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Hello my name is QWOP. I was born with a strange desease.
Throughout my life I have had problems with controlling my legs.
One of the hardest things to do is getting up in the morning.
I like to get the daily news, but getting down to the mailbox is harden than it seems.
It's not so warm where I live, so I feel the need to light up the fireplace
once in a while But it doesn't always go the way I planned.
Mowing the lawn is a tough job in the summer. Sometimes I try to do it myself, but I usually
hire help
My girlfriend has been really patient with me
So now and then I like to pick some flowers for her.
I like to relive my childhood, but it's not as easy as it was
10 years ago
My daughter doesn't come visit that often So when she does I take her for a walk
I have no idea why she doesn't visit me anymore
Cleaning my porch usually ends up the same way
when I try to light up the fireplace
One time when I was really depressed I decided to attempt
suicide, but I ended up shooting my brother.