much bread and we are dead!
So what happens if we overfeed them?
Do they explode?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[BOOM!]
I didn't mean it literally!
What's this?
I can't make out what that sign says.
It's all Greek to me.
You're right, it is Greek.
They don't want people parking donkeys there, apparently.
They must be Republicans
because the sign implies they hate Democrats.
I didn't know the Greeks turned fascist.
Hahahhahahahahahahaha!
[BONK!]
Ouch!
I only had a massage.
Yeah right! Sam harassed me.
He's a letch and I want the whole wide world to know it.
Letch letch letch letch letch!
I deny that, Mary!
Sam, I accuse you of perjury.
No jury in the world would convict me.
Danger Water.
Danger Water?
What the F is Danger Water?
I don't know, but I heard Mary had such a case of heartburn
from that Mexican dinner last night, she drank some of that Danger Water.
You mean, that water was poisoned?
Eeewwwwww! Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[Mary barfing]
O M G! Mary's sick from that water!
And Sam just had a glass of it too!
Poison water? Eeeeewwwwwwww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[Sam barfing]
When flooded, turn around. Don't drown.
Well, duh!
Who'd be stupid enough to drive into a flooded blub-blub-blub-blub...
Confidentially, Mike, you sink!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rifl rafl rufl!
"Rofl rifl rafl rufl?"
Oh Sam, you slay me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Don't push it, Mary!
Please do not touch.
Water, electrics and children not a good mix.
But I bet they go good with guacamole.
Cannibal!
Sensitive areas. Please keep out.
Now they tell me.
I've got an itch in my crotch like you wouldn't believe.
If you have an itch, scratch it.
Enter only. Do not enter.
What the F? We can't go any further.
Lucky for us, Sam has a brand new RoflCopter.
We can get out of here that way.
You took the words right out of my mouth, Mary.
All aboard! We're going home!
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