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CAIRN: Hey, what show was that? That one actually looked good.
LOUISE: I dunno.
*Walt theme song - whistling tune*
*footsteps on dirt*
*footsteps on wood*
*footsteps on dirt*
*backwoods banjo music*
LOUISE: This guy just had that guy’s baby and is trying to tell him he’s not the
baby daddy!
*food wrappers rustling*
CAIRN: Men can’t have babies.
LOUISE: They can on reality TV! That’s how they get the ratings!
CAIRN: Oh.
TV GIRL: My mom won’t get that for me. I just want it. And I’m going to get it.
TV MOM: MmmmHmm, she’s gonna get it, alright.
TV Girl: I want it I want it I want it!
CAIRN: This one’s super boring.
LOUISE: I like it! Last week he walked on a sidewalk.
CAIRN: You watched that for a whole half hour?
LOUISE: Give or take, there were commercials.
CAIRN: Oh my gosh. I can’t watch another minute.
LOUISE: I’ve already seen this commercial
422 times!
Cairn: What in the heck?
I’m gonna take a bathroom break!
*knocking at door*
VICTORIA: Excuse me! Someone’s not answering their phone.
CAIRN: I don't think she could find it in that mess.
She's been glued to the TV.
LOUISE: Hi Victoria!
VICTORIA: What in the heck?
CAIRN: That’s what I said.
*foot crunches on a chip*
VICTORIA: I was hoping you’d take me for dinner and drinks tonight.
LOUISE: Tonight? It’s Sweeps Week!
They’re pulling out all the stops on every show!
Victoria: I think we might need to stop by the gym.
VICTORIA: That's it I’m going out, without her.
CAIRN: Don’t be too hasty. Hey, if Louise gets jealous, she'll have to get up!
Let me make a call.
VICTORIA: Excellent idea!
CB: Oh, Hi Louise. Victoria called me over here
cause she wanted to go out tonight.
CB: Hey, is that the new episode?
LOUISE: It certainly is! Pull up a seat!
LOUISE:They’re trying to figure out how to open the garage door this week.
CB: I know, this is sweeps week. Great programming right now.
CAIRN: Lets just go in.
CAIRN: This is the one where Walt finds the coin.
CB: Hey, NO SPOILERS!
Louise: I've already seen this episode 530 times!
VICTORIA: Louise....pass the chips!
LOUISE: Okay
*footsteps on snow*