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Gigidi! Gigidi! Gigidi! Gigidi! Gigidi! Gigidi! Goo!
It's another kaiju battle! Woohoohoohoohoo!
(Woohooing repeatingly)
Say: uncle... (Godzilla) Ok, stop it! (SpaceGodzilla) Calm down, boss. Calm down. (Godzilla) It's not our boss!
Hey, come on... (Singing) I just wanna have fun! Have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
(SpaceGodzilla) Ok, you have... you can have fun right now!
Woohoo! (Godzilla) Well, you'll have to wait until the kaiju battle's finished!
Awww, ok.
(SpaceGodzilla) You're right, Godzilla! (Godzilla) It's a good that it's a recorded one this time.
Yeah, yeah, sort of... uh... I cannot admit you, Godzilla. Anyways,
Uh... there's a kaiju battle in the way... Go on, play the theme! All right.
(SpaceGodzilla) Let's do the presentations right now!
(SpaceGodzilla) Let's do the presentations right now! (Megalon) Alright, never mind the theme, then.
(Megalon) There is Gigan, (Gigan) Hey, guys, it's me, Gigan!
(Megalon) ...and SpaceGodzilla!
Hello, everybody! I'm SpaceGodzilla! I'm uh... uh, I forgot.
(Megalon) He's a newbie!
Aaaaaannnnnnd on the right corner...
we got Jet Jaguar!
Hello, guys, I'm also a newbie, but I don't seem to care, because I'm gonna kick SpaceGodzilla's ***! Woohoo!
I'm gonna kick your ***, Gigan! Woohoo. Because I'm with Godzilla! Woohoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoohoohoo!
(Megalon) Ok, that enough, Jet Jaguar. (Jet Jaguar crying)
(SpaceGodzilla) Ok, let's continue... the presentations! (Jet Jaguar crying) (Hedorah talking)
(Megalon) Get the (Bleep) out of here, you piece of ***!
(Megalon) ...and Godzilla! (Godzilla) Hey, guys, it's me! The big star is back!
Let's start the battttllllllle! Wait...
Where's SpaceGodzilla?
Sorry if I am late, because I took... I took a big *** and I was at the bathroom. (Megalon) Hohoho!
(Godzilla) You (Bleep) ...ing idiot! (SpaceGodzilla) Shut the (Bleep) up, (Bleep) ...zilla! (Godzilla) Hey, I'm gonna kick your ***!
(Megalon) Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough there! Enough there! Enough!
(SpaceGodzilla) Ok, boss.
All right, yeah.
Only when I say ''Go'', you can talk whenever the (Bleep) you want to.
(SpaceGodzilla) Yes, boss. (Megalon) Did I tell you to talk? (SpaceGodzilla) Sorry.
Anyways...
I just wanna tell something before we start the battle.
I would like to thank Giraffe. I'm done.
Go!
Ok, uh... I'll start with my atomic breath!
(Gigan) Everybody, get down! (Megalon) Aah!
(Godzilla) Oh, ***! I broke the camera!
Yeah, I'm sorry. Our camera actually got broken. Now we got a new one!
(Godzilla) Uh... ok, I'm sorry about that... Rody, get out of there!
Um... uh... (Rodan) Shut the (Bleep) up! (Godzilla) Huh!
Ok, I won't do that again, ok?
Ok.
Now, um... start the battle again!
(Godzilla) Rody, get out!
(Rodan) If you say so, best friend.
(Godzilla) Ok, this time I'll use... uh... my ex... my explosion power. (Megalon) What the (Bleep)?!
[Explosion]
Oh, yeah!
It burns! All right! Now...
(Zilla) ''Roars''
What the (Bleep) are you doing here?
(Zilla) ''Roars''
Just get out of here or I'll destroy everything!
(Zilla) ''Roars'' (Destroyah) Oh, wait...
I already want to destroy everything. Aah, (Bleep) (Zilla) ''Roars''
Ok, let me just get out of here!
(Zilla) ''Roars''
Err... well, that hurts.
Oh, my god!
Holy ***!
♪Cold Funk (Kevin Macleod)♪
Now, let's start the battle and give it up.
Oh... wait...
Arw, where the (Bleep) is SpaceGodzilla?
I was at the bathroom!
(All laughing) (GojiGamesImproInc) You (Bleep) ...ing idiot!
Yeah, I think we should call... uh... an operator. Uh.. wait... um... pitter, patter. And don't start the battle without me!
(Megalon) Pitter, patter. Pitter, patter. Pitter, patter. Pitter, patter. ''Phone rings''
(Rodan) What do want, (Bleep)?
(Megalon) Well, uh... yeah, um... uh... yeah, wait... we actually broke our camera. Can you come and fix it for us, please? (Godzilla) Rodan, what are you doing here? (Rodan) Ok. (Godzilla) Uh... the camera's fixed!
What the (Bleep) is this? What? It's fixed! (Godzilla) Rodan, what are you doing here?
(Rodan) It's working! (Megalon) Oh... well, sorry about that.
Uh... you can go back... (Rodan Punches)
(Bleep) you! I hope you die in hell!
(Rodan) Suck my (Bleep)! (Megalon) Shut up, you (Bleep) ...licker! (Godzilla) Ok... ok...
(Rodan) How can be a (Bleep) ...licker? Because... you suck (Bleep) and go lick my ***! (Godzilla) Oh, would you shut up?
Sorry... uh... the camera was broken. We actually fixed it, so yeah!
(Godzilla) Yeah, sorry about that. I won't do it again. (Megalon) Yeah, so you're... disqualified.
(Godzilla) Oh, shut up!
(Megalon) Hey... (Godzilla) Was that Rodan? ...Rodan?
(Rodan) Yes it was me! I'm Godzilla's best friend!
(Godzilla) Yeah, yeah... ok, get out of here. (Megalon Screams) (Rodan) Holy ***!
(Rodan) Hey, get out of here! I'm gonna (Bleep)! (Megalon) Oh, my god! This is so horrible! Aaaaahhhh!
(Godzilla) Oh, ***! It's... it's... it's Hedorah! (Hedorah farts)
(Rodan) What the... what the hell!? What happened to the camera? Here.
(Jet Jaguar) Oh, my god! People run for your lives! (Rodan) Get out of here, you son of a (Bleep)!
(Jet Jaguar) Oh, my god! (Godzilla) Ok, everybody... (Jet Jaguar) Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!