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Guess What Gamers? I hope your *** is flaccid because your about to get an Xboner! MMMMMMMM!!!!!
Let me present Xbox 1.1!
Uhhgghhhg YES yes YES YESSSSS!
Xbox 1.1 offers the latest ground breaking technology that a console has brought to your
home in years.
Mom, I don't want to play games anymore. cry cry Don't worry son, we can watch dora the
explorer on cable on this amazing Xbox 1.1. mmohh yessss Da da da DORA!!
Xbox 1.1 doesn't need a controller it only needs your voice!
Xbox On! Hey! Xbox ON! HEY TURN ON XBOX! Why! WHY! WHHYYY Won't it work! “Hank, try hitting
the power button!”
Xbox 1.1 delivers next GEN high definition graphics at 720p at a stunning 30fps!
“I'll just use my imagination for those other 30 frames. Lets get on the magic schoolll
busss!”
MMMM! Xbox 1.1 has kinect! The NSA Loves your privacy!
Mmm mmmm uhhh “Is that thing watching us Bill?” “Don't worry honey, in low light
it's nothing but static! Now twist my nipples! MMM!”
Xbox 1.1 it's everything you never wanted it to be! Just $100 dollars more than our
competition!
I'm sorry sir, But The PS4 Is out of stock over her at Gamestop. But only the Xbox 1.1
is still in stock. But dear, it's $500's. I don't know if my wallet can take that kind
of ***. But Billy will be so upset! Sighs GOSH HERE! *** MY WALLET! Excellent purchase
sir, I wringe your wallet right out..I mean I’ll ring you up.
MMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Get your Xbox 1.1 now!