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>>Scott: Welcome to My Dad's Bedtime Stories.
Today I'm going to tell you the story of Hooray Sa-Doodles. Are you ready? Okay.
Hooray-Sa-Doodles, Hooray-Sa-Doodles!
What, what's that you're saying?
I'm saying Hooray-Sa-Doodles. It means I'm excited or happy. I found a prize in my Schermial box.
Are you trying to say cereal box?
No. Schermial. You see you take cereal, pour it in the bowl, add milk and smear it all around.
It becomes Schermial.
Uh, look you can't just make up words wherever you want to.
Oh really? Why not?
Well I don't know. I think it's against the law or something.
So you're saying the dictionary police are going to come and arrest me?
Hmmm, probably not but you did drop some Schermial on the floor, see and I stepped in it.
Oh, Icky Poo Poo.
Icky Poo Poo? What's that?
Oh when's something's disgusting or gross you say Icky Poo Poo.
Oh, well here's your little puppy. Maybe he'll come lick it up. [calls dog] Come here puppy.
Oh that's our Lickerdoodle.
Your Lickerdoodle?
Yeah. He likes to lick all kinds of stuff and licks up Schermial on the floor.
[Whistle] Wow! Do you always make up names?
Hmm, I think so. Here's one I made up. You know when your pants get wet or your shorts
get wet and you have to sit in it for a long time and after awhile you bottom starts to
itch? And you know what you call that?
No.
Mildew-boo.
Mildew-boo. See that sorta makes sense. And then what do you say?
Well because you're frustrated you say Nugger ***!
What is Nugger ***?
Oh, when something makes you made or it's stupid you say Nugger ***!
Wow! You must be the strangest person I've ever talked to in my life. Do you have a favorite food?
Yes, my favorite food is Bathsghetti.
Are you trying to say spaghetti?
No, No. Bathsghetti. That's when you eat spaghetti in the bathtub. You know what's great about that?
No
Well if you would, you know get some on your face or on your chin, you just take some water
and splash it off cause you're in the bathtub. Or if would eat it and you drop it in your
lap, because you're in the bathtub it falls in the bath bubbles.
[whistles] You, you wanna watch some TV?
Nah. Nothing on there but Mercials.
Do you mean to say commercials?
Oh no, no. Mercials they're short commercials. That's all that's on TV these days.
Just a bunch of Mercials.
Shew. Wow, I think I'm just getting tired. I'm ready for bed.
Well just go to Beddy Bye Bye then.
What, What's Beddy Bye Bye?
Oh when you're sleepy or tired, call it Beddy Bye Bye.
I am I'm just tired and I think I'm done talking with you.
Well that's cause you're a crabby patty that's why!
Crabby Patty? [grrr] Nugger ***