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I just moved to Montréal and I'm super excited. Omigod.
Yes, you guessed it! I am Franco-Manitoban.
Thank you.
Roger. What the *** did I just do?
Wow. For a girl who just moved to Montréal, you sure know how to fit right in...
What does that mean? -You needed to get that out of your system.
What? -Your, uh... your trampy nights out.
Are you saying I can't get a "handle" on my sex life? -Sure, you can and he's the "handlebar."
Listen, I can't work with him. Okay? I screwed everything. You have to find me another writing partner. ASAP!
***, tequila... every *** time. -Oh, yeah?
Roger, call him and say it's not gonna work out. Okay?
No, no, no. You made your bed. Now, you have to suck it up. Matter of speaking...
Frickin' - Shitballs - *** - Mother F-er - Sonofabitch!
Listen to me. You're gonna shower and eat your rice krispies.
Chantal from "Just for Laughs" is coming to your show tonight.
Oh, yeah!? Are you sure? -What do you say to daddy?
Oh my god! Thank you. Thank you! You are un-***-believable!
Okay, but don't forget that you have a writing meeting with Marie-Jo the "Dragon Lady" from TVJ.
So, clean yourself up. Maybe you could wear that navy pantsuit that we bought you for your birthday?
Okay, I've gotta go. I'm in the middle of negotiations. -Okay, bye!
You know, Québécois and Franco-Manitobans are more alike than ya think...
We both pepper the French language with English words...
except Québécois use a Québécois accent.