Feeding The Birds The Motion Picture

Soon to be released planet of the ducks and send in the chooks. Sit back and prepare to be amazed. [bird sounds in the background] >>PETER [strong accent]:Welcome to a special Director's commentary of "Feeding the Birds" the motion picture. As a Director I had to put myself in their position in order to produce this epic masterpiece I would like now to introduce to you the world famous film critic Jaaason To present his thoughts and ponderings concerning this epic movie. over to you now Jaaason. [bird sounds in the background pause between commentary] >> JASON:This film is epic in all proportions except for its length. The drama and the action of the struggles within the avian community trying to earn a crust. [pause for thoughtful contemplation] The pathos and the results from having to settle with being fed cheap white bread instead of high quality wholegrain. [birds chirping, pause for thoughtful reflection] I found this masterpiece quite moving on so many levels.[voice choked with emotion and feeling][End of commentary] [time to reflect with the tranquility of the end scene and bird sounds] [The End]