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-(narrator) We all know that laws are in place
to protect the people.
Well, just like people,
animals need laws to protect them, too.
Sometimes, though, laws are so crazy,
they don't end up protecting anyone.
For example, in Alabama,
it's illegal to open umbrellas because it might spook horses.
[thunder booms, horses bray]
-Ah, it looks like it's gonna rain.
[police sirens wail, horses whinny]
-Shoot it! Die! Die! Die! [gunshots]
-Stop scaring the horses!
-(narrator) In Massachusetts,
gorillas are not allowed in the backseat of any car.
[tires screech, gorilla hoots]
-No dude, we're not going to Abercrombie & Fitch.
[police sirens wail] -Freeze!
[all clamoring, gorilla hoots]
-Stop going ape!
-(narrator) In North Carolina,
fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
[both hissing]
[screeching/fighting]
-Put your paws behind your head!
I've got a bone to pick with you.
-(narrator) And in Ohio, it's illegal to get a fish drunk.
-Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
[police siren wails, clamoring]
-Die, die!
-I knew I smelled something fishy.
-I'll take that. Yoinks!
-(narrator) So it just goes to show,
even animals aren't immune to the stupid laws
set in place all across the nation.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian