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This is the place.
OK... I'm not nervous.
He's just a director!
A very famous incredibly good director...
who could make or break my career...
but he's just a director!
And I'm a classically trained actor!
Ryan?
Yes...!
No darling you're not!
Not today...!
Today you are "Richard Brampton"
alias Vicky LaLa Silverspoon...
the glamorous 1920s English transvestite...
on which my new movie "A Spoon of Silver" is based.
Did you prepare what I asked you to?
Ahw, Vicky...!
And the wig?
Yeah, I... I don't have a wig.
In this case I'll have to go...!
Mr Kreusch, don't... don't... don't go...!
To the car darling...!
I've got some wigs in the car.
Yeah, yeah... I know...
Don't go... I could go...
and get them for you...!
Or...
I...
could...
wait...
...and regret ever being born!
Darling, when I come back we'll go in there
and we are going to find your...
...inner transvestite.
Now, start getting ready into character!
Right!
Get into character!
Focus!
If Dustin Hoffman played a woman, so can I...!
I am Vicky LaLa Silverspoon.
Hello, my name is Vicky LaLa.
Vicky LaLa!
Who is Vicky LaLa?
Jesus!
Hardly.
What?
Vicky LaLa is hardly Jesus.
Jesus is Jesus and Vicky LaLa is Vicky LaLa.
So, who is Vicky LaLa?
Quick...
distract her...!
Nice melons...!
Something else...
anything...!
Have you ever been to the Congo?
Are you trying to distract me?
No!
Why are you here?
You going in there?
In where?
The *** lingerie shop you are standing in front of.
NO..!
That's a *** lingerie shop...!
I don't wear *** lingerie...!
Just regular lingerie?
Yeah...
NO!
Why are you here?
Buying *** lingerie...?!
Yes.
What...?!
WHAT?!
Yes.
Sofia...
Sofia...!
You can't go in there!
You're right...
it's locked!
Really...?!
Thank you.
Sofia... wait...!
Vicky...!
Vicky, here is the wig...!
Yes yes yes...
Mr. Kreusch, could we...
Keep still...!
The transformation is a magical process that mustn't be disturbed!
Mr Kreusch...
could we possibly do this somewhere else?
It's just, my flatmate just went in there
and I can't do this in front of her!
Darling...
you are beginning to think like Vicky LaLa.
And the first thing she had to overcome is the fear!
The fear of what others can think...!
I'm not afraid of what she'll think...!
I'm afraid of what she'll do!
After you Vicky LaLa.
Cheers...!
Vicky!
Why thank you kind Sir!
Nice! Very nice!
Where did you go you Italian...
...Italian!
Vicky, darling!
Yes...!
Look at this one...!
And this, look...!
And the handbag!
What a delightful piece of textile magnificence.
I shall be most pleased to dress my feminine curves in this.
Look at the earrings, Darling...!
Does Madame wish to go to the fitting room area now?
Madame does...
NOT!
SOFIA!
Oh... I seem to have lost an earring...!
How very unfortunate!
I'll look for it and I'll see you at the fitting rooms...!
Right...
Don't panic...
Don't faint...
So far she hasn't seen me!
Kreusch seems to like what I'm doing...
and I still have a tiny little crumb of dignity left...!
Stand still!
Hm, something's not right...!
Really...? You think...?!
Excuse me...
Ah...! Sofia...!
Now is your chance to prove what you can do.
If you cannot convince her, how are you going to convince your audience?
He's right...!
If I can't convince her, I'll never convince my audience.
Let's do this Vicky!
Excuse me...!
Yes...?
RYAN...!
***...!
Shh!
Ah... yes yes yes...!
Vicky, darling...!
Yeeees... one moment please...!
You are Vicky LaLa!
Yes...
NO!
You don't understand!
He...
...will pay me a lot of money if I do what he wants.
He's paying...?!
Yes...
Wait!
Wait...?!
Nice legs by the way.
Yeah, actually they are quite nice...
WHOAAA...! Sofia!
Vicky...
You will not *** my flatmate!
Do you understand...?!
YOU WILL NOT *** MY FLATMATE!
Yeah...
I've got a feeling I'm not going to get this job.