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-[Orange mumbling]
Hey, get me out of here.
Whoa, watch it, Mr. Grabbypants.
I don't like being carried
around like that, geez.
-Whoa... whoa.
-Whoa!
-Hi, there.
-What the heck are you?
-Me? I'm a football.
-You're a ball made of feet?
-No, no, no. Foot-ball.
Get it? Not made of feet.
-Whoa! [grunts] Whoa...
-Whoa, it's a melon!
-I'm not a melon, I'm a football.
-Oh, no you're not.
Not in America, buddy.
-Whoa...
-Freakin' tourists.
-Is Melon made of feet too?
-No, nobody's made of feet.
Boy, what's wrong with you?
-I'm an orange!
-Yeah, newsflash, thanks.
-Your face is full of laces.
Somebody didn't take
their shoes off. [laughs]
-Hey! Do you even
know what a football is?
-Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.
-No.
Football is a game that picks two
worthy opponents against each other
in an arena made of violence and grace.
It's the only true--
-Boring.
-What?
-You look like a mutated lemon.
You're a lemonhead. [laughs]
-Yeah, that's not even funny.
I'm shaped like this so
it's easy to throw me.
-Wait? Throw you? With their hands?
-Yeah.
-So why are you called a football then?
You should be called a handball.
-No.
-You're a handball!
-That's not my name!
-Hey! Hey, Handball!
-It's Football!
-Hey Handball,
do you have any money?
-No.
-'Cause I want my "quarter back."
[laughs]
-All right, this is getting a little--
-Your name is Handball Lemonhead.
[laughs]
-That's not my name!
-Hey, hey Handball!
Can you blow bubbles with your spit?
-No.
-Like this, watch.
[mumbling]
-That's disgusting.
-Try it!
-No!
-You're not trying.
-Yeah, and I'm not going to.
Stop that!
-You'll love it!
-No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.
-It's fun!
-No! What's going on here?
I'm the star of the Super Bowl
and this is how I get treated?
Being berated by a talking orange?
-Super Bowl?
Is that for a really big salad?
[laughs]
-No! It's not for a really big salad!
Are you actually that slow?
-Hey, hey Handball!
-What?!
-Foot.
-What?
-Whoa!
[Football yelling]
-Hey Handball, can I have your seat?
[Football yells, groans]
[sighs] Oh, well.
-Whoa... [grunts]
I tell ya, I'm a bloody football, not him.
-Yeah right. Handball told me
that you weren't made of feet.
Stupid melon.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian