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What's up, crazies?
So many of you crazies have been requesting that I play this game called Flappy Bird.
I need to download it right now because I want to know what all the hype is about.
Ok, let'*** the app store and download Flappy Bird.
49,000 ratings? What the hell.
Ok, so I'm at the main screen, let's go ahead and play this game. Start. Tap, ok.
What the, hold on, let me try again. Ok.
What the hell?
Ok, maybe I have to keep tapping.
What the hell?
Ok, so you have to like fly between the pipes.
These stupid ads keep popping up distracting me.
I believe I can fly.
Oh my god.
Try again.
What? I didn't even touch the damn pipe.
Sorry.
Let me try again, let me try again, let me try again.
Why does it make you start all over again, it's so stupid, it should give you a life.
Start. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
B---
The ads are messing me up.
What the fricken egg whites is up with this damn thing?
Normally I'm good at things like this, ok let me try again.
Watch.
What the f—
Twerk my *** out.
I don't understand why I can't get past the first pipe.
What the frig?
New high score, 2. That's is, no.
I can do this, my high score is 2, but I think I can get to 10.
W—
Give me a fricken chance.
Maybe this cord is messing me up, ok, hold on.
Kick my black ***.
You know when you're so mad and you just say stupid things that don't make sense? Ok that's
me right now.
Oh my god, are you for real? Like, ok let me focus really quick, ok.
Shut up, just shut up, everybody shut your mouth. Shut up, let me do this.
I'm going to get it, watch, watch, watch, watch.
What?
Ok, I got to the third one at least.
Flappy bird, flappy bird
Wait, what? It says best 2.
I want to fricken pluck your feathers out of your fricken face.
I hate you crazies for making me play this fricken game.
I feel like I'm going to get addicted to it.
What the crusty weave is wrong with you?
Why did you guys do this to my life?
Shut up, shut up
Oh, karate chop you in the mouth.
That's not cool, like I can't even get to the th--, ok let me try one more time.
Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, ok let me try again.
You see this banana I want to shove it down your throat.
Maybe if I sit down, hold on. I'm going to sit down.
Twerk.
Oh my god, I want to slap this bird, I want to fricken eat this bird.
See the pipes change, so then I get confused.
Crazies, what's your high score? Leave it in the comments below.
B---
Let me put my weave back in.
All I want for my birthday is to beat Flappy Bird.
This bird is such a fricken hoochie mama bumping in to all these damn pipes.
My goal is 3, let me just do that real quick.
I need to go to church and a mosque because this game is so sinful making me say all kinds
Oh look, look, look. Oh my gosh, look. This one s—
Do you guys get like this when you're playing this stupid game? Ok, let me try this one
more time.
It's just so stupid, like the game. The game is so easy but it's so hard at the same time,
like I don't get it.
That's why your *** stank.
This game is so rude, it's cheating.
Oh my god.
Oh! I got 3.
Anyways, I'm done, I can't play this game anymore, this game is so stupid. I'm actually
going to delete it, um, right after I get to 5.
But yeah, thank you so much for watching and download flappy bird at your own risk.