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Las aguas tranqullas están condenadas a generar olas.
The climate change proposed in the following confidential study
deals with the spiritual condition of the british people.
Elusive victory is the only sun keeping these places warm enough.
After more than 40 years of gray efforts the situation is very serious.
A more succesful model has been adopted by the anglosaxon unconcious
at this point.
Why is the nation which invented the king sport no match for a 3rd world country
which nevertheless holds 5 world championship titles?
The people you see in the streets now want color all the time.
The empire's most prestigious pharmaceutical houses have overcome
such dissadvantage with Sun-Golax
It is a mixture of reverse frustrations and an electrical sun.
Giving them a better bread of sun so they can play a better circus is the answer.
A reported side effect is the heavy cloud formation over the southern hemisphere.
Endless rainfall has begun dissolving typically latinamerican style bureoucracy
and the morally corrupted way of doing things.
Ingenuity, hard work and northern style efficiency
has left its mark in these areas.
Amongst the changes affecting heterosexual relationships
direct *** expression has been reduced by 98%.
Suggestive looks seem to have monopolized the morning tea.
We recommend exhaustive research on copulation techniques be conducted
under these conditions.
The observed subjects displayed a clear anglosaxon attitude
resulting from climate change.
This couple, for example, called themselves Mr. & Mrs. Wilcox
The Wilcoxes.
Suffering in darkness gives birth to our most violent desire for reaching the light
No matter how deep the darkness, we must never loose hope for enlightenment.
The new southern countries have begun explict manifestations of *** desire.
A very raw stake indeed.
Birth and *** numbers have reached a 350% increase because of this factor.
Henceforth, poverty, unemployment and crime rates have all tripled overnight.
There was once a really shy man working in a pharmacy.
Once a month a certain woman came in to buy her sanitary pads.
Usually, he hid behind the counter and asked someone else to help her.
Realizing this could not continue any longer
he took a self-improvement course to better confidence in costumer relations.
So when he returned to work with this new knowledge
"Are you having the usual Tampax ultralight today?" he said to woman.
"No" said the woman. "I'm just having some cotton".
The man says "So, you've started making your own now?"
Unlike the naive and vulgar neo-southern sense of humour
the neo-northern people use sharp jokes to glorify their chaotic history.
Still waters are destined to make their own waves.
The newly ellected yanqui president acting in typical latinamerican idiots's fashion
attempted to replace the progress of the moment
for the warm, instinctive and basic heat of the past.
They managed to get Dr. Cruise's twin brother to ruin the day.
Well, that depends on where you live actually.
We are all entitled to a place in the sun.
We won't accept any more environmental agressions from the gringos.
It would take a blind person to miss the gap between present reality and the ideal.
Anyone thinking we are hopefull about the actions taken at this moment
better take out your umbrellas.
This is how the sun cup final actually began...