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Yo dude! come down to my place, party at my place! 5 kegs!!!
Please turn off lights when not in use. Be a...Watt Watch
Did you hear about that party tonight?
Nah man
They've got five kegs! It's gonna be awesome
You know you can't bring this *** up in this humpy bumpy!
An 18 watt fluorescent light bulb saves 80 pounds of coal used to produce electricity
Lights out, ***!
Some people thought I was crazy when I brought Dave Smith, the Campus Linebacker, on board
But I'm a firm believer of paradigm breaking
Ya know, thinking outside the box
Dave's been training very hard
He takes his job very seriously
Ever since I brought Dave on campus
Energy consumption has decreased substantially.
Way too long
I mean sure, I jack a few fools up
I give 'em the pain
But sometimes it's about intimidation
It's mind games, baby. Mind games...
Sweet
(Trash)
(Recycling)
Check razor! Check razor!
Pain Train's comin'! Woo-woo! Woo-woo!!
It's in! It's in! It's in!
Thanks Dave
Thanks
To be honest with you
I wish I had ten Dave Smiths
You know you have to turn the dryer on low!
I'm just protecting what Mother Earth gave us
That's all
And do I enjoy what I do?
Hell yeahhh
Wooo! All day, baby!