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-(SINGING) Uh, that's right.
Lights, credits, exposition.
You're a streetwise cop who doesn't take any ***.
But your old partner's dead, so I'm stepping
in to take the hit.
We're going to go and bust some drugs, kick some bad guys
and some thugs, because it's time for
nockFORCE Deadly Assault.
-(SINGING) And in the night, when you're sneaking in.
We're going to have a stakeout too.
You're running coke, and that's a reason.
It's no joke what we're going to do.
-(SINGING) Going to do.
-(SINGING) We're coming racing to your
compound, my car's on fire.
We're gonna be shooting, you don't see us coming.
You're dire straits and I'm going come
shoot you in the face.
Blau!
Blat!
I don't care about your immunity.
You're like, bam, I shot you dead, suck on that.
Yeah.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Yo.
-Boom, Johnson, get me coffee.
I want to see those reports on my desk in the morning.
Kathy, give me the reports.
How are the numbers?
Up or down?
-They're down, they're down, sir, I'm sorry.
-Down?
Oh well, that's it.
You're *** is going to get to work.
-It is a recession, it's not really my fault.
-Yeah, it's not really her fault.
I mean, the economic situation--
-Yeah, well, we're in a downturn--
that's what they said back in the '60s.
And we brought it back around.
Let's get this going people--
-Weren't the '70s kinda bad--
-Or whatever, whatever.
-Umm, today we need to learn about corkscrews.
The sales of corkscrews--
-That's enough.
We're not going to get anywhere with these old ideas.
We need new ideas.
-Yeah, yeah new ideas.
Like, like, like this is an extra wise's corkscrew.
You know what we need to do?
Let's put some green paint on it.
-Yeah.
-And put an X, a big X--
-Yeah, what, what's wrong with you people?
-Yeah.
-What kind of-- what kind of business playbook are you
learning from?
We need to get these numbers up, and fast.
-Yeah.
Let's get a celebrity to endorse-- who
could endorse a corkscrew.
Let's get Tom, Tom Cruise, like--
-Yeah.
-He'll be like, if you like
corkscrews, trust this corkscrew.
-[LAUGH].
-Because I'm corkscrewy about my own religion.
Yeah, I don't know.
-Was anyone writing that down?
Good.
-I was!
-Get that over to the ad agency and make that ad.
-I will, sir.
-I'd better have that thing on my desk tomorrow morning.
-Um, sir?
-Yes.
-Where's your desk.
-I, I don't actually work here.
I just--
I just had some good ideas.
-Oh.
-I just walked in.
But they're-- they're good ideas, damn it.
-This happens every Thursday.
-We could really turn, turn around a lot of companies, if
we did that.
Let's do it.