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MAXO: You're wearing Forge's nightgown again!
MAXIMILIAN: She gave it to me.
FORGE: I did.
MAXO: Why?
MAXIMILIAN: Because. We're friends!
MAXO: We're not friends.
MAXIMILIAN: Yes, we are.
FORGE: Not really.
MAXIMILIAN: We're bound by the undeniable atomic connection of genetics.
FORGE: Genetics can be altered by science.
MAXIMILIAN: Touche!
FORGE: Come on, Maxo. We have to get ready for the recital.
MAXIMILIAN: It doesn't start for eight hours!
FORGE: There's only one bathroom!
MAXO: I have to do my hair!
MAXIMILIAN: You're going to be late.
(monster noises)
FORGE: I need a universal translator!
FORGE: Mom bought me and Maxo matching scooters.
FORGE: I wasn't so fond of the ribbons.
MAXO: Then, I showed Forge the equation that proves that ribbons make scooters go faster!
ANGEL: Our beginning was an end.
ANGEL: It was decided that we should sleep.
ANGEL: The end swept through the universe.
ANGEL: There was no loyalty.
ANGEL: There was no courage.
ANGEL: There was no tenacity.
ANGEL: It was centuries of slumber until they realized...
ANGEL: ...they needed faith.
FORGE: We have time to get coffee.
MAXO: With whipped cream?
FORGE: Don't put it on your head this time.
MAXO: Oh...
UNICORN: Faith Forge?
FORGE: I never get tired of that.
UNICORN: You're Faith Forge.
FORGE: This is my brother, Maxo, my assistant.
FORGE: Is the theater being haunted?
MAXO: Your performance was haunting.
DRAGON: The studio on the hill.
PHOENIX: Can you investigate it?
FORGE: Of course!
MAXO: Is that your studio?
ANGEL: We arrived from there.
FORGE: We can go right now!
MAXO: She has GPS Guru!
FORGE: Where's your studio?
DRAGON: On the hill.
PHOENIX: Near the stars.
MAXO: Umm... what's the address?
UNICORN: Earth.
FORGE: The studio on the hill. On planet Earth?
MAXO: Uh... we'll just head toward the hill.
ANGEL: You can't miss it.
FORGE and MAXO: No problem.
(phone dialing)
(phone ringing)
MAXIMILIAN: Hello!
MAXIMILIAN: Kraken. Kill the strobe.
FORGE: What did you say?
MAXIMILIAN: Romney's such a ***!
FORGE: I thought you were a Republican!
MAXIMILIAN: Not this term.
MAXIMILIAN: What do you need, Forge?
MAXIMILIAN: I'm right in the middle of a heated political debate with Cleverbot!
MAXO: Hi, Cleverbot!
FORGE: Maximilian, just tell Mom that we're going to do a quick investigation before we come home.
MAXIMILIAN: Mom had to work late at Triple B.
MAXIMILIAN: She's not even home yet!
MAXO: Isn't it too cold for Mom to be working?
FORGE: She gets better tips when it's cold.
FORGE: Okay, Maximilian. We'll be home soon.
MAXIMILIAN: No more Madonna. I don't like anything after Material Girl.
FORGE: Maximilian, are you having a party?
MAXIMILIAN: Don't be ridiculous, Forge. It's not a party without Skrillex.
Kraken: Oh...
MAXIMILIAN: Don't worry. He's on his way.
FORGE: Well, it's a dance studio on a hill.
FORGE: Also, abandoned.
MAXO: And locked.
FORGE: None of my keys work.
FORGE: Hey, how about that incantation that Spark wrote for Episode 6?
FORGE: That opened a door.
MAXO: Hero's Prose is legendary now!
MAXO: It's already sacred in four cultures and CafePress!
FORGE: This is sacred.
MAXO: This is breaking and entering!
FORGE: For a good cause.
SPARK: This poor family has had enough.
SPARK: As a roommate, you're pretty tough.
SPARK: The tricky, bouncy, bitey bit.
SPARK: You jump around and never sit.
SPARK: You ride their dog. You ate their cat.
SPARK: You snore at night. You squish a hat.
SPARK: They hired me to catch you, Imp.
SPARK: I thought this case would be so simp---le.
(phone rings)
SPARK: Sirius Spark. Seriously annoyed. How may I help you?
FORGE: Hey, Spark. How can I help you?
SPARK: Hey, Forge. I'm trying to conjure a purple imp.
SPARK: But he keeps appearing...
SPARK: And disappearing.
MAXO: Try luring him with prickly pear.
FORGE: Or purple jelly beans.
SPARK: Thanks, guys.
SPARK: Hey, did you need something?
FORGE: I need an incantation to open a locked door.
MAXO: Hey, Spark. The Illeehahknew Tribe use Hero's Prose in their coming of age ritual now.
SPARK: Yeah, I read the article in Nat Geo.
SPARK: It's pretty cool.
MAXO: The symbolic burning of the peppermint man is kind of intense, though.
SPARK: Yeah...
SPARK: ...but we have to respect cultural differences.
FORGE: Spark, just a basic door, please?
SPARK: Sure, Forge. Try:
SPARK: Little Studio on the Hill,
SPARK: So dark, so silent, and so still.
SPARK: Being haunted is no fun.
SPARK: A little B-and-E, anyone?
SPARK: Gotcha!
FORGE: Of course. No power.
MAXO: Ghost hunters always hunt in the dark.
FORGE: So you don't see them laughing.
FORGE: There's something here.
MAXO: Ectoplasm?
FORGE: Worse...
FORGE: Ectoplastic.
MAXO: The air's normal again!
MAXO: We got through the ectoplastic!
FORGE: Maxo...
FORGE: Don't move.
MAXO: Forge...?
FORGE: Maxo....
FORGE: Run!
UNICORN: He'll never be your equal.
FORGE: What?
UNICORN: Leave him.
FORGE: No!
MAXO: What is it, Forge?
UNICORN: He'll always be a burden.
FORGE: Stop it!
MAXO: Stop what, Forge?
UNICORN: He's weaker.
FORGE: I don't listen to ugly words!
FORGE: Maxo, come on.
ANGEL: What do you believe?
ANGEL: What do you believe, Faith Forge?
MAXO: I believe she's had about enough of you sniffs!
ANGEL: Then she has failed.
MAXO: They're fading away!
MAXO: Who are they, Forge?
FORGE: I believe there's always a reason!
FORGE: I believe in the Sniff.
PHOENIX: You have tenacity.
DRAGON: Courage.
UNICORN: And loyalty.
ANGEL: And you have faith.
FORGE: I am Faith.
ANGEL: You have passed the test.
MAXO: What?!
MAXO: Who are you to test my sister?!
UNICORN: Who are we?
ANGEL: We are the Watchers.
DRAGON: The last of the Wild Things.
PHOENIX: The last of the Mythos.
ANGEL: Our world was home to a great hero.
DRAGON: An eternal champion.
PHOENIX: Who was not eternal.
UNICORN: She had great courage, tenacity, faith.
ANGEL: But her loyalty to herself was greater than her loyalty to her people.
DRAGON: When she was challenged she would not step down.
PHOENIX: Even when it meant the destruction of our world.
MAXO: That's so sad.
FORGE: Wait. Who challenged her?
UNICORN: Now we watch the skies.
ANGEL: Answer the calls.
DRAGON: To find a new champion.
PHOENIX: To stop the cycle of destruction.
UNICORN: Take our gifts.
DRAGON: You will need them.
PHOENIX: Stop the destruction.
ANGEL: You are the champion we waited for.
FORGE: Thank you.
MAXO: She won't let you down.
SPHINX: You see now, Mythos, why I woke you from your slumber.
UNICORN: Yes, Sphinx, he is pure of heart.
ANGEL: And she is pure hero.
DRAGON: They are not like the others.
PHOENIX: She is not like the one.
SPHINX: And what of the third?
DRAGON: There has never been a third.
UNICORN: Not on any of the worlds.
PHOENIX: Then the third...
ANGEL: ...he is the wild card.
SPHINX: Wild things are waking.
MAXIMILIAN: Sometimes... sometimes, I feel like I'm destined for greater things.
MAXIMILIAN: I don't know what, or when or why.
MAXIMILIAN: I don't even know if my destiny
MAXIMILIAN: is light or dark.
MAXIMILIAN: But sometimes it all feels beyond my control.
KRAKEN: Oh....
MAXIMILIAN: And other times...
MAXIMILIAN: I just want cake.
FORGE: I realized that my assistants aren't really assistants anymore.
FORGE: Maxo, Spark, Agent Skully, Captain Snakes, Gogo.
FORGE: They're my allies. My friends.
FORGE: And yes, my equals.
FORGE: When I absorbed the power of the Mythos, I suddenly knew it was the Bunny who destroyed their world.
FORGE: But there's so much I still don't know.
FORGE: The pendant.
FORGE: Am I carrying the Mythos' forgiveness?
FORGE: Or am I their hope for revenge?
FORGE: How does the Bunny plan to use Maxo's abilities?
FORGE: Why does it want to control all animals?
FORGE: Why did it wage a war that destroyed a whole world?
FORGE: The Mythos tested me and found me worthy.
FORGE: But worthy of what?
MAXIMILIAN: I knew you were coming home so I baked a cake.
FORGE: Thanks, Maximilian.
FORGE: This is good!
MAXIMILIAN: I know!
MAXIMILIAN: I ate the rest of it.
FORGE: By yourself?
MAXIMILIAN: I'm a real pig.
FORGE: You should have saved some for Maxo!
MAXIMILIAN: I prefer him with a lean and hungry look.
FORGE: When was that?
MAXIMILIAN: Never. But I would prefer it.
MAXIMILIAN: Also, he needs a nightgown.
FORGE: He needs pajamas.
MAXIMILIAN: With footies and a zipper and a little drop flap in the back.
FORGE: No more tuba. �