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Hey Tony what's up, dude I'm hungry. Can we go to those babes' house and get something to eat?
Doesn't Kola have food in the house? I saw him, he bought food from the store, lets go and check.
Kola the main man, what's up, please do you have anything, we're hungry
Erm, this is the last one, don't be offended.
Seriously? Your last one? Then what's that I'm seeing under the pillow?
Bro, not cool, why are you being stingy like this? Just one, please dude.
Nice one Mr. Bond, you found it, but I am still not giving you guys anything.
When I asked you to introduce me to those babes, Laura was it? You refused, now you want something from me.
Laura, Laura, Laura, dude you can't stand those girls. All they care about is money. trust me I know.
You will not even get to first base with any of them. Just give us this biscuit, dude c'mon.
I said No! See it, this is what you want right?
You're not getting anything from me, you can die for all i care.
Dude you know what? Let's introduce him.
Are you serious?
Yeah sure, let's just introduce him no biggy.
Okay, we'll introduce you to the girls.
Just give us this thing....
Do I look stupid? Introduce me first. Introduce me first, and you'll eat biscuit, simple.
Dude what the hell? Give us already. What is wrong with you?
Leave me alone, you guys always think you're so smart. Whatever, just introduce me first.
We would introduce you, but it's late already dude. Just give us the biscuit lets eat first.
Okay, but just take only one I said only one.
Get ready, tomorrow by nine we'll meet with the girls.
Take your Ipad. Tomorrow by nine, don't be late.
Hold on guys, how come you guys have never slept with any of the girls?
Dude forget about it. We don't have the kind of money they are looking for in a guy
Dude, you asked us to introduce you, and it's what we're here to do, come on now let's go.
Hold on guys, let me quickly check something.
Dude relax, don't be a fool. Don't let them see those ATM cards.
Dude press the bell.
You guys never get tired of doing this, why?
Look, if you don't want the money, you can leave it. I'll take it.
Are you for real? Babe you are on your own. ᵤϒTHE FOOL HAS PAID, SHOUT HALLELUJAHᵤϒ
Girls, they're here already. Babe do not mess this up please.
Act natural please.
Erm, Beverly and Tara, I hope Laura is on board with the plan?
Of course, if she loves herself, she will do as we planned.
Erm, who is with the passing card?
I'm with the passing card.
Hold on guys, why don't we spice the game up a little.
THe loser gets to buy everything for anybody.
Kola hope you're on board with this. Hope your pocket is okay?
Babe please do not mess this up okay?
You're my girl right, I trust you.
No problem, let's show them. Ok let's begin.
Jackpot!
Kola: I've been doing the sign since. Laura: I did not know, I'm sorry
Kola: Keep eye contact. Laura: It won't happen again next time..
Kola: Hey, why are you guys getting angry. James: Dude chill Tony: Shut your trap dude.
Kola: Jealous pricks, that what you are. Gerrout o' here Laura: Ignore them.
Tara: It's alright, just change the cards and lets continue
Kola: Or are you guys scared we're going to win and spend all your money?
JackPot!
No, no no! This is cheating. Let's see your cards.
Tara: Seriously? This babe is evil. Beverly: I can't understand.
Can you guys just leave the girl alone, please. Let her be. Er, Laura where are we going to after we win this game?
Laura: Mcdonalds? Kola: Ok, please change your cards Beverly: Laura, Laura, behave yourself.
You jealous pricks, haters. Sore losers. Beverly: Tony it is well.
Beverly: Tony it is well. Tony: I don't know, seriously. Tara: Girl, stop messing this plan up.
Jack Pot.
Oh, finally. I've been waiting for you to say it ever since
Beverly what's up with our cards
Laura: JackPot! Kola: YA Tony: Again?
Tony: Beverly what's up with your cards? Beverly: Calm down, calm down, T, we're getting there.
James: See, um Tara, this is not what we planned. Tara: I don't understand. James: What's happening?
It's not your fault. We're just better at this game, admit it.
What are we on now?
We're on J-A-C-K-P now
Tony: Beverly, even J, we haven't even gotten talk-less of J-A-C. Beverly: Don't worry we're getting there.
It's not a matter of getting there. let's be there already
Um Tara what's up now, what's happening? THis is not what we planned.
Calm down. Er Babe, do you remember that girl I told you about?
Laura: Who? Tara: You don't remember the girl? Laura: NO I don't.
Tara: That Ekaite girl I was telling you about Laura: So?
Tara: Think, think. Laura: So Tara: You can't remember?
Laura: I can remember, so
NO nothing, I just hope that what happened to her, won't happen to you.
Okay please let's continue. Let's continue please.
Laura: Jackpot! Kola: But I did not do any sign. Beverly: Minus one.
Minus one, so you guys are back to J-A-C-K.
Kola: But it was a mistake. Beverly: No such thing as mistakes in this game, please.
Jackpot! Laura: Come on now, my cards are not yet compete.
Kola: But you did the sign. Beverly: Please pass the card.
Erm guys, if any of us loses, who is to spend the money, me or her?
Jackpot. James: J-A-C-K Beverly: Erm Tony it's our turn
Jackpot! James: Yes we did it again,
Jackpot. Beverly: Tell them please. hahaha
Jackpot!
Laura: Jackpot. Kola: I am going to break this girl's head. Did i do the sign?
Sorry, I'm really sorry. Seriously it was a mistake. sorry
Now we're back to square one, to J. Laura: I'm sorry.
Jackpot!
What do you mean it's just a game? Are you the one going to spend the money.
So erm Kola, where are you taking all of us to?
I'm only carrying the girls out, are you a girl?
DId you guys not hear what he said. He's only taking the girls out. Is it your money, is it not his choice, why are you complaining?
James: SO it's like that now right? Tara: Should we go and get ready? James: Let's be on our way dude.
These girls are ***.
What did you just say? Come who did you just call a ***? You crazy coward!!!
Hey dude what the hell is wrong with you? You want to kill her.
You guys should freshen up, and let's go please. Quickly.
Kola: Are you guys ready? Girls: We are, we are ready.
Tara: We're are we even going to? Kola: To anywhere of your choice
Tara: Oh Thank you. I really enjoyed myself.
Tara: I hope you're managing to carry the stuffs. Kola: NO problem.
Tara: Don't fall, be careful Kola: NO problem.
Okay you can stop here. I can take the stuffs from you.
Kola: Don't worry let me carry it inside.
Kola: Am i not coming inside? Beverly: No, no it's kind of late.
Tara: Thank you. Laura must be sleeping already. Kola: Seriously? Beverly: Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.
Dearie, take this. We'll see you tomorrow, because we have to be in church early so we have to sleep early.
I'll call you, I promise you. Bye, bye Take care.
Jeez, I just got played.
Tara: At a certain point, I was starting to feel guilty. I thought he was going to fall.
Laura: Seriously, what you guys did wasn't fair. Tara: Will you shut up.
Seriously, it's not fair. Beverly: Then drop it, if it's not fair. Tara: Drop it, drop it, drop it.
OMG you need to see what happened when I was closing the door
He was almost crying, and he was shouting. "You guys! you guys, it's not fair."
And I was like no, we have to go to church.
Laura: But he really did well, look at all he bought, seriously. Tara: This stuff is very expensive.
I'm going to get the biggest portion.
Hey, Kola what's up? Kola: What's up. Where are you guys?
Oh boy, we are cool, we're at the church. You won't believe the manna that just fell from heaven.
The biscuit you gave us yesterday, like for real, someone just bought a lot of it for us for free.
You should come and join us, really or should we keep some for you?
Alright then, take care. Bye Bye