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MARK MALKOFF: Hi, I'm Mark Malkoff.
Currently, I'm on a New York City bus.
I almost never take the bus anymore because they are way
too slow here in this city.
My guess is, even a child's big wheel would beat a New
York City bus.
And believe it or not, that's what I'm gonna attempt to
prove right now.
It is big wheel versus bus.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MARK MALKOFF: The race?
One mile on 42nd from 10th Avenue to Madison Avenue.
Can I successfully pull it off?
We're about to find out.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I think the bus would beat the big wheel.
MALE SPEAKER: The big wheel, by far.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I'd say a bus.
MALE SPEAKER: Big wheel.
MALE SPEAKER: The bus would definitely win.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I'd say a big wheel.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[REVVING]
MARK MALKOFF: Here it comes.
[HORN]
MARK MALKOFF: OK, go, go.
Going.
I'm doing this, I'm doing this, I'm doing this.
Ah!
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Bus driver, you think you're so cool because you have huge
windshield wipers and can control the doors.
MALE SPEAKER: [LAUGHS]
MARK MALKOFF: OK, the bus is right in front of me.
I'm passing the bus.
The bus is right here, guys.
I'm passing the bus.
I'm passing the bus.
I'm beating the bus right now.
I am beating the bus.
I am beating the bus.
I am beating the bus.
I am beating the bus.
Oh my gosh.
Only three avenues to go.
Yeah, yeah.
This is way faster than the bus.
Plus, I don't have to give up my seat to
the elderly or pregnant.
Woohoo.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, my legs are in so much pain.
Yes, I'm a huge baby.
We're almost there.
(SLO-MO VOICE) Three blocks to Madison.
Three blocks to Madison.
[GARBLED SLOW MOTION VOICE]
We did it!
FEMALE SPEAKER: Yes, sir.
MARK MALKOFF: I did it.
I single-handedly beat a major source of transportation on a
child's toy.
Take that, MTA.
I beat the bus.
I beat the bus.
I beat the bus.
I beat the bus.
I beat the bus.
I beat the bus.