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Here you go sweetheart. Hi, I'm former badminton Olympic gold medalist,
Jacob McCaslin. After the success of my series of self-help weight loss books, I decided
to branch off into the world and start writing music that came from the heart.
After critically acclaimed "Bathroom Humor" came out and rocked up the charts at 312 on
the top 40, I said to myself, 'Wait, this isn't me.' So I set off to write some serious,
sensitive, *** love songs. Because you know, that's what chicks dig.
Well I got a band together, worked hard, pulled some strings, did a lot of things I'm not
necessarily proud, but now we have our first full length debut album, and we can't wait
to share it with you.
"Cautionary Tales;" it redefines beauty, art, and well, basic human emotion. So look out
for it this winter, and get ready for some new songs, some music videos, and all that
fun stuff.
I'm Jacob McCaslin, and until we speak again, goodnight america.