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I'm in a mineshaft trying to get back, to my house up on the
Surface
all of my tools gone man this is all wrong i have no idea
what to do
yet i
i won't give up i remember
all of the mobs after me
it's even harder now that i've got no weapons with me
it might be useless to bother
but is it worthless to try
and in this moment i see it all of the ways to survive, i've got lots of food
i can make it through now, i just need to
get passed all these mobs, sprint with all my might, but even with that i
Might just die
I'm in a mineshaft trying to get back to my house up on the surface, all of my tools gone,
where did i go wrong, i have nothing left i can do
if happy ever after does exist,
please notch get me home with all my ***
I've got mobs jumping out of random pits
one more *** creeper i'll lose it, because i'm in a mineshaft
euihvk
uhghgsh
I got passed all the zombies, since they're the slowest mobs now to get passed the
spider
they are swarming the walls
i think with one push i'll make it
i'm not expecting to though
riflughdfh lif running and don't look behind i've used up my food
got passed the spiders, how could this get worse, i see the sunlight
Sprint with all i've got but
even with that i can't seem to move
because i'm IN A MINESHAFT TRYIN TO ..... yeah
nice
the sun's changing to night
we're both on this world for two
Hey baby
i think i wanna mine with you
we'll grab the picks from the chest
and get some shovels too
grab torches babe
i know i wanna mine with you
Well i know this little cavern, next to this mineshaft, we can mine
we got all night
well let's mine girl
who cares about mobs, it's all in the job we should know
just how this goes
in minecraft now we'll mine mine mine mine mine mine
till the sun rises from night, and we've got all of this time, to get iron
and some Diamonds cause the sun's changing to night
and we're both on this world for two
oh baby
i know i wanna mine with you
we've gotta deal with creepers, spiders and zombies too
won't stop us though
i know i wanna mine with you......
Chunks would load when i gave the word, now every night i go and stow away
Hide from the mobs i used to slay Bleh bleh bleh bleh
bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
bleh bleh bleh
they once were terrified
everytime i looked into their eyes, villagers would cheer my ways
for a hero i was, that's what they'd say
one minute we had it all
next our world
began to fall away from all that it had once become
they all cried for my help, but i stood there known
i gaze off into the bounds of skyline, noteblocks playing in the sunshine
turn round
pick up my song wield, the blade that once forced evil mobs to yield, and hope one
day that this chaos ends, destruction turns for the better
never a bow in hand
and that was when i
ruled the land bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
it was
the creepers and the skeletons
blew down the doors and boxed us in, arrows wizzing by by by by oh ***
arrows wizzing by like streaks of light
i tried all that i could to stay and fight, as they undead roam
the streets
famalies broken
at my feet, life itself suspended by a thread
oh why was it that i wasn't dead
i gaze off into the bounds of
skyline
noteblocks playing in the sunshine, fokdergenfuger ughh
i gaze off into the bounds of skyline, noteblocks playing in the sunshine
Turn round pick up my sword and
wield, the blade that once forced evil mobs to yield, and if this
battle should leave me slain
i know Herobrine will call my name buhghjgnbhug pshfshfhbbb....better to take a stand, and that was when i ruled the land....
I GAZE OFF INTO sorry ._.
come on man you had that ***
ok hold on :)
I GAZE OFF INTO THE BLEH
-Massive slurp-
ok
yeah awh rappin all day, no i'm just kidding xD
-more slurping-
-random *** drops-
Yo it's Justin Beiber here again, i'm just kidding
it's a beautiful night
we're both
looking for.. oh *** i just did my own song
i just did my own song....***
hahahaha i like big frogs and i cannot lie
you other brother can't deny
when a frog hops in with a itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get sick x_x
You just throw up everywhere
it's a beautiful night
we're looking for something dumb to do
hey baby
i think i wanna marry you
is it the look in your eyes
or is it this dancing tune
who cares baby
i think i want to marry you
well i know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go
no one will know
oh come on ####, who cares if we're trash, got a pocket full of cash, we can blow,
shots of patron, that's when we're like 21 and everything
and it's on girl
don't say no no no no no just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and we'll go go go go go
if you're ready, like i'm ready cause it's a beautiful night, OHMYGOD THERE"S ACTUALLY ZOMBIES OUT, IT"S NOT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT ANYMORE, OH ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EVERYBODY RUN OH ***
and that's the end of everything x_x
goodbye friends goodbye
seeya next year
that was the day Batman ate the world