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Welcome to Cool Talk! I'm Cenk
And I'm Dominic
Hey guys, what's going on? Alright, we got some questions today, man.
Yeah, yeah. Our fourth video session and we still have questions.
Obviously you guys are responding. Let's get started.
We must be doing something right!
First one... is from Serpil.
And the question is... How do you pronounce "Precious"?
You just did!
Yeah, I just did. Precious.
Dude, who monitors... who squeezed these questions, man... what kind of f%@%$# s$#$@# is this?!
You mean, like who looks at questions and decides which ones come and which ones don't? (Who the hell is this idiot?)
'Cause he's a complete idiot! Complete... (no kidding look at this question! what is this s$@#%@#!)
He has no brains obviously... and it's you. That's your job... yeah...
Let's move on.
Alright. Let's move on.
Second question.
The second thing is not a question, it's actually what we call a "shout out".
Hey... let's shout out to who?!
We're going to be shouting out to "Woodle".
Oh! Woodley! she's a good friend of mine!
Woodley from South Carolina
I love South Carolina... I've never been there... I've never been there myself...
but I love that perky little town. (It's south of North Carolina)
Let's just send lots of love out to her and move the f%#$#@ home... yeah!
And I'll see you soon Woodley! (That's right! We're really excited to have you around.)
Well, now we have a new question... from a girl name Simone... (WHAT?! That's a guy he's my friend, a@#$@#$@)
What?! I'm sorry man!
And the question is... what do I do if my car breaks down?
First of all, I love you man, he's a good friend, we're good friends...
...since like the early 90s and s$#@$ (That's a long time!)
He's a good buddy and he lives out in LA. So... just wanna say... you know! That's right baby!
Thanks for asking this bulls$#%# question
(Sorry I thought you were a girl, I mean I wasn't sure if it was Simone or Simon)
His handwriting is terrible.
You're a shamreal... Yeah, he's a shamreal (Yes, you are!)
But first of all... That's right... but you know most importantly I did find the right guys he can call to get help from!
Alright.
Yeah I've actually done business with these guys before...
...and they're real reliable and just real, you know solid guys (yeah, f$@#$#@ AAA, just call these guys)
Right, exactly! AAA or AAAA it doesn't matter, these guys are gonna kick your ***, Simon!
And just you know, it's gonna be on the screen in a second, right? Is it?
It's already been! (Oh s@#$@#$!)
So the next question is... from Mert and he wants to know how he can talk to girls in English?
What's important here is, it's not what you say to a girl, it's what you shouldn't say to a girl! Right?
I mean, I think just about everybody would agree with me here that it's more important...
...you know, knowing what not to say to a girl than it is what to say to a girl! Don't you think?!
I totally agree with you!
Yeah so why don't we just demonstrate this s@#$@#? (Alright!)
Hey... Baby! Are you an... angel? Because I think you just fell down from heaven!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Yo... Hey... If I tell you you got a great body, will you hold it against me?
Alright, so that's exactly what you SHOULDN'T be doing!
These are the things you really need to stay away from... when talking to a girl.
'Cause otherwise you'll just you know... you just, just ask us... before you make your move.
The important thing is just be yourself, to be natural.
Otherwise, just shut the hell up! seriously! you know, zip it! That would be my advice to you.
Yeah, so what else we got? we're good?
Yeah, I think it's gone well actually like I was a bit wiry today, because I'm a little bit superstitious (but, why?)
And today is... it's Friday the 13th... (Oh dude don't start with that s@#$@#)
It's the most unlucky day!
Are you kidding me? who believes that kind of bull%$@#$@#!
I don't know, I believe in it a little bit! (Whataver! Friday the 13th! what, do you believe in black cats now?!)
Wait, Gizmo is trying to... This idiot Gizmo lost the ability to speak!
What the f@$@#$@# is happening, man?!
Running like chicken s#@$@#@#! What's wrong with Gizmo?