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- PREVIOUSLY ON BETHANY EVER AFTER...
- ARE YOU GOING ON SOME AMAZING YACHT TODAY OR WHAT?
LOOK AT THIS.
- WHAT'S WRONG? I LOVE MY OUTFIT.
- OH, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- AND THAT'S THE SECOND DIG OF THE WEEKEND.
- WHY WAS THAT A DIG?
- DUDE, SHE SAID "THE SECOND DIG OF THE WEEKEND,"
THAT MEANS SHE'S COUNTING. THAT MEANS THERE WERE TWO.
- THEY WEREN'T REALLY DIGS, BUT...
- THAT MAKES IT TWO STRIKES. JUST--WE GOTTA TAKE IT EASY.
- I CAN SEE THAT SHE WOULD THINK THAT.
- IT'S OKAY, JASON'S A GOOD BOY
THAT WANTS TO BE BAD.
- YOU AND JASON HAVE HAD A LOT OF ROUGH SPOTS.
THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I DO WITH COUPLES.
WE GO OUT ON A SAILBOAT.
GOING OVERNIGHT.
GOING OVER 100 MILES OUT AT SEA.
UH, IT'S NOT FOR THERAPY,
IT'S ACTUALLY FOR WORKSHOP.
- I'LL TALK TO JASON.
YOU WILL RIP ME-- RIP ME AND THEN BE, LIKE,
"ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY THAT I RIPPED YOU."
YOU THINK THAT 90% OF THE TIME
YOU'RE RIGHT AND I'M WRONG--YOU DO.
- AN APOLOGY IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU.
YOU JUST KEEP IT GOING.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- ARE WE GOOD? WE GOT IT?
- WE'RE GOOD, THANK YOU.
TODAY IS MY COVER SHOOT FOR THE PEOPLE MAGAZINE
HOLIDAY ENTERTAINING ISSUE.
IT'S ABOUT FOOD AND COCKTAILS AND HOLIDAY FUN.
I INVITED JAKE AND CONNIE BECAUSE PEOPLE MAGAZINE
ASKED ME TO BRING TWO FRIENDS
AND I THOUGHT THEY WOULD REALLY ENJOY IT.
STACY'S HERE FOR MY HAIR
AND VERONICA'S HERE FOR MAKE-UP.
[phone rings]
- HI. - HI.
- YOU LOOK SO PRETTY FOR DURING THE DAY.
- WELL, IT'S DIFFERENT. IT'S A LITTLE FLOWY.
- YOU KNOW SHE CUTS MY HAIR NOW 'CAUSE OF YOU.
- EVERYBODY.
- 'CAUSE OF YOU AND JASON EVERYBODY GOES.
- DON'T YOU CUT YOUR NEW YOGA INSTRUCTOR'S
HAIR TOO?
- YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR. THAT GUY WHO DID--
- YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR WHO HER *** FELL OUT
IN FRONT OF IN CLASS.
- YEAH.
- YOU WENT TO HIS CLASS AND YOUR *** FELL OUT?
- YEAH. - WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
- WELL, I WAS DOING ONE OF THE POSES
AND I SAW HIM LOOK AND THEN I WAS, LIKE,
"WHAT'S HE LOOKING AT?"
AND THEN I WENT DOWN.
THE WHOLE *** OUT.
AND THEN THE WORST IS THAT HE HAD A HAIRCUT APPOINTMENT
THE NEXT DAY.
SO I HAD TO LOOK AT HIM.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID
THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
- BETHENNY.
- NO? - NO.
- OH, OKAY.
- SO EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT
A DRAMA THAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND.
- I CAN'T.
- WE'RE GONNA SMOKE YOU OUT OF YOUR HOLE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, WHO TOLD YOU IT EVEN HAPPENED?
- WELL, I KEEP HEARING,
"BUD, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND?"
- WELL, THERE WERE A LOT OF ARGUMENTS
JUST BECAUSE HIS BIRTHDAY DIDN'T TURN OUT THE WAY
THAT HE WANTED IT TO, AND WE DID AMAZING THINGS.
I SENT HIM ON THIS PRIVATE GOLF RETREAT,
WITH HIS BEST FRIEND,
- I REMEMBER. - AND IT WAS HIS PRIZE.
- AND WE HAD A ROMANTIC DINNER.
AND HE SAID "IT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY WEEKEND OF MY LIFE.
AND I'LL NEVER EVER BEAT YOU UP AGAIN."
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAD, LIKE, A RELAPSE.
AND AT 10:00 AT NIGHT ON SUNDAY BEFORE HE SAID, UM,
"MY PARENTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN INVOLVED."
AND I SAID "BUT YOU JUST WERE AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE
TWO DAYS BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY."
ANYWAY, IT WAS A WHOLE DRAMA.
SO WE WERE IN A BIG MASSIVE ARGUMENT
BECAUSE HE BROKE MY HEART
'CAUSE I MADE HIS BIRTHDAY PERFECT
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
- YOU DID PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT.
- AND I MADE SURE THAT THERE WAS A DAY
THAT HE WOULD GO HOME TO HIS PARENTS.
AND SETH OFFERED TO COME BUT HE SAID,
"NO, YOU CAN'T COME FOR LONG ENOUGH,
SO THEN IT WON'T WORK."
IT WAS A WHOLE THING.
I COULD WALLOW IN THIS FOR DAYS,
BUT I'M HERE TO WORK.
SO I GOTTA WASH IT OFF AND GO BE PROFESSIONAL.
- DO YOU GUYS WANT ME OVER THERE?
YEAH? I LOVE THE COLOR OF THESE.
- WE'RE NOT SHOOTING YOU IN THIS.
- OKAY--OH GOOD, IT'S JUST THEM?
- JAKE--WE WANT JAKE TO MAKE A LITTLE PLATE OVER HERE.
- GO MAKE A PLATE. - SEE YOU, BUDDY.
- OH, GREAT. - COME ON OVER HERE.
- IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
- I COULD TAKE THIS.
PROPER. - WHAT IS JAKE DOING?
JAKE, WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES?
- CONNIE. - [laughs]
- IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
- SHOULD I ASK?
- [laughs]
- I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE I AM WORKING AT MY RELATIONSHIP.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS NONSTOP.
AND I'M ALMOST OBSESSING OVER IT,
AND I'M WONDERING IF JASON'S EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT
OR IF IT'S JUST, LIKE, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE TO HIM.
- [English accent] PLEASE, SIR, I WANT SOME MORE.
[laughs]
- BETHENNY, I'M ON MY KNEES.
- WAIT, HE'S--LET ME SEE, I HAVE TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW.
- YOU SHOULD FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE ON YOUR KNEES, JAKE.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT IT?
IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY TIMES I'VE EVER BEEN TOO TALL.
I'M A HAPPY JEW TODAY.
[laughter]
- JAKE IS A JEWISH SIX FEET.
- 5'10". WITH A SHOE LIFT, 6'1".
- YUP--NO!
DOES IT GIVE YOU THREE INCHES?
- I'LL TAKE THEM OFF AND SHOW YOU AFTER.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THEM OFF NOW--?
- DOES IT GIVE YOU THREE INCHES?
- WHAT IF I HAVE NO SHOES ON?
WOULD THAT MAKE ME A BETTER HEIGHT?
- HE HAS SHOE LIFTS THAT MAKE HIM SIX FOOT.
NO, HE DOES. - YEAH.
- WAIT, IS IT REALLY THREE INCHES, JAKE?
- THIS ON TOP OF MY SOLE.
WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS ANOTHER TIME.
- [laughs]
- WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE, HUH?
- [laughs]
- NO BECAUSE NOW I FEEL SO DEFEATED AND, LIKE...
- NO, THIS IS WHAT MY DOCTOR SAID TO ME.
THE MORE I WORK ON MY ISSUES AND THE QUIETER I GET
AND THE MORE THEIR ISSUES COME.
HIS ISSUE IS NOT SEEING ALL THE GOOD.
NOW HE'S PICKING SO IT'S JUST INTERESTING.
THE MORE YOU GO TO THERAPY AND THE MORE YOU'RE ABLE TO
COMMUNICATE AND DO THESE THINGS AND THINK ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY
AND THEN HE COMES BACK AND POINTS.
YOU'RE, LIKE, AH-HA.
NOW THIS IS YOU--THIS IS YOUR--NOW YOU GO TO THERAPY.
- KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - BUT HE WON'T.
BUT HE WON'T. - BUT I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? NOW IT'S NOT YOU ANYMORE.
- NO, NO, NO--RIGHT.
WOW, GOT IT.
THE MUFFIN WRAP.
- WHAT'S NEXT?
- WELL, HOW COME HE REACTED LIKE THAT
ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY?
- WELL, YOU WOULD KNOW. WHY?
- I THINK SHE'S SAYING MORE OF, LIKE--
IF HE WAS IN THERAPY BY HIMSELF HE WOULD HAVE ISSUES
THAT HE'S WORKING ON THAT MAYBE--
MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF OTHER REASON
THAT HE REACTED LIKE THAT.
- EXACTLY.
- AND IF HE CAN'T WORK ON THOSE,
THOSE WERE ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE.
- HE SAYS I PAY MY SHRINK, AND HER AND JACKIE
TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA HEAR.
I DON'T THINK THEY TELL ME WHAT I--
DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS TELL ME WHAT I WANNA HEAR?
- NO, TO ALWAYS THINK THAT YOU'RE THE BAD GUY.
TO ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU'RE THE VILLAIN
AND TO BEAT YOURSELF UP, CAN BE EXHAUSTING.
BECAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU SHUT DOWN.
AND YOU REBEL AND YOU'RE, LIKE,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT REALLY THE BAD GUY.
"AND I'M KIND OF TIRED OF HAVING THAT TITLE.
AND I DON'T WANNA WEAR THAT BADGE ANYMORE."
YOU NEED TO BE, LIKE, "OKAY, JASON, THIS IS ON YOU.
YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN SEE THE GOOD.
- I DON'T EVEN TALK ANYMORE, THERE'S NO SAYING IT.
- RIGHT. - I'M WALKING ON EGGSHELLS.
AND THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
- RIGHT, AND THEN THERE'LL BE RESENTMENT.
- IT ALREADY IS.
BECAUSE NOW I'M, LIKE, "WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE."
I'M, LIKE, SHUT OFF.
- SO ARE YOU GUYS BACK NOW?
- THERE'S NO "BACK." WE'RE MARRIED, YOU KNOW?
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
I DEFINITELY HAVE ISSUES.
BUT I THINK THAT JASON HAS A LOT OF ISSUES ALSO.
STUFF FROM HIS PAST THAT HE HASN'T REALLY DEALT WITH.
AND I THINK THAT THERAPY WOULD DEFINITELY HELP US
AND THE RELATIONSHIP.
I'M TERRIFIED OF THE NEXT THING TO HAPPEN
WHERE I REACT THE WAY-- WHERE I DON'T, LIKE,
DO EVERYTHING RIGHT.
- THE POINT IS IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S HIM WITH HIS ISSUE
AND YOU HAVE TO SAY "WELL, JASON, YOU NEED TO
GO WORK ON THAT BECAUSE I DID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS."
- HI. - NICE TO SEE YOU.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? - I'M GOOD.
THE GOOD NEWS IS WE BOUGHT AN APARTMENT.
YAAY!
THE BAD NEWS IS WE HAVE TO DO
A WHOLE GUT RENOVATION.
I'VE HIRED MARC SPECTOR THE ARCHITECT.
STEVE FANUKA THE CONTRACTOR.
THE GOMEZ GIRLS AS THE DESIGNERS
AND NOW WE HAVE TO DIG IN AND DO THE WORK.
- WE'VE GOTTA GO OVER A BUNCH OF THINGS
THAT WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT TODAY THAT ARE KIND OF
HOLDING US UP RIGHT NOW.
THE BUILDING SAID WE IN FACT DO NEED PERMITS.
- YES, I NEED A WHOLE LOAD OF INFORMATION FROM GOMEZ.
THEY HAVE A LIST THAT I'VE SENT TO THEM
THAT I ALSO SENT TO JASON. I'M STUCK.
- YOU'VE EMAILED AND YOU'VE CALLED
AND NO ONE'S CALLING YOU BACK?
- I HAVE THREE EMAILS SENT TO BROOKE.
- SO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEM NOW?
- SURE.
I DON'T THINK WE'RE SWINGING HAMMERS
FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
- [bleep]. OKAY, HERE WE GO.
HELLO?
- HI, BROOKE, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- BROOKE, I SENT YOU A PRETTY EXTENSIVE EMAIL.
THAT KIND OF OUTLINES--
- THEN I THINK THAT THERE'S BEEN
A LACK OF COMMUNICATION OR WE'RE GONNA NEED TO SEE
MORE OF A SENSE OF URGENCY.
MY SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM-- TELL ME IF YOU GUYS CAN DO THIS.
IS THAT MARC GIVES YOU THE HOT TICKET ITEMS.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT COLOR IT IS,
YOU NEED PLACE HOLDERS.
- AND WHAT YOU NEED NOW IS WHAT I UNDERSTAND IS FROM MARC,
TO GIVE YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT, ON FIRE, FIRE-DRILL THINGS
THAT HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT DON'T INVOLVE YOU AND I
GOING TO A TILE STORE.
DOES EVERYBODY AGREE? - AGREED.
- PERFECT. - THANKS, BROOKE.
- THANK YOU.
- OKAY, BYE.
THE WHOLE THING WAS OVERWHELMING BECAUSE IT WAS, LIKE,
THREW IN ALL THE KITCHEN SINK.
RATHER THAN BE, LIKE, "OKAY, PART A."
- THEN CALL ME. I CALLED HER.
I EMAILED HER. - DON'T WORRY.
- CALL ME IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.
- BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
I'M NOW TELLING YOU HOW IT'S GONNA BE DONE
AND THAT'S HOW THEY'RE GONNA REACT.
- YEAH, BUT SHE CAN PICK UP THE TELEPHONE.
- I DON'T WANNA BE A RENOVATION REF.
YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
YOU ALL DO THIS EVERY DAY, DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER?
DON'T YOU JUST, LIKE-- WHY AM I THE ONE
TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO OPERATE IN BUSINESS?
I DON'T CARE, I'M GONNA FIX IT.
'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S HIRED AND IT'S HAPPENING.
COMING UP...
- [speaker phone] BETHENNY AND I ARE FRUSTRATED THAT WE HAVE KEYS
AND WE HAVE THE APARTMENT BUT WE HAVE NOT YET
STARTED THE WORK.
AND IT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE NOT TO GET BACK
TO PEOPLE WHEN WE'RE SUCH IN A TIME CRUNCH.
- LOOK HOW PROFESSIONAL YOU LOOK WITH THE PLANS.
- YOU'RE LIKE MY FREDO. - YES, EXACTLY.
- I NEED AN ARCHITECT TABLE. - IN HAWAII.
WHAT'S HAPPENING IS I MET WITH THE ARCHITECT
WHO IS-- LISTEN, EVERYBODY'S--
- WHO IS TRULY PLAGUED.
- NO, EVERYBODY'S TOP NOTCH. EVERYBODY IS REALLY...
I'M TELLING YOU, EVERYBODY'S PHENOMENAL.
LIKE, THEY COULD BE HALF NUTS BUT EVERYONE'S PHENOMENAL
AND THE ARCHITECT-- THEY DO REALLY--
HE MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
I REALLY LIKE HIM AND-- - RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE GUYS.
- WE'RE GOING TO THE STORE? - YEAH.
- OH.
- THIS IS NICE.
HI.
- COME BACK LITTLE SHEBA HEAD.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE IN 100 YEARS.
- I LIKE YOUR GLITTER.
- HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER?
- WE USED TO HAVE PARTIES AT HER HOUSE
WHEN SHE WAS AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.
- FANCY CITY KIDS.
- YEAH, SOMEONE THREW A CHAIR THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S SKYLIGHT.
IT WAS-- - CITY KIDS.
- YEAH, SOMEONE DID THROW A CHAIR THROUGH
HER NEIGHBOR'S SKYLIGHT WHEN WE WERE LITTLE
AND THREW A PARTY AT HER HOUSE.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AT THAT PARTY.
- YOU WERE AT THE PARTY? - I'M STILL GONNA DENY IT.
- MARIA AND BROOKE, WHO CALL EACH OTHER BY THEIR NAMES,
THEY ARE A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER TEAM.
THEY ARE UPPER EAST SIDE, POLISHED, IMPECCABLE DESIGNERS
THAT DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
- DO YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND A LITTLE?
- YEAH. - DO YOU WANNA DO THAT AFTER?
- I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE SITTING IN.
I DON'T WANNA GET TOO FANCY LIKE THAT.
- YEAH. - I LOVE IT.
BUT I WANNA ALSO MAINTAIN WHERE IT IS DOWNTOWN.
[cell phone rings] - HELLO? JASON?
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOTHING, I JUST GOT TO MARIA AND--
TO THE GOMEZ GIRLS' SHOWROOM. WE'RE JUST LOOKING AT FURNITURE.
- CAN THEY HEAR ME? - YEAH, THEY CAN HEAR YOU.
- I ANTICIPATED THIS BEING A FRUSTRATING PROCESS
BECAUSE WE HAVE SUCH AN AGGRESSIVE TIMELINE.
SO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHEN WE APPROACHED EVERYBODY,
MARC INCLUDED-- WE ASKED AND SAID, YOU KNOW,
"CAN WE ALL MEET THE TIMELINE."
AND WE ALL AGREED TO THAT.
SO BETHENNY AND I ARE FRUSTRATED THAT WE HAVE KEYS
AND WE HAVE THE APARTMENT BUT WE HAVE NOT YET
STARTED THE WORK.
SO ALL I'M ASKING IS FOR EVERYBODY--
- HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
- TO RESPECT EACH OTHER'S TIMELINES
AND IT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE NOT TO GET BACK
TO PEOPLE WHEN WE'RE SUCH IN A TIME CRUNCH.
WE NEED TO COMMUNICATE AND SAY-- HEY, PICK UP THE PHONE.
AND SAY "WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU NEED FROM US?"
SO THAT THIS CAN'T HAPPEN
WE NEED TO GO A DIFFERENT DIRECTION.
- RIGHT, SO ALL RIGHT--
- HONESTLY, JASON, IT WASN'T THAT
IT WAS BEING IGNORED, IT'S THAT WE WORK AS A DESIGN TEAM.
WE WORK WITH ARCHITECTS, AND IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS JUST
DUMPING THIS LIST ON US AND EXPECTING US
TO FILL IN THE BLANKS.
- BUT WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE AND SAY
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED?"
- WE GOT IT, JASON.
I GOTTA ACTUALLY SIT DOWN AND TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT.
SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT TALKING ABOUT IT.
I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
- OKAY, I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
BYE. - HE LIKES TO TALK A LOT.
HE LIKES TO SPEAK. WHICH IS FINE.
THIS IS NOT PERSONAL. THIS IS, LIKE, ABSOLUTELY--
- NO, OF COURSE NOT, I JUST--
- THIS IS NO REFLECTION OF ANYBODY
AS A BUSINESS PERSON EITHER.
THIS IS A SCREWED-UP, WEIRD SITUATION
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE ASKING FOR THINGS
THAT AREN'T NORMAL.
I'M WALKING ON EGGSHELLS AT HOME, AND NOW I COME HERE
AND I'M WALKING ON EGGSHELLS HERE TOO.
I LOVE THIS RED CHAIR.
- YEAH, IT'S SO YOU, ISN'T IT?
- I LOVE THIS RED CHAIR.
- IT'S EVEN YOUR RED.
- I LOVE THIS RED CHAIR.
- I LIKE IT TOO.
- WHAT ARE YOU TWO WHISPERING ABOUT?
- YOU. - YOU.
- I JUST WANNA BE INVOLVED IN THE FUN PARTS.
- WHY, THIS ISN'T FUN? - [laughs]
- THEY GET IT.
- I JUST WANNA SEE PRETTY THINGS.
- SO I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE LIST YET FROM HIM.
HE WAS OFF TO A MEETING THE LAST WE HEARD.
- OH, MARC WAS, LIKE--I TOLD HIM TO TRY TO STOP BY LATER.
I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN 'CAUSE--
- BUT HE MIGHT. HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU GUYS.
- WHERE'S THIS AT? - HELLO, EVERYBODY.
- HI. - HI.
- OH, GOOD. - HOW ARE YOU?
- OKAY, PERFECT. - HOW ARE YOU?
- MARC SPECTOR DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS.
DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT GETTING THE PERMITS
AND GETTING INTO THE APARTMENT.
THE GOMEZ WOMEN TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
AND IT'S NOT PERSONAL.
WE DON'T FEEL.
WE'RE JUST MAKING AN APARTMENT.
- THAT'S JUST THE PARTIAL LIST,
THE FULL LIST I HAVE.
SOME OF IT'S THE SAME BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE,
WE GOTTA ANSWER IT, SO...
- WHAT I SAID WAS WE'LL DO SAMPLES DOWN THERE
ONCE IT'S RAW.
- OH, ABSOLUTELY.
- AND SHE'LL DECIDE WHAT SHE WANTS.
- YOU DON'T--BETHENNY DOESN'T DECIDE THIS RIGHT NOW AT ALL.
- NO, I GET IT. - OKAY.
- I REALLY GET IT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ILLUSTRATE.
- WELL, I'M TALKING WITH MY HANDS.
- ONE TIME YOU'RE GONNA EXPLODE.
- SHE WON'T. - YES, SHE WILL--ONE TIME.
THERE WAS TENSION IN THE ROOM
THAT YOU COULD CUT WITH A KNIFE.
BUT DON'T [bleep] WITH MARIA, 'CAUSE SHE TOOK THAT KNIFE
AND SLICED RIGHT THROUGH IT.
- OKAY, SO-- - THAT'S A GREAT DRINK.
- WHAT PERCENTAGE OF WHAT YOU SENT ON THE LIST
DID YOU GET TODAY?
- A LOT. - I NEED A PERCENT.
- 70.
- 86.3. - ALL RIGHT.
SO GOOD--SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE 13.7?
- I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO OUR A-B PEOPLE.
I GOTTA TALK TO MR. DELUCA.
- BUT THESE LADIES HAVE PROVIDED YOU WITH EVERYTHING--
- IS THERE ANYTHING MORE?
- I HAVE AS MUCH AS I NEED FROM YOU RIGHT NOW, YES.
- OKAY. - FANTASTIC.
- AND YOU GUYS, YOU FEEL BETTER?
- WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO-- - YES.
- WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE INFORMATION--
WE WILL DRAW THE ELEVATIONS OF THE BATHROOM.
THAT SHOWS A GENERIC-- - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- GENERIC WALL OF TILE, AND THEN WE'LL FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S GONNA GO ON THERE IN TERMS OF THE DETAILS.
- EVEN BETTER.
- WE'RE JUST GONNA MAKE SOME DECISIONS
AND, UH, I TOLD THEM ABOUT YOUR IDEA ABOUT
THE BIG, GIANT LIGHT, THEY AGREED WITH YOU.
- OH, I SENT THAT, YES.
- ALL RIGHT, SO I WANT THIS FLOORING FOR HERE.
- AIRPORT, RIGHT? - YEAH.
- AND IN THE BABY'S ROOM.
- SO YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK A PATTERN AND A COLOR.
- WE'LL PICK A PATTERN-- - THAT LOOKS...
- YOU DON'T NEED THAT RIGHT NOW, YOU JUST NEED--
- MAY I RECOMMEND THAT THE PATTERN IS SUBTLE?
'CAUSE YOU'LL GET TIRED OF IT.
- YES. PAINT AND WALL-COVERING
AND FLOORING AND STAINING FLOOR.
IT IS A LOT OF MONEY.
IT IS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO CUT BACK.
BUT I DO HAVE A TON OF LITTLE CANVASSES--
ONE WITH A HIPPOPOTAMUS AND MONKEYS, ALL THAT STUFF.
SO THAT SHOULD ALL GO IN HER ROOM AND ON THAT WALL.
SOMEBODY FIND A PLACE FOR A BAR.
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE HUGE,
IT HAS TO BE SO I CAN STAND BEHIND.
WE ALL AGREE THAT ENTERING WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE
FOR THAT ROMERO BRITTO PIECE.
THIS IS THE BATHROOM WE WANT, PRETTY MUCH.
- IS THIS, UH, DURABLE FOR KIDS HANDS?
I LIKE THIS.
DONE. - SHE'S AHEAD OF THE GAME.
- OKAY, I WANNA SAY THIS AMAZING.
- OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE!
- AND I'VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
AND THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE GROUP OF PEOPLE.
I MEAN, EVERYBODY'S ON THEIR GAME AND I LOVE IT.
SO IT'S GOOD 'CAUSE WE HAVE A VERY, VERY TIGHT DEADLINE.
OTHERWISE I'LL BE HOMELESS. - GOOD JOB, BETHENNY.
- MWAH, MWAH.
- OH, MY GOD.
I MEAN, MY MOM I NEVER HAD.
BYE, BROOKE. - WE'LL ADOPT YOU.
- HOW SWEET! - FEELS BETTER?
- THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET. - WE'LL ADOPT YOU.
- BETHENNY, THAT IS REALLY SWEET.
- HELLO. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.
SOME OF IT'S, LIKE, INJURY--
IT'S NOT REALLY AN INJURY, IT'S JUST, LIKE, MY LIFE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YEAH, WE GET A LOT OF THAT.
COME ON IN. - GREAT.
- HI. - HEY, I'M WAYNE WINNICK.
NICE TO MEET YOU. - I KNOW, WE MET.
- EXACTLY. - YEARS AGO.
- YES. - YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.
YOU HAVEN'T AGED. - THANK YOU.
- THAT MAKES ONE OF US.
I SEE A THERAPIST FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH.
BUT NOW I THINK I MIGHT NEED
TO SEE A CHIROPRACTOR FOR MY PHYSICAL HEALTH.
I'VE BEEN STRESSED OUT WITH JASON,
THE APARTMENT RENOVATION AND COMMUNICATING
WITH THE DESIGNERS, AND IT'S BEEN STRESSFUL.
- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
- [sighs] UM, EVERYTHING IN MY NECK IS ALWAYS CRACKING.
I'M ALWAYS GOING LIKE THIS.
AND I'VE BEEN GETTING TENSION HEADACHES LATELY.
- OKAY. - LIKE EVERY DAY.
- HOW LONG HAS THE NECK BEEN BOTHERING YOU FOR?
- SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN.
- WHEN HAS IT BECOME MORE ACUTE?
- IT'S NOT ACUTE LIKE IT WAS WHEN I CAME YEARS AGO, LIKE,
I CAME--"AAAH!" IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST GENERAL. I ALWAYS HAVE THAT KNOT HERE.
IT'S ALWAYS REALLY SORE AND I'M ALWAYS RUBBING IT.
AND DOES IT INTERFERE WITH YOUR ABILITY TO SLEEP COMFORTABLY?
- NO. - SO YOU CAN SLEEP WELL?
- NO.
I CAN'T SLEEP WELL, BUT THAT'S NOT THE INTERFERENCE.
MY BRAIN INTERFERES WITH MY ABILITY TO SLEEP WELL.
- OKAY, SO A LOT ON YOUR MIND.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW, SLEEPING WELL
IS HUGE TO ANYONE GETTING WELL
FROM ANY ILLNESS.
IT'S A BIG DEAL NO MATTER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
SLEEPING WELL IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
- SLEEP IS EVERYTHING.
- SO YOU REALLY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY.
- DO YOU SLEEP WELL? IS THAT WHY YOU LOOK SO GOOD?
- I SLEEP LIKE A BABY.
YOU COULD DRIVE A TRUCK THROUGH MY BEDROOM AND I'D SLEEP.
- DOES YOUR WIFE WANNA-- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- NO. - OH.
- WELL, DOES THE WOMAN THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY SLEEPING WITH
WANNA PUNCH YOU FOR SLEEPING SO WELL?
- LAST TIME I HAD A GIRLFRIEND, THE DOG SNORED, THAT WAS IT.
- AH.
- LET ME GO BACK TO YOUR CONDITION.
- I'M GONNA SET YOU UP WITH MY FRIEND.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? - GREAT.
- OKAY. - LET ME JUST FINISH THIS.
- OKAY, SORRY.
- LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR HISTORY SAYS.
- WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR HISTORY AFTER?
YOU'RE SINGLE.
YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING.
YOU HAVE A GOOD JOB.
YOU TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE.
I CAN HELP YOU.
I KNOW A LOT OF NICE GIRLS,
AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF RECENT LUCK
IN SETTING PEOPLE UP.
- YOU HAVE A GOOD TRACK RECORD?
- I THINK I DO. YES, I DO.
I MEAN, I HAVE ONE, LIKE, PERFECT GRAND SLAM.
- OKAY, WELL WE'LL DISCUSS THAT ANOTHER TIME.
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT PROFESSIONAL RIGHT NOW.
- WHY ISN'T IT PROFESSIONAL? YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME OUT.
- I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN FOR MY SOCIAL LIFE.
- THANK YOU. - BUT, UH...
- IF YOU HELP ME, I'LL HELP YOU.
- OKAY. - HE WASN'T BITING.
- ANY HISTORY OF DEPRESSION?
- NOT REALLY. - OKAY.
- I MEAN, I HAVE SOME HIGHS AND LOWS.
- OKAY.
- IT'S MORE LIKE AGGRAVATION AND MOOD.
- THAT'S NEW YORK. THAT'S ALL OF US.
- OH, OKAY. - OKAY, THAT'S NORMAL.
- I DON'T THINK THAT MY POSTURE'S ACTUALLY THAT GREAT.
AND IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE I DO SO MUCH YOGA.
I THINK IT'S AWKWARD TO JUST WALK AROUND
WITH YOUR *** STICKING OUT
AND HAVING GOOD POSTURE.
- OKAY, WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
- GOOD.
- UM, AND YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A VERY HEAVY SCHEDULE.
- HE WAS A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK.
- YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU HAVE A CHILD, RIGHT?
- RIGHT. - OKAY.
SO HOW DO YOU WORK THAT OUT WITH YOUR SCHEDULE?
- TO FIT EVERYTHING IN?
- I JUST FIT EVERYTHING-- THAT'S WHAT I JUST DO.
THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ANYTHING.
BASICALLY WHEN I FINISH SOMETHING
THAT HAS TO DO WITH WORK, I DON'T EVEN EAT.
I JUST RUN--I MEAN, I'LL EAT ON THE GO.
I'LL RUN HOME TO BE WITH MY BABY.
I KIND OF JUST WORK AND THEN BE WITH MY BABY.
- HEADACHES? I'M SURPRISED YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
COME ON.
THAT'S GREAT AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE SO SUCCESSFUL.
- AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE HALF OF IT.
- BUT I CAN JUST TELL YOU.
THAT AT SOME POINT IN TIME
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A REST.
SO THINK ABOUT WHAT I TOLD YOU,
AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO,
OR YOU WANT TO TRY SOME TREATMENT,
OR GIVE ME A CALL AND SEE IF THERE'S OTHER
METHODS OF EXPLORATION, LET ME KNOW.
- I GOT YOU, DOC. I NEED TO TAKE A VACATION.
BUT CRACK MY DAMN BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, NICE TO MEET YOU VERY MUCH.
- BYE, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- BYE-BYE.
- THANKS, DOC. - YOU BET.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST-- I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK
THAT I'M NOT, LIKE, LOYAL TO YOU.
OR, LIKE, THAT I-- I WANT TO DO THIS JOB.
- NICE.
WOW, IT'S ALL SO CIVILIZED.
- IT'S VERY NICE. - IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO THEY SHOULD BE HERE. - IN A LITTLE BIT.
- WE'RE A FEW MINUTES EARLY. - OKAY.
UM, ALL RIGHT, SO I WANNA GO OVER A FEW THINGS.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT I JUST WROTE DOWN
'CAUSE I WA--THE PROBLEM IS I'M OBSESSING AND I'M NOT--
I'M THINKING ABOUT THINGS
THAT ARE FLYING AROUND IN MY HEAD,
BECAUSE THINGS AREN'T--
A LOT OF THINGS ARE GETTING LOST.
BUILDING THIS WEBSITE IS GOING TO BE A WHOLE ANIMAL.
WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER MEETING TO DISCUSS WHO'S HANDLING
WHAT PART OF IT.
SO LET'S GET THEM-- THEY SHOULD BE HERE ANYWAY
IN A MINUTE AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
THINGS ARE RUNNING AT A FRANTIC PACE
WITH MY BUSINESS,
AND WE'RE REVAMPING THE WHOLE WEBSITE.
I DON'T GET THAT MUCH TIME TO TALK TO JACKIE AND JULIE
BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
SO BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO THIS MEETING,
IT'S THE PERFECT TIME THAT WE'RE ALL TOGETHER
AND I CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT'S BEEN ON MY MIND.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE ALL THIS STUFF IS GOING.
AND BY THE WAY, I'M COMPLETELY DIFFICULT.
I THROW THINGS AND THROW THEM AND THROW THEM.
AND THAT'S WHY WE GOT MAGGIE, AND WE CAN GET MORE PEOPLE.
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA MOVE.
WE NEED TO COMMUNICATE MORE, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE THINGS ARE GETTING DROPPED,
AND I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE OVERWHELMED.
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING.
THIS IS JUST ABOUT CLEANING IT OUT.
WE'RE ABOUT TO ENTER INTO A WHOLE NEW PROJECT
WITH THESE PEOPLE, SO I WANNA, LIKE,
CLEAR THE DECKS BEFORE THIS.
UM...
YOU WERE, LIKE, ALL OVERWHELMED
WHEN YOU MOVED TO THE CITY.
IT WAS A BIG MOVE AND YOU WERE ALL FLUSTERED,
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REALLY CATCHING YOUR STRIDE
'CAUSE YOU'RE OWNING YOUR OWN THINGS
AND YOU'RE GREAT, AND I KNOW YOU'RE IN A SITUATION WITH
YOUR BOYFRIEND AND MOVING AND EVERYTHING,
BUT I WANNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY COMMITTED
TO BEING IN NEW YORK.
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, FOR THE LONG HAUL.
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND'S GOOD WITH IT.
AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT. - MM-HM.
- OKAY, UM, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU TOO ARE.
BECAUSE, I MEAN, I HAVE TWO GIRLS WHO HAVE
SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS, WHO LIVE IN DIFFERENT STATES.
AND I KNOW THAT IT'S A STRESS ON YOU.
- DO I WANNA STAY IN NEW YORK?
- YEAH, I LOVE NEW YORK. I LOVE WORKING HERE.
I JUST--I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I'M NOT, LIKE,
LOYAL TO YOU OR, LIKE, THAT I--
- I-- - I WANT TO DO THIS JOB.
AND I--YOU KNOW. - I DON'T THINK THAT.
YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I'M OKAY.
- DO YOU WANT A TISSUE? - IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING.
LIKE, YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY THERE,
AND WITH HIM AND MAKING EVERYTHING OKAY THERE WITH ME.
AND I WANT YOU TO BE OKAY.
YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
- I KNOW THAT'S REALLY WHAT I STRUGGLE WITH.
BECAUSE THEN I JUST START THINKING
AND I GET SO FRUSTRATED WITH MYSELF,
'CAUSE I'M JUST, LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING."
- BY THE WAY-- - "LIKE, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
- WELL, THAT'S HOW YOU SHUT DOWN.
NO, I DO THE SAME THING. I DO THE SAME THING.
- I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
I KNOW THAT YOUR ANSWER IS THAT
"YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, JULIE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT."
BUT IT'S TO HAVE YOUR LIFE
REVOLVE AROUND SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE--
- I TOTALLY AGREE.
- AT WHAT POINT IS THAT NOT SOMETHING
THAT I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYMORE.
- EXACTLY.
- AND THAT'S WHAT I'M STRUGGLING WITH.
NO, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT, I KNOW.
- YOU HAVE TO DO IT. - I JUST--IT'S HARD.
'CAUSE ONE DAY I JUST WOKE UP
AND I WAS, LIKE, "I'M MOVING TO NEW YORK, THAT'S IT."
I FEEL LIKE ONE DAY I'LL JUST WAKE UP AND JUST KNOW.
- OKAY. - AND THAT, MAYBE--
- I'M LIKE THAT, YOU'RE A SCORPIO.
IT MIGHT HAPPEN.
I LOVE JULIE. SHE'S PART OF OUR FAMILY.
SHE'S BRYN'S GODMOTHER, AND SHE'S PART OF MY LIFE
EVERY DAY IN A WAY THAT FAR EXCEEDS WORK.
I'M GETTING THE SENSE THAT THIS IS NOT RIGHT FOR HER.
IF IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR HER, IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR US.
- HI. - HI.
- HI, BETHENNY, MILES. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- VERY GOOD TO MEET YOU. - HOW ARE YOU?
- MILES, JACKIE, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI. - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- HI, I'M JULIE. - HI, JULIE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- JACKIE, NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, I'M TOM.
- BETHENNY. - I'LL BE SERVING YOU TODAY.
- OH, YOU'RE NOT WITH THEM. OH, OKAY, GREAT.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- DO YOU PREFER STILL OR SPARKLING WATER?
- UH, SPARKLING'S GREAT, THANKS.
- HI.
- EXCITED TO BE WORKING WITH YOU.
- OH, GOOD. - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
- EVERYBODY HAS A WEBSITE, IT'S YOUR SIGNATURE
AND MY WEBSITE NEEDS TO REPRESENT WHO I AM,
WHAT I'M DOING,
WHAT I STAND FOR, WHAT I'M SELLING,
JUST HOW TO REALLY BE PART OF IT ALL.
WE MET, LIKE, HOW LONG AGO?
- TWO MONTHS AND A HALF. - RIGHT.
SO WHEN ARE WE GETTING STARTED?
- ALL OF THIS--THIS IS THE POINT OF THIS MEETING TODAY.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW. - WE GOTTA GET STARTED NOW.
- YES. - OKAY.
- THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS MEETING.
- WE GOTTA GET STARTED RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE IF THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS COMING UP--
- YUP.
- I WANT THERE TO BE A WORLD WITHIN A WORLD.
WHERE MY FANS TALK TO EACH OTHER.
- GREAT. - ABOUT THE BEST BODY SCRUB.
OR THE BEST DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE.
I WANT THIS TO BE--AND I HAVEN'T SEEN IT ANYWHERE ELSE.
- YUP.
- AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THIS BORING FORUM.
- THAT'S REALLY THE CORE OF WHAT WE'RE ABOUT.
SO REALLY THE PURPOSE OF THIS MEETING IS TO HEAR FROM YOU,
YOU KNOW, WHAT THAT BRAND IS
AND TO MAKE SURE THAT WE'RE RUNNING 100% ON THE SAME PAGE.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY BRAND IS?
- I MEAN, WE DO, BUT I WANNA MAKE SURE
THAT WE HAVE IT CLEAR-- WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
- OKAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
- I KNOW. - IF I WERE TO ASK YOU.
WHAT IS THE BRAND OF ME?
- UM, POSITIVITY, UM...
EMPOWERMENT, UM...
- AUTHENTIC. - YEAH, AUTHENTICITY.
CONNECTION WITH YOUR AUDIENCE AND WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
- THAT'S WHAT SKINNYGIRL MEANS?
- I THINK--I THINK IT'S FABULOUS, CUTE.
- FABULOUS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- UM...
I LOVE EVERYTHING.
- I DON'T-- I DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME
AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM.
I JUST WANT A GREAT WEBSITE
TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M TELLING YOU
THAT I WANTED TO DO.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY ACCOUNTS YOU GUYS HAVE,
HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE WORKING ON THIS.
- WE HAVE 70 EMPLOYEES RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY. - YUP.
- WE'VE BEEN GROWING REALLY RAPIDLY.
- AND HOW MANY ACCOUNTS LIKE THIS DO YOU HAVE?
'CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A GIANT ANIMAL.
- WE HAVE A LOT OF PARTNERS, BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF STAFF
TO DEVOTE TO ALL THE PARTNERS THAT WE WORK WITH.
- LIKE HUNDREDS? HOW MANY PARTNERS?
- NO, WE HAVE ABOUT A DOZEN LIVE RIGHT NOW.
ANOTHER 18 LAUNCHING OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS.
- SO YOU'LL HAVE ABOUT 30 PROJECTS FOR 70 PEOPLE?
- YEAH, YEAH, BASICALLY. - ALL RIGHT.
- ONE OF THE REASONS WHY WE'VE DONE SO WELL
IS WE'RE VERY CLIENT-FOCUSED.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING FOR A WHILE
ABOUT WANTING TO WORK WITH YOU,
SO IT'S EXCITING THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT NOW.
- THANK YOU, BUCKLE UP. - IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
YEAH. [laughs]
WE'RE READY. - SO CHEERS.
- COOL, THANK YOU. - CHEERS.
- GLAD TO WORK WITH YOU. - WE'RE VERY EXCITED, CHEERS.
- IT'S BAD LUCK, I DON'T--EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD. SO WE'RE GONNA START NOW.
- MM-HM, RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
- [laughs] - GET UP RIGHT NOW.
HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?
- KIND OF TERRIBLE, BUT I DON'T FEEL THAT TERRIBLE.
BUT I'M KIND OF TERR-- I'M KIND OF GOOD AND TERRIBLE.
BRYN'S GREAT AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT TO RUN HOME
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY TO BE WITH HER.
AND THAT ALWAYS MAKES IT FEEL BETTER.
UM, EVERYTHING'S GREAT WITH HER.
SHE'S REALLY GOOD, SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
- DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT'S NOT SO GREAT?
- JASON'S BIRTHDAY THING.
I SET UP THIS PRIVATE GOLF WITH HIS FRIEND OPIE.
HE LOVES TO GOLF.
I SET IT UP... AND THEN HE RIPPED ME
BECAUSE HIS PARENTS WEREN'T THERE.
RIPPED ME. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN.
I'M, LIKE, NOT BEING MYSELF AND I'M FEELING LIKE
ALL I'M DOING IS SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME
FOCUSING ON MAKING THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK
AND BEING SOMEBODY THAT I'M NOT.
AND BECAUSE I FAILED SO MUCH BEFORE
THAT IT'S GOTTA BE MY FAULT.
[sniffles]
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO--
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO, LIKE, BE SOMEBODY DIFFERENT.
I FEEL LIKE HE...
HE WANTS TO HAVE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP
THAT YOU HAVE WHEN 26.
WHEN YOU'RE 26, YOU'RE JUST...
YOU MEET SOMEONE, YOU'RE SO INNOCENT.
WE'RE, LIKE, THE SAME PERSON.
WE'RE FUSED AND WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
AND IT'S--YOU KNOW.
WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE AT THIS AGE,
AND ONE OF YOU ACHIEVES ENORMOUS SUCCESS
AND THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T,
YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE HE'S NOT
WHERE HE WANTED TO BE IN HIS LIFE AND WORK.
AND HE RESENTS IT BEING ALL MY STUFF
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I CAN'T--
- MM-HM.
- I WAS EXACTLY WHO I AM NOW WHEN I MET HIM
AND I TOLD HIM.
I SAID, "YOU'RE GETTING INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE
"WHO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING
THAT SO FEW PEOPLE HAVE EVER DONE."
AND HE ACCEPTED THAT.
- I THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY HAPPY
WITH WHAT YOU DID FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
THE GOLF OUTING.
WE WERE ON THE GOLF COURSE AND HE CAME UP TO ME
AND HE KISSED ME AND HE SAID
"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE--" IT WAS A PRIVATE GOLF COURSE.
IT'S I THINK SOME CRAZY AMOUNT OF MONEY TO JOIN.
LIKE, ONLY, YOU KNOW, CERTAIN PEOPLE BELONG.
I DON'T KNOW, I KNEW SOME GUY.
AND THEN HIS FRIEND WAS THERE AS A SURPRISE.
AND HE WAS SO EXCITED.
IT'S, LIKE, THE BEST COURSE.
AND HE SAID,
"I LOVE YOU. I BEAT YOU UP ALL THE TIME.
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN."
HE SAID THIS TO ME. - MM-HM.
- AND I WAS, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I DID SOMETHING GOOD."
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE WE HAD A ROMANTIC DINNER,
AND SOMETHING AFTER.
AND A CUTE GIFT FROM-- I MEAN, I JUST PLANNED
WALKING ON EGGSHELLS, I WAS PANIC-STRICKEN.
UM, AND THEN SUNDAY NIGHT, IT WAS 10:00.
WE'RE LAYING DOWN GOING TO BED,
AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE SAYS...
"YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN TO START ANYTHING UP,
BUT IT WAS MY 40TH BIRTHDAY,
AND YOU SHOULD'VE INCLUDED MY PARENTS."
AND IT TURNED INTO A RIP-ROARING ALL NIGHT,
BLOODSHOT EYES, WHA--
AND I WAS MORE--I WAS SO AGGRAVATED AT THAT.
I WAS SO UPSET, BUT I WAS ALSO, LIKE,
"I DON'T SLEEP AS A--HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME AT 10:00?
"YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T SLEEP.
YOU KNOW THAT YOU'LL FALL RIGHT TO SLEEP
AND ALL NIGHT I'LL BE SITTING HERE
OBSESSING OVER THIS BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO--"
AND OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
I WOKE UP WANTING TO KILL--
I MEAN, IT'S JUST-- IT'S BEEN VERY STRESSFUL.
AND I HOLD ALL OF THIS AND I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS
TO ANYBODY.
MY LIFE IS SO PUBLIC AND, YOU KNOW,
BUT BY THE SAME TOKEN I HATE THAT EVERYONE THINKS
MY LIFE IS PERFECT.
THAT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH.
JASON IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, IT'S
"WHATEVER BETHENNY WANTS, I'M JUST A SUPPORTIVE HUSBAND."
BUT IN OUR HOUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING INSANE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY.
I KNOW I'M NOT GOING CRAZY, BUT I JUST FEEL ALONE.
- MM-HM, YOU ARE ALONE. - I KNOW.
- THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE IT.
- THAT'S THE THING, IT'S WHY I'VE BEEN CLINGING
ONTO OLD PEOPLE THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME.
'CAUSE THE NEW PEOPLE ARE JUST VERY...
FROM THIS NEW WORLD.
- I THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS REALLY WISE, WHICH IS--
- WHAT AM I DOING THAT'S WISE?
- WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS MINIMIZE THE ESCALATION.
- OH, WELL--YEAH. - STOP THE FIGHTING.
- I'VE GOT NO CHOICE.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE.
AND I THINK THAT SPEAKS A LOT
TO YOUR COMMITMENT TO YOUR MARRIAGE
AND YOUR COMMITMENT TO JASON
AND YOUR COMMITMENT TO YOUR FAMILY WITH JASON AND BRYN.
IT REALLY DOES.
- WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- LOTS OF PEOPLE DO LOTS OF THINGS DIFFERENT, BELIEVE ME.
I'VE SEEN IT AND SO HAVE YOU.
- WELL...
- WE DON'T HAVE JASON HERE, BUT YOU SPEAK TO JASON,
AND MY ADVICE TO JASON IF HE WERE HERE IS
WORK ON YOUR MARRIAGE TOO.
AND YOU CAN GET OUTSIDE HELP.
AND YOU SAY HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THERAPY,
MAYBE HE'S SCARED OF IT, HE MAY NOT TRUST IT COMPLETELY.
BUT I THINK HE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF WILLINGNESS.
SO MAYBE IT'S NOT TODAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT NEXT MONTH.
BUT I JUST WANNA PLANT THAT SEED.
- LISTEN.
WEAVE IT IN.
[sighs]
- KEEP BREATHING.
- THIS SUCKS.
- COMING UP...
- A COUPLE EXERCISES, ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS WHOLE POINT IS--
OF THIS TRIP IS?
- WELL, HE DIDN'T CHOOSE A SPEEDBOAT.
IT'S A SAILBOAT BECAUSE, LIKE, EVERYBODY HAS TO WORK TOGETHER
TO MAKE THE BOAT MOVE.
- YOU AND JASON WORKING TOGETHER WOULD BE LIKE A COUPLE EXERCISE.
THAT'S ALL I WAS SAYING. - OH, OKAY.
- IT'S BALLET TIME.
- HELLO! - HI.
- WELCOME, LITTLE BALLERINA.
- THIS IS THE BALLERINA.
- HI, BRYN! WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST BALLET CLASS.
SIT DOWN WITH YOUR MOMMIES. HERE WE GO, BRYN.
DO YOU WANNA SIT BY ME
OR DO YOU WANNA SIT BY YOUR MOMMY?
- I'M OVER HERE. [laughs]
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
LITTLE MISS INDEPENDENT ALREADY.
PERFECT. - DON'T WORRY.
OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
- WE DON'T WANNA MESS UP HER HAIR TODAY, BEE.
IT'S NICE, BUT NO PULLING HAIR.
LET'S NOT START THAT.
AND NO TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S BOWS OUT, NO.
- [laughs]
- DID EVERYONE GET THEIR TEDDY BEAR?
WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR DANCE.
- I'M NOT SURE THAT BALLET IS GOING TO BE BRYN'S THING.
WE LOVE BALLET! YAY!
- HI. - HI.
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR TRIP,
UM, WITH JASON.
YOU SPOKE TO HIM AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING
WITH DR. AMADOR, RIGHT?
- YES.
- SO I CAN MOVE FORWARD WITH THE TRAVEL?
- YES. - I THINK IT'LL BE COOL.
- I'M REALLY EXCITED. - I THINK IT'LL BE REALLY COOL.
THE HELICOPTER--BASICALLY I FIGURED OUT YOU CAN TAKE
A HELICOPTER FROM 30TH AND 12TH AVENUE
TO BLOCK ISLAND.
- AND IT'S AS SAFE AS A PLANE
OR ANY OTHER MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION?
- YES, JUST AS SAFE.
I SPOKE TO THEM ABOUT, YOU KNOW, HAVING BRYN COME,
AND THEY SAY PEOPLE DO IT OFTEN.
YOU'LL LEAVE AROUND 3:00.
WHICH MEANS YOU'LL ARRIVE AT BLOCK ISLAND AROUND 4:45, 5:00.
AND WHEN YOU ARRIVE THERE, YOU WILL MEET DR. AMADOR
AND THEN BOARD HIS BOAT.
- JASON HAS AGREED TO GO ON THE "RELATIONSHIP-BUILDING" CRUISE
WITH DR. AMADOR.
IT IS AN EIGHT HOUR JOURNEY TO NANTUCKET FROM BLOCK ISLAND.
SO THEN YOU ARRIVE IN NANTUCKET AROUND 1:00 IN THE MORNING.
YOU'LL DO DINNER ON THE BOAT, ALL YOUR EXERCISES.
- 1:00 IN THE MORNING? WHAT EXERCISES?
- LIKE EXERCISES-- LIKE, COUPLE EXERCISES.
ISN'T THAT WHAT THE WHOLE POINT IS OF THIS TRIP?
- WELL, HE DIDN'T CHOOSE A SPEEDBOAT.
IT'S A SAILBOAT, BECAUSE, LIKE, EVERYBODY HAS TO WORK TOGETHER
TO MAKE THE BOAT MOVE.
- RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU AND JASON WORKING TOGETHER.
WOULD BE LIKE A COUPLE EXERCISE, THAT'S ALL.
- OH, OKAY. - THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE?
- DO YOU THINK-- - I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW DR. AMADOR BETTER THAN ME
IN HOW HE SPEAKS TO YOU IN THERAPY
ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
- I THINK HE'LL JUST SEE OUR DYNAMIC.
BUT I WANT JASON TO REALLY ACT LIKE JASON.
NOT OUTSIDE JASON.
- 'CAUSE ONLY A FEW PEOPLE KNOW INSIDE JASON.
YOU, THIS ONE...
JACKIE, AND DAWA.
NO ONE ELSE KNOWS INSIDE JASON.
YOU THINK HE'LL BE INSIDE JASON?
- MM-HM.
I THINK IF YOU'RE PUT IN A SITUATION
WHERE YOU'RE IN A SMALL AREA, YOU'RE WITH ANOTHER COUPLE.
- IF YOU GET A LITTLE IRRITATED
'CAUSE YOU GET A LITTLE NAUSEATED.
- NERVOUS, I GUESS.
I MEAN, I THINK YOU TRUST DR. AMADOR, SO...
- OH, I LOVE HIM.
I KNOW I'M CRAZY.
IT'S FINE IF HE TELLS ME THAT.
- RIGHT. - DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
- OKAY, SO THE OTHER THINGS THAT I HAVE TO GO OVER WITH YOU
ARE FITNESS ACCESSORIES AND MACY'S PICKED UP
THE SHAPEWEAR LINE.
THEY'RE SO EXCITED.
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT YEAR.
- AND THEY'RE GONNA-- IT'S GONNA BE LINGERIE
AND PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS--
- PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS.
- THE SHAPE WHERE YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE.
EXACTLY.
- I WANNA HAVE A REAL WOMAN'S PHOTO SHOOT.
WHERE IT'S PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WEAR IT.
AND SHOWING YOU WHO'S REALLY WEARING IT.
NOT SOME BONE THIN GIRL.
- EXACTLY. - WHO HAS NO EXPRESSION.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? - ME?
- YES.
- WEARING SHAPEWEAR?
- YES. - IN PHOTOS?
- YES. - NO.
- NO? - NOT ME.
- OKAY, WHAT ABOUT JACKIE? JACKIE!
JACKIE, COME IN HERE.
DO YOU WEAR ANY OF IT?
- YEAH, THE SHAPEWEAR UNDERWEAR IS AWESOME.
AND THE TANKS ARE AWESOME TOO.
- HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING ANY OF THE SHAPEWEAR?
- YEAH. - WHICH ONE?
- THE LACY CAM--CAMMIE. - YOU WEAR THE *** BOOSTER?
- OH, I DID WEAR THAT.
BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF UNDERWEAR
AND SO THAT WAS--
- NO, YOU DIDN'T!
- ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT ABOUT IF YOU
GUYS MODEL SHAPEWEAR AND WE DO A PHOTO SHOOT
FOR YOU GUYS TO BE ON THE WEBSITE?
- WILL YOUR BOYFRIEND KILL YOU OR NO?
- I DON'T WANNA DO THE THONG ONE.
- YOU HAVE TO DO THE CROTCHLESS--
[laughter]
***.
- I'D DO IT, YEAH. - ALL RIGHT.
OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA BE STRUTTING DOWN IN STILETTOS.
YOU LITTLE ***.
[laughter]
- YUP.
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- WE'RE GOING TO YOUR HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
OFICINA LATINA.
- OH, WOW. - CHA-CHA-CHA.
- HI. - LOOK HOW CUTE EVERYBODY IS.
- HI.
- THIS IS LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST-- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE FEATHERS
COMING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
YOU JUST ATE THE CANARY.
DOES HE NOT LOOK GUILTY?
- YES. - VERY CUTE.
- I FEEL LIKE I NEVER LET IT LOOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
- TO SMELL THE ROSES BEFORE THEY DIE.
- CHEERS.
- JASON'S OUT OF TOWN VISITING HIS PARENTS.
SO TONIGHT IS GIRL'S NIGHT, AND WHENEVER I GO OUT
I LIKE TO GO OUT WITH RA-RA.
RA-RA DOESN'T SAY A LOT, BUT WHEN SHE SAYS SOMETHING
IT'S PRETTY POIGNANT.
- DO YOU HAVE THE BIRTHDAY BLUES?
- I DO.
- 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANNA GET DISAPPOINTED.
SO YOU DON'T WANNA PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DISAPPOINTMENT.
ALREADY DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE DID IT FIRST.
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S EXACTLY IT.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NO, I JUST CAME HOME TODAY AND
THERE WAS NO DOG AND NO BRYN.
AND I WAS WHISPERING 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE I WAS
GONNA WAKE UP THE BABY.
- YEAH.
- I JUST FELT LIKE ALONE.
- 'CAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE ALONE TIME.
- I NEVER DO.
- EVER.
- UM, YOU KNOW WHERE BLOCK ISLAND IS?
- YEAH, IT'S IN RHODE ISLAND. - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
- NO, MY FRIEND WORKED THERE IN SUMMER.
- OH, OKAY.
- BUT SHE SAID IT WAS SO QUAINT AND BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, REALLY? - AND SHE LOVED IT.
- BECAUSE DR. AMADOR, HE DOES THIS THING
WHERE HE TAKES COUPLES ON A SAILBOAT AND THEY, YOU KNOW--
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S DO THERAPY
OR IF IT'S THAT THEY DO BOAT THINGS.
SO I WANT YOU TO COME.
- TO TAKE CARE OF BRYN OVERNIGHT.
- OR DO YOU WANNA TAKE CARE OF JASON.
BECAUSE HE'S NOT INTO DOING THERAPY AT ALL.
I WAS PSYCHED THAT WE HAVE THIS GREAT--
WE HAVE THIS TRIP AND WE CAN GO ON THE BOAT
AND HE'S ALWAYS SORT OF SO-- HE USED TO BE SO
"YEAH! I'M INTO WHATEVER!"
- OPEN. - YEAH.
- SO I SAID "DO YOU WANNA GO?
AND HE SAID "WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMFORTABLE
WITH SOMEONE ANALYZING ME THE WHOLE TIME."
- MEN DON'T ANALYZE THINGS.
- NO, HE DIDN'T MEAN I WAS ANALYZING, BUT--
- NO, NO, NO, I MEAN THAT'S WHY WE'RE COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
- OH, OH.
- I CAN HAVE SOMEBODY ANALYZE ME
AND BE, LIKE, "WELL, YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
BECAUSE I ANALYZE MYSELF."
- RIGHT.
- MEN ARE, LIKE, "DOO-DEE-DOO," NO.
- I KNOW, SO MEN ARE BETTER AT...
- PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS OKAY.
- RIGHT AND WITH OTHER PEOPLE THEY'LL BE, LIKE, "WHATEVER."
- "OH, YEAH," YOU KNOW, SMILE ON THEIR FACE.
- I THINK IT'LL BE COOL.
I LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF.
WOMEN DO, WOMEN LIKE THERAPY AND MEN DON'T.
- EVERYBODY DOES.
EVERYBODY, NO MATTER WHERE THEY COME FROM,
OR HOW WONDERFUL THEIR LIFE WAS OR WHATEVER,
YOU NEED TO TALK AND VENT ABOUT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE
THAT YOU WEREN'T HAPPY ABOUT AT SOME POINT.
JUST TO GET OVER THEM. - RIGHT, EXACTLY.
THE OTHER NIGHT JASON DID SOMETHING LIKE--
LIKE, HE MOTIONED-- LIKE, HE *** THE AIR.
LIKE, HE WENT LIKE THIS. HE WAS, LIKE...
LATER...
I WAS, LIKE, "REALLY?"
IT'S LIKE REALLY THE ROMANCE DIES A LITTLE BIT.
- IN THE BEGINNING IT'S, LIKE, FABULOUS.
LIKE, YOU DON'T KNOW THEM AND IT'S EXCITING.
AND THEY'RE NOT FARTING.
- RIGHT, RIGHT. - [laughs]
- THE FARTING IS A BIG--THE FARTING.
- IT'S REALLY ANNOYING, LIKE, "REALLY?"
- I DON'T THINK MEN SHOULD THINK IT'S OKAY.
IF I WENT AND FARTED ON SOMEONE, I WOULD BE QUITE APOLOGETIC.
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AGAIN,
I WOULD BE INSTITUTIONALIZED, AND I WOULD BE IN THERAPY
FOR THE GREATER PART OF THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
- DO YOU FART IN THE ROOM AND THEN LAUGH?
- NO, NO.
- IF YOU HAVE TO FART DO YOU LEAVE THE ROOM?
- NO, I JUST-- I JUST DON'T FART.
- OH, THAT'S BULL--WHAT, DO YOU TAKE ONE OF THE CORKS
FROM THE BOTTLE AND STICK IT UP YOUR ***
AND PRAY FOR THE BEST?
SO HE FARTS, SHE DOESN'T HEAR.
HE HOLDS IT IN. HE UNDERSTANDS.
HOLD THAT--HOLD IT IN.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN PAIN.
HE UNDERSTANDS SUFFERING FOR ROMANCE.
OOH, WHAT IS THAT?
- LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE LIKE AN ARTIST.
CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- I LIKE IT, IT SEEMS-- IT SEEMS DANGEROUS.
[glass breaking]
YOU JUST FARTED! - YES.
- [laughs] - I HEARD IT!
- COMING UP...
REALLY? SAYING TO ME "YOU'RE GONNA END UP ALONE."
- I TOLD YOU!
- SAYING TO ME, "YOU'RE DAMAGED."
- THEN I--I'M DONE. I'M NOT GOING.
- HELICOPTER.
- DA-DA! - HELICOPTER.
- DA-DA!
- GOOD NIGHT, MY DEAR--HERE.
- THANKS, MAN.
- JASON AND I ARE LEAVING FOR BLOCK ISLAND TODAY.
THANK GOD RA-RA'S GOING TO MEET US THERE.
SHE'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF BRYN.
- WE'RE GOING ON A HELICOPTER.
- DA-DA.
- WHAT? - THAT'S A HELICOPTER.
- I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO MOVE FORWARD UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE
FOR THE WHOLE THING.
LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
THIS MORNING JASON AND I HAD YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT
ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND.
AND I'M REALLY HURT BY IT.
I CAN'T MOVE ON YET.
HE JUST WANTS TO SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG
LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
AND IT KILLED ME.
YOU JUST RUINED YOUR ENTIRE-- I DID NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY.
- OH, WE'RE STILL ON THAT? WE HAVEN'T MOVED FORWARD?
- NO.
HOW COULD WE? - OKAY.
- YOU TOLD ME MY THERAPIST-- I PAY HIM TO TELL ME
WHAT I WANT HIM TO HEAR.
YOU CAN'T BE THE PERSON THAT YOU REALLY ARE.
- I AM THE PERSON I REALLY AM.
- REALLY? SAYING TO ME, "YOU'RE GONNA END UP ALONE."
- I TOLD YOU.
- SAYING TO ME "YOU'RE DAMAGED."
SAYING TO ME-- - I'M NOT DOING THIS.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
I'M DEFINITELY AT A BREAKING POINT.
I AM TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY ONE
WHO HAS PROBLEMS, IS THE CRAZY ONE.
EVERYTHING'S MY FAULT.
IT MUST BE ME.
I JUST THINK THAT JASON HAS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR 50% OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.
- THE ONE THING I'M GONNA TELL YOU THOUGH
IS IF YOU'RE INTENTION IS TO GO INTO THIS TRIP
AND AIR OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR
TO BOTH OF US AND OUR RELATIONSHIP.
- [cries] WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ANYWAY.
EVERY TIME I TRY YOU YELL AT ME AND TELL ME
WHAT A BAD PERSON I AM.
I CAN'T.
- DON'T PUT IT ALL ON ME, BETHENNY.
- JASON, YOU'VE BEEN BEATING ME UP
SO BAD LATELY ABOUT THIS THING.
- NO, NO, NO.
- I KNOW YOU DON'T TRUST ME AS A HUMAN BEING.
- I TRUST YOU.
- BUT I'M NOT SETTING YOU UP FOR ANYTHING.
I'M JUST GONNA CRY ALL WEEKEND BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I DO ANYWAY.
AND I DON'T HAVE TO TALK AT ALL.
- YOU WOULDN'T TALK TO ME ALL MORNING.
- I DID TALK TO YOU THIS MORNING AND YOU YELLED AT ME AND SAID--
- OH, MY GOD, BRIEFLY.
- "OH, YES, YOU'RE UPSET AGAIN."
YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE THINKING
THAT I'M THIS PERFECT HUSBAND.
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? - YES, IT DOES.
- IT DOES. THEN I--I'M DONE.
I'M NOT GOING.
- DA-DA. - I'M SORRY, I'M NOT GOING.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO ME.
- NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER...
OH, MY GOSH.
- SO WELCOME. COME ONBOARD, WATCH YOUR STEP.
THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING.
THIS IS BLOCK ISLAND.
YOU NEED SOMEONE IN THE BOUGH TO WATCH FOR BUOYS FOR YOU.
- BETHENNY, CAN YOU GO UP TO THE FRONT
AND WATCH FOR BUOYS?
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PUSH HER BUTTONS, THOUGH.
- YEAH?
- THAT'S BECAUSE I LOVE HER.
- THAT'S NOT WHY YOU PUSH HER BUTTONS, I BET.
- [laughs]
- WHEN YOU FOCUS ON ONE THING,
YOU LOSE SIGHT OF THE BIGGER PICTURE
AND YOU GO OFF COURSE.
AND YOUR MARRIAGE HITS THE ROCKS.
- WE'RE OFF COURSE.
- THIS IS 15 HOURS ON THIS BOAT.
- OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
- DR. AMADOR, WHAT IS GOING ON?
- SOMETHING'S GOING BAD.
SO WE HAVE NO GPS.
SO WE'RE [bleep].
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