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[intro music]
Alien Overlard Xarkus: [alien grumble]
[gunshot]
Emperor Gman (from afar): We'll see.... about that!
[gunshot]
[death]
[scream]
Klanaughagus: Oh, you f*cker!
Hello, Gordon Freeman.
After you killed me two episodes ago, I got reborn with my vocal chords replaced
with the voice of a robot named Fred.
Then, I got all addicted to beer and stuff.
..Oh, crap! I'm going to be late for me and my wife's honeymoon!
Please come with me in my car and help me drive safely!
Get in.
Oh god! I'm so drunk! I cannot drive this! Blehhhh
Klanaughagus: Oh my god, it's Dr. Seuss!
Dr. Seuss: Yes, I am Dr. Seuss.
You would make a terrible masseuse.
I am the father of the Haf-Lyf Universe.
I love rhyming in every poetic verse!
KlanauFAGus, if you die again within the timespan of the next three episodes...
....you will become a Monsterisode. [Is that even a word?]
See how great I am at rhyming?
But, I have terrible timing.
As for you, Gordon Freeman,
the Heroic Mute,
You must stay alive for the plot to continute. [Is that a word either?]
Now, I shall send you back to the place from which you came.
But don't expect to be where you expectaim.
Junior: Bark like a dog! Do it! Start barking! I really mean it!
[ending]