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52- Farmer in the dell The dog ate the cat. The cat ate the rat.
The rat ate the cheese. The cheese stands alone.
53- Snow storm Once there was a really big snow storm. The
people ate each other. It was really disgusting.
54- Dying Once a man fell from the Sears tower. He didn't
die. Then he hit the ground.
55- Vampire Once a boy met a chicken vampire. It tried
to suck his blood. The next night his family had chicken soup for supper.
56- Owl Two people had a baby owl. It grew up to be
a lawyer.
57- Break-in The police heard an alarm go off. They said,
"Oh , it's only a break-in." "WAIT, A BREAK-IN"
58- Teeth A man brushed his teeth with old toothpaste.
His teeth rotted out.
59- Jimbo "Hi, my name is Jimbo. I am dead. Wait, if
I am dead..." Jimbo walked off.
60- Dumb A man couldn't tie his shoelaces. He went
to the doctor. The doctor said as advice, "You're dumb"
61- The book Two people wrote the same book. They sued
for plagiarism. The one with the owl layer won.