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Hi, my name is John
I posted an ad on craigslist, looking for motivated individuals.
Two people answered
What united us was our common goal to find that million dollar idea.
We took that really seriously and we ended up moving in together.
But the problem is...
That was two years ago!
So...
Welcome to our first video documenting our story.
If you didn't get it from the intro... we never got that million dollar idea
It's not because our idea were bad...
It's just... we never started thinking about an idea.
Or at least that was the case until a week ago.
This video will be showing you a business meeting after a full week of brainstorming.
Ow I'm sorry... that's not politically correct... I meant thought shower.
No i didn't. Brainstorming sounds better.
So.... where is Vlad?
Vlad?
I got chocolate!
alright, so!
I gave you guys a week to come up with the million dollar idea,
Let's just see what you guys came up with, alright?
Let's start with you Billy Bob.
Alright so...
Sellin' petrol, sellin' drugs, sellin' woman,
sellin' stolen properties, stealing properties to sell, robin' a bank, robin' a big house, get-
Alright stop there!
I was thinking more... you know... legal stuff.
But you can't change the rules like that!
I didn't make the rules!
The government did!
And I thought it was implied, I mean... it's like you don't sex where you eat!
You eat in your room...
- But he does not have sex! -Hummm
ANYWAYS!!!! off topic
What do you have that is more reachable for the three fo us?
well ***!
Of course we would have to find willing females
-Yeah... -Well willing is a big word!
Just... not exactly what I was looking for.
Vlad, what did you come up with?
So....
Money printer, flying unicorn
hum, vlad?
ow I'm sorry... that was last years christmas list.
Ow! I'm not even sure if I supposed to be reasured by that.
there!
Million dollar idea list
So... money printer, flying uni...
Okay, well that answers my question.
Hummm.... very similar
Indeed! And anyways... how is a flying unicorn a million dollar idea?
I would pay a million dollar to have one!
Ow wait! here... creating *** brand, time machine, selling houses on mars,
Okay... thanks Vlad that is enough.
Let me be clear, to you guys...
My idea was to use the internet as a business.
For example redesigning websites, making viral videos, or...
advertising for companies, or even resell things on ebay.
-We could make video tutorial! -YES!!! now we're getting somewhere...
-Make up tutorial -yeah ok lets just keep it at video tutorial for now, alright?
We could make music for the internet!
Yes! There we go! do you play an instument?
No... why?
Not the ideal meeting! I know
But you know what? you learn to lower your standards.
So come back next week to hear about our 10 dollar idea.