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Adjusting pressures
Propulsion system cooling complete
Ok
Get ready
Verifying connections and levels
Ok, everything is all right, isn't it?
Is the airflow ok?
Yeah. Could you raise it a couple point please?
I'll set it at seven and a half
Ok
All systems go. Let's start
Let's go!
Beacon
Man, I hate this job
Let's don't waste any time
You have to go two kilometers south east
What? You left me two kilometers away from the point?
Are you crazy or what?
Don't be a ***. Are you carrying water?
Yes. You could have left me a bit closer
The sooner you end this, the sooner we'll be back
Hey, thanks
Do you copy?
Yes
Ok. I register the prospection for the interplanetary beacon log, ok?
Very well
I start
Vetera Mining Corporation claims the right to operate and extract mineral resources from planet Cooper 21
By the power granted by being the first company and first human beings to step in its surface
On the 28th of March of the year 2634
Do you have it?
Yes. Registered and indexed
I go up to six thousand
I give you coverage
Ok. Surface humidity is less than 5% and temperature is minus three. Is that right?
Yes. That is correct
Ok. The main star will be at its peak in approximately six hours
Hey Ramon, do you copy?
Yes
Do you know Marc? From the service station. The pilot
Hmm... No. I don't know him
Yes you do. The guy who's always at the bar
A pilot who spends the whole day at the bar. That's new, isn't it?
Yes
So, the other day he told me he was at the bar
Yes
And he was a bit drunk, you know
And a girl walks by him, a gorgeous girl, you know. She had huge ***
And the guy, he never scores, because he's pretty ugly
Pretty ugly
Yes, pretty ugly and bad mood, you know?
And they were hitting on each other, hitting on each other until Marc said "Hey! Do you want to come to my place, sweetie?"
And she said yes
She said yes
And they are about to leave but the waiter, the waiter is Marc's friend
Tells him "Hey!"
"Do you know what you are doing?"
And Marc says "What's wrong?"
She was a ***
No
She was a ***! No!
He says, the waiter says "She comes with surprise. Comes with surprise"
Listen
Yes
I think I'm losing track. I got two different paths here. Can you check it?
Yes, you are going ok. Keep in that direction
Ok, ok
Well, where were we?
Something about a surprise
Ah, yes. He tells him "She comes with surprise, you know, with surprise"
Surprise. What does it mean?
Ramon, she had a *** as big as this. As big as this!
Damn!
A beacon! A beacon, man! A beacon!
A *** beacon
Yes, yes
And how the hell do they make out? A beacon with ***
Yes, it has to be complicated
Hey I put my *** in your nape and let's go! Clack, clack, clack, clack!
Shut up! Shut up you animal! Animal, you're an animal! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Listen, I got weak signals of minerals a few meters away
You got to the deposit?
No, ***, I barely walked a kilometer. How am I supposed to be there?
What are you detecting?
Hmmm... coltan
Here?
Yes, ten centimeters underground
What have you found?
It looks like some kind of manufactured device
It's from the Earth, that's for sure
Impossible. We are making history, we are the first beings on this planet
This has numbers and letters
I come for you right away
It's some kind of communications device
Yes, but how old is this?
I don't know, pretty old
And how the *** did it get here?
I don't know, I don't understand
Maybe we could try to open it No
And examine it... No. No
We have to write a report. That's what we need to do
We don't have to write... What do you want?
We don't know what time does this come from. This could be worth a lot, right?
Right...
I know someone, let's wait, I'll talk to him...
What do you want, do you want Vetera to take it?
We work for the company
Do you want Vetera to take it?
We work for the company
Of course, up here you're *** at home, right? Laying here
with your *** computers, right? *** it!
I have to go down there!
Hey! Easy Edu! Quiet
Stop it. Quiet
I found this. If you want, we can split profits, but it's mine. Ok?
You're going to write a report over my dead body
Do you understand me? Son of a ***
Do you understand me? Quiet there!
Listen one thing, listen carefully ***
I know things that they don't, ok?
So this is mine and you shut the *** up. We'll do whatever I say
Do you get it?
The green one
What?
The green button
Yes?
Yes
What's going on?
Shut up!
Understand
What's going on? Who is it?
Shut up
Agreed
Understand
What's going on? Who was that?
So...
I just got a DSL
Good morning
Is this the owner of the phone line?
I'm calling from your net communications company to present you
A special offer you surely will find interesting
Now for just 9.95€ more
You can enjoy a 10Mb DSL line
Isn't it an amazing opportunity?
Don't worry sir, we'll start the paperwork
And soon you will receive your DSL self-install kit at your home
Thanks for your attention and good afternoon