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Now a days there are lot of fake people turning up at recruitments.
So, we are planning to hire a smart person
Look at this guy, looks like an electric wire in clothes.
Fine, Of all the things in this world, 'Death' is only thing which we fear the most.
Why do you think so?
What sort of a question is that? Who doesn't fear death?
It's not a picnic or party to adore.
It's easy for the person who is dying, but it's his family who suffer.
It's not just the person who dies and his family that suffer, but killer as well.
After the kill, if he cannot find a single reason as to why he killed,
the pain is unimaginable.
guys lets discuss something of our age. We should discuss about Sunny leone not death,
You think you are a hero from an action movie?
If you are a star from action movie, I am from Joker from Batman movie!!
SLAP!!!
you deserve it!. You were overacting
Oh my god, how rough you are. A man should be like you.
You are making me sweat with just your looks!!
(Now i am happy)
Ok, Girls are important in our lives.
So, lets dicsuss about girls.
Girls are like Drugs bro, A couple of pills will take you high,
a little more and you'd gone.
Our society is male dominated. Girls have a lot of restrictions.
They're like fish in an aquarium.
I married a girl hoping that I caught a gold fish.
Later I realised that she's a Pirahna.
Girls have got no ethics these days. They need a new taste everyday.
They're just using guys and flipping them like thier dresses.
It is because of people like you, the number of girls come down.
See dude, in absence of Petrol and Diesel, we use alternates like Solar and Nuclear energy.
So when there'd be less girls, I thought of an alternate solution (pointing himself)
Shut the f**k up you moron! You're like a batsman who is unfit for batting.
Every idiot talks about girls and stuff. Lets discuss something serious like..
Terrorism.. What's your opinion..?
See bro, there are 2 types in it. 1. World Terrorism and 2. WOMEN TERRORISM.
How could I speak about World Terrorism when I couldn't resist my wife's terror?
Too much boss, isn't there even one positive?
Umm.. There's one.. My wife will not eat dinner till I reach home.
See... You weren't admitting till I pressed it.
Oh poor fellow....
Why? Doesn't she wait?
Why wouldn't she? She doesn't know cooking! Daily I need cook Dinner!!
Then why're you still living with her?
I'm not. She is making me to.
Present politicans are all about scams creating a new party.
Yes I agree. Everyone who has got popularity is becoming a politican and launching a new party.
See boss.. Not every muscular hunk becomes a hero. And not every popular figure becomes a politican.
Anyone coming into politics is eyeing only for power and not serve public.
Enough guys..please stop! I cannot bear this any longer..
You're killing with your messages. Tell us how to correct our politicians.
Our politicans are waste. Look at Gujarat. See how planned everything is there.
They have all resources. If we had those resources we would also have developed our state.
They are harnessing solar energy. Does Sun rise only in Gujarat?
Why bother topics like Politics and stuff?
Lets discuss about topics like Marriage or Life partner etc.
marriage is a concept on which we can make a 2 hours movie
we can also make a mega serials on that concept.
what we need to understand is marriages are like mega serial..
So marriage is waste boss.
Marry me bro there will be no such problems.
If you marry a traditional girl you will be happy.
But if you choose a SEXY girl, you'd be screwed.
I have full clarity. My life partner should not waste money on clothes & gold.
She shouldn't watch any daily serial as well.
Wow.. DUDE... you are just like me..
you're also trying to marry a guy.
Damn..! What are you talking?
Would there be any girl who doesn't like gold?? Let alone shopping and watching series.
So you marry me..
Ok fine then, lets discuss about movies, the topic is heading elsewhere.
People are great fans of movies. They'd like to see the first show at any cost.
Why go to theatre, when you can download and watch any number of times.
Telugu movies lack creativity. Look at Hindi movies,
Karan Johar makes you scream! He even makes Guys wear a bikini.
I blushed as I watched those Hunks in 'Dostana'.
In NTR era, hero fought with 2 guys.
In the age of Chiranjeevi, hero fought 20 guys.
Now heros are fighting tons of goons. Telugu movies have only fights.
Who said that? Many new directors are making movies with content,
But almost 95% people don't know about them.
Without proper marketing, any movie will be a flop.
Telugu movies always use the same formula:
6 songs, 4 fights and 2 twists.. Thats it
What else do you need? Rain songs and *** scenes...?
There are 26-type movies for you guys. Go and watch 'em.
Previuosly I thought of making a movie and wrote some diloagues. Please listen to them :
(Spoof 1)
There is another one..this one is hightlight
My urine doesn't know the meaning of sugar.
Oh..! Here's one I missed out:
For Ramyanam there is Ravana, For Mahabarat there is Duryodhana, for this Kaliyug there is one and only KALYAN.
Bulls#!t
Leave it..I'll tell about life.
In everyone's life there are always two turns
Yeah. There's Left, Right for every lane.
But we have to understand that GOD has already fixed our share of happiness and sadness.
So all your trails are futile, as it is already pre-written.
Cut the crap..!
Then why did you apply for this job rather than staying in your old one?
umm...umm..
But my pholosophy is right boss.
Right my foot!
Tell me the facts. Or I'll perform family planning operation to you.
See son, you're are sad.
Sadness needn't be expressed only in grief, but also in anger like you.
You Idiot.. Frustation need not be expressed with 'F' word alone. It can also be expressed like this... (Slaps)
Whoa..what a rage..! You look like squeezed tooth paste..
Indeed there is no relation between your personality and your performance.
What if there is no personlity..?
I've strength,
agression,
alour,
adventurous nature,
self esteem,
bravery ....
courage,
(Coughs) in potent levels.
I have plenty of these
cool bro.
I could have a girl fall for me if I had your guts.
recently I made a girl to fall as well... still I'm feeling bad for it.
WHAT? You made to girl fall for you..?
Why are you saying this exciting news so sadly...?
I'm trying since two years... leave a girl, I couldn't even make an aunty fall for me.
You fool! I've not made her fall for me ..I made her fell from my bike.
This guys looks fully responsible.
He might be media person or lawyer.
He brought up only serious topics.
Because of guys like you girls are decreasing in our society.
This guy seems like a movie buff
(overacting).
But profession..
(Inset)Without proper marketing, anything will be a flop.
Why to waste money bro?
Fully money minded, soo..
he might be govt employee or a politician.
If we have to opportunites we would also have done that
He is speaking like an incapable politician. So he is definetly a politician.
He is looking soft by nature.
Even though he tried to act, he couldn't.
I'll do family planning to you.
He might be doctor.
Even then my philosopy is correct boss.
He wont stop once he starts talking. So he must be teacher.
Pain is there for killer also
He acted nicely like a psycho,
even hit a fake slap,
so he must be an actor.
Listen boss,
Anyways I have lost atleast you win.I'm actor by profession.
So Sharat, what're your guesses?
He said he is an actor.
He guessed professions of all the guys correctly,even my thoughts,
he acted like a psycho .. wait a minute.. Psycho.. Psychiartist..!?
He hired me even before I won this round.
What if anyone of the remaining 5 candidates guessed my profession right?
Don't leave even one fake employee in our company.
Leave it to me sir. I'd pick 'em out like this.
God may save this company.
These guys selected a Fake guy to detect other fake guys.
Govinda.. GOVINDA..!