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This is the Beach Bus by Nescafé Frappé
The first bus that turns the dreadful journey to the beach into an amazing experience!
Your seat costs absolutely nothing and it’s booked exclusively through Facebook.
During booking, you can book additional seats for up to 3 friends
see who else is on board and choose next to whom you will sit
Remember that only boys and girls aged 18 to 30 are allowed to enter the Beach Bus
But here it says August 1927
Our destination is the one you choose on Facebook
So, hands up who wants to go to Vromopussy
Forget the Greek folk songs coming from the driver’s radio.
On the Beach Bus we listen to whatever you want. Just ask for it during booking
So, the next one is “Hammer Smashed Face” by “Cannibal Corpse”
The ice cold Nescafé Frappé we serve on board is prepared especially for you, according to what you indicated during booking
A light Nescafé Frappé with bison milk and 0.06 ounces of organic sugar from the banks of the Amazon, for you
A full entertainment program, different on every Sunday, will keep you interested throughout the journey.
If you are still bored, OK, we will grant you access to our free WiFi network
I understand that you need to frag W8 in order to be imba but I couldn’t open the port 6112. Please don’t QQ.
When we arrive at our destination you are free to enjoy the day by the sea. Just make sure you don’t forget any of your personal items
Right now an alligator is coming out and there’s a barbecue right after that. Over.
Oh, we forgot to mention that we will drive you back too.