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Will: Terrorism. An Alarming subject these days. It's everywhere... towers, bridges,
monuments, and even your school.
Mo: The effects of terrorism can be devastating. But now, you can prevent the effects of terrorism
using a new product developed by Fox News.
Will: The Fox News anti-terrorism helmet is clinically proven to prevent 99.9% of all
terrorism related incidents. Take this scene for instance.
[Walking out a door]
[Walking along a road]
[Being followed]
[Screams, photo of Bin Laden]
[The anti-terrorism helmet is put on]
Will: As you can see, this scene could have ended quite badly. However, with the Fox News
anti-terrorism helmet, Mo was able to prevent a terrorist strike.
Mo: There are many possible uses for the Fox News anti-terrorism helmet. It can be used
to scare terrorists, make terrorists disappear, or even prevent any sort of harm from terrorist
strikes. For example, an explosion.
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1-800-FOX-NEWS is the number you will call to get this particular product. 1-800-FOX-NEWS.
Mo: And if you call within the next 5 minutes, we'll send you a FREE pair of Obama underwear.
They're guaranteed to last forever, and they come with many special features including
jet packs mounted on the side.
Will: Call now to order your Fox News anti-terrorism helmet for only $899.99.
[Wink]
Disclaimer: Warning! Fox News is not responsible for brain damage, radiation exposure, burnt
skin, hallucinations, a sudden addiction to Red Bull, loss of vision, loss of eyes, or
death caused by our product. Use at own risk.