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>>PFA: Alright. Now that we've got all the specific questions out of the way, we have
some non-specific questions! And, since I don't have any idea who's going to be answering
them, I will use dice, again--hwaaaah! Here we are, yeeeaaaah!--to summon someone to answer
the question. So... [rolls dice] This first question is from Godot, and it would be to...
Jernath! ...Where are you... Jeeeernath? Here you are.
>>JERNATH: Huh, what?
>>PFA: Okay, this one is from Godot, and he asks, "what is your favorite drink? And, if
applicable, how do you like your coffee?"
>>JERNATH: ...Favorite drink. Um... cran-raspberry juice? As for coffee, I don't really drink
much, but if I do, I guess it's decaf.
>>PFA: Alright, thanks, Jernath!
>>JERNATH: See ya.
>>PFA: Um... this next question is "an insanely random question for the puppet show," from
Terra. Okay... let's see who this will be to... [rolls dice] ...oh mai. [laughs] Come
here, you~
Hi Edgey, again!
>>EDGEWORTH: What is it this time?
>>PFA: Alright, this is an insanely random question for the puppet show from Terra:
"How would you guys feel if someone 'shipped you with a Furby?"
>>EDGEWORTH: What are you-- are you kidding me?!
>>PFA: Oh, "not that she's thinking about doing that, or anything, really!"
>>EDGEWORTH: Nngh... whatever.
>>PFA: Um... "Or, for that matter, what do you think about being 'shipped in general?"
>>EDGEWORTH: ... Mmph.
>>PFA: ...Alright, then... here... I have a lot of questions from Terra, because she
was kind enough to give me a lot of questions... but here is... [rolls dice] "What do you do..."
oh gosh this is a full roll... okay! This is a ~new character~ that you have not seen
on the puppet show before! Say hello to persona!PFA!
>>PEFFA: Uh... hi.
>>PFA: Okay... she has the exact same voice as me!
>>PEFFA: ...Isn't that going to get confusing?
>>PFA: Yeah, probably! But anyway... "What do you do when you're bored?"
>>PEFFA: ...I train.
>>PFA: ...Yeah, you always train.
>>PEFFA: I know. ...Other than that, music is relaxing.
>>PFA: Alright then. Thanks, persona!PFA!
>>PEFFA: You're welcome. ...Um, I guess it's kind of strange saying "thanks" and "you're
welcome" to yourself?
>>PFA: ... Probably! Anyway... okie dokie, dokie smokey... ...I dunno what I'm saying
anymore. Um... more random questions... [rolls dice] oh my gosh this is going to be another
full roll... hey, persona!PFA, come back!
>>PEFFA: Huh, what?
>>PFA: Um... "If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?"
>>PEFFA: ...What?
>>PFA: ...Yeah, I don't know either.
>>PEFFA: Uh, I guess... yeah, um...
>>PFA: Okay then... let's see. Let's see if I can do another full roll... or some other
roll of any kind that is not persona!PFA... ...persona!PFA~!
>>PEFFA: Seriously, why do you keep rolling me?
>>PFA: Okay, "Do you deal well with sleep deprivation?" A lot of these are all from
Terra, by the way.
>>PEFFA: Um... I usually keep a strict sleeping schedule, but sometimes I have missions that
keep me up late. So, it's kind of... it depends. Um, but... I can do it, but I start to get
really tired after a while. So... yeah.
>>PFA: ...Okay. Gonna see if I can roll someone who's not persona!PFA this time. [rolls dice]
...Oh hey, look, it's not. Um... this would be Maya! Maya Fey, where'd you go... where
did you go~... here you are. Okay.
>>MAYA: Hi!
>>PFA: Um... Maya, "Would you ever consider writing a NaNoWriMo novel?"
>>MAYA: Huh? Um... I dunno, I'm not really that good of a writer, so I don't think I'd
do very well. But... yeah, um, sorry, I don't think I'm good enough for that.
>>PFA: Yeah, I... I can't see you really writing a novel, either. Sorry.
>>MAYA: Um, okay, see ya!
>>PFA: Uh... alright...
Alright, camera, just one more question! I don't need the dice anymore, so... this one
is... this one is from Sheba, and Sheba says it's to everyone who knows who Sheba is. So,
let's see... first off, which of you know Sheba?
>>JERNATH: Um... I kind of recognize the name, I think.
>>PFA: Um... okay then, I'll ask you the question anyway. How about, "Have you ever been sailing?"
>>JERNATH: Oh yeah. [dry laughter] I've been on a ship... a few times.
[sighs and grumbles something about icebergs]
>>PFA: ... 'Kay. ...Okay, who else recognizes Sheba?
>>KINDLE: Hi, I think I remember the name. Uh... that's that one... what was it, some
kind of wind person...? Yeah, anyway. I've been on ships a couple times, but not all
that often. So... yeah, that's your answer, Sheba!
>>PFA: Okie dokie, smokey... I keep saying that...why do you keep saying that, shut up...
Um... Phoenix! Have you been sailing?
>>PHOENIX: I've... been canoeing, does that count?
>>PFA: ...Kind of, I guess. Okay, this next one is... okay, Edgey, I know you know Sheba.
>>EDGEWORTH: Yes, I... would say I recognize the name.
>>PFA: Um... "Have you ever been sailing?"
>>EDGEWORTH: I've been on boats a few times, yes.
>>PFA: ..."Boats"? You've been on--
>>EDGEWORTH: Shut up, PFA.
>>PFA: Sorry~ Okay! Let's-ee dokie dokie shmokes... where'd Maya go again? My characters keep
evading me... uhh... here you are.
>>MAYA: Hi! I know who Sheba is.
>>PFA: Um... okay. "Have you ever been sailing?"
>>MAYA: Hm... I've been on boats, but not big fancy ships, I guess. But that could be
fun! That'd be cool, actually. Um... yeah, so... that'd be cool, but I've never actually
been sailing.
>>PFA: Okay, next one... Gumshoe! I know you have at least met Sheba in passing.
>>GUMSHOE: Yeah, I... recognize the name, I think.
>>PFA: Okay. "Have you ever been sailing?"
>>GUMSHOE: I've been on boats a few times, yep!
>>PFA: Okay. With that said... okay, I think... Fran has met Sheba, right?
...Where are you, Franziska von Karma... here you are.
>>FRANZISKA: What is it now?
>>PFA: Hang on, your thing is falling off... okay. Fran, have you ever been sailing?
>>FRANZISKA: Hm... I've been on a few ships during my career.
>>PFA: ...Okay. With that out of the way... [shuffles through puppets] I think that's
everyone who actually knows Sheba... don't rotate the chair, PFA... okay. I think that's
everyone who actually knows Sheba, but--
>>LARRY: Hey hey! Can I answer the question too?
>>PFA: Do you even know who Sheba is?
>>LARRY: Nope! Haven't the first clue!
>>PFA: Uh... 'kay, um... I guess I can ask you anyway, though. Have you ever been sai--
>>LARRY: Of course I have! I've been on, well... actually, I worked on a cruise, uh, I worked
on a cruise ship once as a waiter! Yeah, that was pretty cool~ Cute waitresses and stuff~
>>PFA: Get out of here, Larry... I think that's it, so goodbye, everyone! 'Til next time!
Perhaps we will have an even ~better plot~ whooo! ...Probably not. But, we'll see.