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[Skulldor:] I finally have you right where I want you, Him Guy!
[Him Guy:] You'll never get away with this, Evil Lord Skulldor.
[Skulldor:] Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
What are you waiting for, one of your friends to come to the rescue?
Well too bad!
Because they're all frickin' DEAD!
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Seriously.
I can't believe you fell for the classic cardboard cutout gag!
[Speakers:] If I was your boyfriend,
I'd never let you goooo....
[Him Guy:] He's a talented young man, I just...
I just wanted to talk to him.
[Skulldor:] Yeah, whatever.
[Him Guy:] Aaaaaaaaaah!
They're tearing apart my limbs!
And they're SOO cute!
AAAAAGH!
[Manda:] You're so deliciously evil, Skulldor.
[Skulldor:] Ooh, Bad Manda.
You sure know how to give me a ***.
Get it?
Cuz I'm a skelet-
[Manda:] Sssshut up and make out with my face.
[Skulldor:] Woah!
[Manda:] Mmmmm
[Skulldor:] Bad Manda, oh. Yeah, take it all.
[Slasher:] You really need to get a job.
[Skulldor:] Ah, sh**.
[Slasher:] I just can't keep covering your rent like this, man.
I know we're good friends and all, but you've been unemployed for months.
You really need to start pulling your weight around here!
[Skulldor:] Y'callin' me fat!
[Slasher:] Actually, yeah.
What happened to you?
[Skulldor:] No, Slasher.
What happened to US?
We used to be so evil!
You're selling furniture now, and I'm...
I'm eating myself to death.
[Slasher:] Villainy just never worked out.
I mean, did we ever succeed?
When's the last time you killed something?
[Skulldor:] I kill something every day!
[Slasher:] Hm?
[Skulldor:] Whaat?
Aww, I just killed the last of the cookies.
Yes! I finally killed the last boss in Face Exploder!
Mwah ha ha ha!
Take that, gingivitis!
You have been destroyed by Skulldor!
WaaaaAAAAH
AAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH
*Skulldor crying*
[Slasher:] Oh, come on.
Who's my skully man?
Who's Slasher's skullman? Hm?
[Skulldor:] Me?
... I am.
[Slasher:] There's a smile!
But seriously.
Get a f***ing job!