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-♪ Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine ♪
♪ It's about time, time for sunshine ♪
[laughs]
-Whoa, hello there, little buddy.
-[screaming]
[both screaming]
-Oh... whoa...
Hey, why are you screaming?
-'Cause you're a monster.
-Me? I'm not a monster.
-Yeah, ya are.
You're a giant orange-eating lizard.
-Pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.
-You're Godzilla!
-Watermelon.
-Oh. So you're not gonna eat me?
-Wasn't plannin' on it.
-Whatever, Godzilla.
That's not what Tokyo said. [laughs]
-[groans]
So hey, where's the rest of the party?
-Ooh, is it my birthday?
-No.
-Ooh, I want a pony.
-No, it's not your bir--
-And a Nintendo Wii.
-No!
-And a pony that can play Wii.
-It's not your birthday!
-Oh. Well, is there cake?
-No, there's no cake.
-Well, this party sucks.
I want my Wii pony.
-It's not that kind of party.
-Well, what kind of party is it?
-Only the greatest party in the world.
Haven't you ever
heard of the 4th of July?
-July who?
And why is there four of 'em?
-No, the 4th of July.
It's when we celebrate
America's freedom,
and we do it by having barbecues,
parades, and shootin' fireworks.
-So who are you?
-I'm Finale.
Grand Finale that is.
I'm the headliner.
You know, last guy on stage.
-Ooh, I wanna see your show now.
-Later.
-No, do it now.
-No, it's not even dark yet.
-Do it, do it, do it.
-No!
Even if I wanted to,
I don't have a lighter.
-Well, how 'bout this then?
Will that work?
-Whoa, hey! What are you doin'?
Do you know how dangerous that is?
-Whoa, put that down Orange.
-[laughs] Sparkly.
-That's dangerous.
-Knock it off, squirt.
Give me that thing.
-Okay.
-Aw, crap.
-Whoops.
-Put it out.
I'm not ready.
Stop it.
-Wow, Grand Finale really
know how to rock. [laughs]
-Whoa!
-Wuh-oh.
-Uh-oh.
-Ahh!
-No...
[ka-boom!]
-Whoa!
[fireworks popping]
Wow! What a bunch of hotheads!
[laughing]
Ooh, sparkly!
Captioned by SpongeSebastian