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Hey guys, so we're going to do Pokemon FireRed Version. Okay so pretty much this game is
about the main character Red playing with Pokemon. Your the hero, or wait I'm playing
so technically I'm the hero. Hello Oak! Oh why thank you! I already know your name is
OAK. I think you aren't a Pokemon professor. So pretty much this world is with a lot of
Pokemon and stuff. No professor can tell if I'm a guy or if I'm a girl... It's pretty
hard to choose a lot. I'm pretty sure I'm a guy, so we'll go with guy. We are going
to use the name KJ. Oak forgot his grandson's name, I feel sorry for Gary/Blue/Green. Okay
what are we gonna name him? Its probably gonna be ??? so its all good. Oh nevermind we're
gonna name him ????????. Okay so now we're gonna start our adventure! I'm kind of sick
right now, anyways we're going to go to our PC and withdraw a potion. We're gonna play
with our NES. 3 hours later, we are going to check that sign then we are going downstairs.
We are going to talk to mom, actually nevermind lets watch TV! We are going to leave the house,
and mom says nothing.. What a good parent. Now we are going to talk to her. She agrees
that we should go next door and meet with the old man... That is sort of scary. Now
we talk to this lady she wants us to read her sign... Okay we read it like 5 times now.
Now we talk with her, and SIGNS AREN'T USEFUL!! Now we talk with the technology addict. He
just talks about PC. Now we examine OAK's sign, but we aren't going to his lab. We examine
the Pallet Town sign, and now we go to ?????????'s house! She gives us no good information. Now
OAK comes, and stalks us before we leave because there is Pokemon there. Now we just go, we
go to his LAB! or his secret fortress. I feel sorry for Gary/Green/Blue/??????, he's been
waiting for a long time. So we are going to choose Bulbasaur because Bulbasaur is for
bosses. I haven't even used Bulbasaur ever.. I only chose Charmander. First I have to rub
it in, because I get to choose first. Not you Gary! ME SON! I know u jelly. Those are
the three starters, and I take Bulbasaur. We are going to name him ; Slave 0001. that's
a good name, I mean at least I named him. Wait hold up. Now we are going to battle ??????, Ooooo he put out
on CHARMANDER! but slave 0001 should kill him. So we gonna win. We gonna spam tackle.
Tackle Tackle Tackle Tackle! Actually we won. so yea we got 69 XP!!! 69!! Hidden meaning.
Now he's a level 6. I got $80 in my pocket. Now Gary leaves enraged, and I got $3080, I feel rich! So now we show Oak our money, and walk
like a thug. Now we gonna leave Pallet Town. TROLLED! we talk to Daisy. Now we gonna leave talk to the PokeMart person
for potions. Now we're a battle against Rattata! We are just gonna tackle him to death. So
yea no Pokemon comes and survives. Now we gonna heal up. We are going to talk to the
guy. *girl sorry. In the Japanese version the old man was actually drunk, which was
why he was on the floor, and not standing. The Original Original Japanese version sorry.
Now we gonna go
to the PokeMart and deliver Oaks Parcel. We are taking a shortcut. R u suggesting I'm
a good trainer? I suck as a trainer. Now we give him his parcel. Now Gary's gonna come!
Now Gary's gonna be like O you wanted to tell me something. *** yea. So now we talk so now
we have a POKEDEX. You know what's weird? OAK has been researching Pokemon his entire
life, and then he gives us this empty POKEDEX. OAK's lifetime dream was to make a detailed
POKEDEX, yet he knows nothing about Pokemon. ???? stop rebelling. Your sister is gonna
gimme a town map. I have no idea what I was doing now. See ya!