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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GARFIELD AND FRIENDS.
>> WE'RE...
>> WE'RE...
>> READY...
>> READY...
>> TO...
>> TO...
>> PARTY!
>> WE'RE READY TO PARTY,
WE'RE READY!
>> I HOPE YOU BRING
LOT'S OF SPAGHETTI!
>> COME ON IN, COME TO
THE PLACE WHERE FUN NEVER ENDS!
COME ON IN, IT'S TIME TO PARTY
WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
>> DANCING!
>> FIESTA!
>> ROMANCING!
>> SIESTA!
>> SAMBA!
>> LA BAMBA!
>> AY CARUMBA!
>> DISGUISES!
>> DISGUISES!
>> SURPRISES!
>> SURPRISES!
>> AND PIES OF...
>> AND PIES OF ALL SIZES!
>> COME ON IN, COME TO THE PLACE
WHERE FUN NEVER ENDS.
COME ON IN, IT'S TIME TO PARTY
WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
COME ON IN, IT'S TIME TO PARTY
WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
>> HERE ARE SOME COMMERCIALS
AND THEN MORE OF ME.
>> FETCH THE BONE, BOY.
[ BARKING ]
>> ODIE, YOU STUPID IDIOT,
THAT'S NOT A BONE,
THAT'S A FIRE HYDRANT.
OH, WELL.
MAYBE IT WILL MAKE
A NICE PLANTER OR SOMETHING.
>> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
>> HOLD IT A SECOND.
BEFORE WE START THIS CARTOON,
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
SEVERAL OF YOU HAVE
WRITTEN IN LATELY
TO SAY THAT YOU
SPOTTED MISTAKES ON THE SHOW.
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE.
AROUND HERE,
WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.
>> TA-DA!
>> EXCEPT OCCASIONALLY
IN CASTING. OKAY.
SO SOMETIMES WE MAKE MISTAKES.
I'M GOING TO WATCH
THIS NEXT CARTOON WITH YOU
AND SEE IF THERE ARE
ANY MISTAKES IN IT.
PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION,
I'LL BE BACK AT THE END
TO COMPARE NOTES.
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY
MISTAKES IN THIS EPISODE.
>> WE PICKED A GREAT DAY
FOR A COOKOUT, GUYS.
>> YEAH. YEAH.
>> GARFIELD USUALLY
LIKES HIS MEDIUM RARE.
GARFIELD, YOUR MACARONI
IS READY.
>> EATING.
THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD
PREFERABLE TO SLEEPING.
BOY, IF THEY COULD JUST COME UP
WITH A WAY TO SLEEP AND EAT
AT THE SAME TIME,
THEY'D REALLY HAVE SOMETHING.
>> OKAY. NOW, YOU LIKE
YOUR PIZZA WITH
EVERYTHING ON IT.
>> THIS IS TOO BIG A PORTION.
YOU KNOW THAT I NEVER LIKE
TO EAT TOO MUCH, RIGHT, ODIE?
>> UH-HUH.
>> GARFIELD, FIDO, MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T GET LOST IN THE WOODS.
>> SEE ANY MISTAKES YET?
>> UH-UH.
>> ME NEITHER.
>> THERE ARE STORIES THAT THESE
WOODS ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE HAUNTED.
>> HAUNTED?
>> HUH?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HAUNTED.
BE REAL CAREFUL.
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE PETE TRYING
TO SCARE US LIKE THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I'M KINDA SCARED.
>> RELAX.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS HAUNTED WOODS,
AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT.
>> I WARNED THEM ABOUT
GOING INTO THE WOODS,
BUT THEY WON'T LISTEN TO ME.
MAYBE IT'S TIME
I TAUGHT GARFIELD A LESSON.
>> UH, CHARLIE, ANY SIGN
OF THAT ESCAPED CONVICT YET?
>> NEGATIVE, CHIEF,
BUT I'LL KEEP LOOKING.
>> HA! THE COPS
WILL NEVER GET ME.
THERE'S NOT ANOTHER COP
WITHIN A HUNDRED MILES OF HERE.
I'LL JUST HIDE OUT UNTIL
THEY STOP LOOKING.
>> HAUNTED WOODS.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IN ALL THE YEARS
I'VE LIVED WITH JON,
I CAN'T RECALL ANYTHING
SO BLU-- SORRY.
>> HOLD IT.
LET'S TAKE THAT LINE AGAIN.
GARFIELD CARTOON, TAKE TWO.
>> IN ALL THE YEARS
I'VE LIVED WITH JON,
I CAN'T RECALL
ANYTHING SO FOOLISH.
HE THINKS THERE ARE
GHOSTS AROUND HERE.
>> THAT'S RIDICULOUS, GARFIELD.
>> NO MISTAKES YET.
>> WE'RE ALL ALONE OUT HERE
IN THE FOREST, ODIE.
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE
FOR MILES AROUND.
NOT A SINGLE LIVING BEING.
>> OH, WE ARE THE BUDDY BEARS,
WE ALWAYS GET ALONG
EACH DAY WE DO A LITTLE DANCE
AND SING A LITTLE SONG
>> IF YOU EVER DISAGREE,
IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE WRONG
>> OH, WE ARE THE BUDDY BEARS
WE ALWAYS GET ALONG
>> NOT A SINGLE LIVING BEING
FOR MILES AROUND.
>> THOSE COPS WILL NEVER
FIND ME HERE.
I GOT THE WHOLE FOREST
TO MYSELF.
>> SOME HAUNTED WOODS.
THERE'S NOTHING HERE
TO BE AFRAID OF.
>> UH-HUH.
>> PETS.
THAT MEANS THERE MAY BE
PEOPLE AROUND.
I GOT TO SCARE THEM OFF
SO I DON'T GET FOUND.
>> FRED WAS ALL WRONG.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID...
>> WHO. WHO.
WHERE. WHERE.
WHEN. WHEN.
[ WHINING ]
>> GO AWAY, WE DON'T WANT ANY.
>> GARFIELD'S BEEN
A VERY BAD DOG LATELY.
I'M GOING TO TEACH HIM
A LESSON SHE'LL NEVER FORGET.
>> COME ON, LET'S EAT
THIS SNACK I BOUGHT.
[ BARK ]
>> NO. THAT'S NOT A MISTAKE.
THAT'S HOW MUCH FOOD
I ALWAYS PACK.
[ WHINING ]
[ BURP ]
OH, YOU WANTED SOME?
>> THIS WILL SCARE THE PANTS OFF
THOSE THREE OR MY NAME
ISN'T JUNE ARBERKLE.
>> SOMEONE IS TRYING
TO PLAY A TRICK ON US.
I THINK WE'RE ABOUT
TO HAVE A VISIT FROM A GHOST.
>> HUH?
>> GEE, I WONDER IF I SHOULD
HAVE CUT EYE HOLES IN THIS.
>> HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
>> NO, LADIES,
I'M NOT TOM SELLECK,
BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW
YOU COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS CLOWN
IS, BUT HE HAD A GOOD IDEA.
I'LL SCARE THOSE PETS AWAY.
>> JOHN'S IN FOR A SURPRISE IF
HE TRIES THAT OLD GHOST ROUTINE.
[ GASP ]
>> OH, A GHOST, HOW FRIGHTENING.
I AM SO SCARED.
>> BOO!
BOO! BOO!
BOO!
[ CRASH ]
>> I'M GONNA SCARE THAT CAT
CLEAN INTO THE NEXT COUNTY.
>> LET'S RESUME.
>> HEY, WHERE'D THE CAT GO?
>> TAKE THIS, ARBUCKLE.
>> HEY, GET OFF OF ME.
>> PLAY GHOST ON ME, WILL YOU?
>> GET OFF!
GET OFF!
>> Woman: THAT PHONY VOICE
DOESN'T FOOL ME.
>> THAT CAT IS OUT OF HIS TREE.
>> COME BACK HERE ARBUCKLE.
>> I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE.
[ BARKING ]
>> POLICE!
TAKE ME BACK TO PRISON!
TAKE ME BACK!
>> I THINK I SHOWED JON.
[ MOO ]
>> SAY, DID YOU HEAR
A RHINOCEROS?
>> UH-HUH.
>> COME ON, ARBUCKLE,
UP AND AT 'EM.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU MAKE A LOUSY GHOST,
FELLOW.
LET'S GO HOME.
>> AND WE HAVE REPORTS OF
AN ESCAPED CONVICT
JUST APPREHENDED IN THE FOREST.
>> ESCAPED CONVICT?
>> DON'T WORRY, KERMIT.
WE HAVE PRETTY BORING LIVES.
WE NEVER RUN INTO
PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
>> OKAY. THE CARTOON'S OVER.
HOW MANY MISTAKES DID YOU SPOT?
THERE WERE THREE.
HERE, I'LL SHOW THEM TO YOU.
SEE THAT SCENE?
I'M NOT EATING.
THAT'S MISTAKE NUMBER ONE.
SEE THIS PICNIC?
NO MUSTARD.
MISTAKE NUMBER TWO.
AND IN THIS SHOT, JON'S CAR
DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAS IN IT.
MISTAKE NUMBER THREE.
ON BEHALF OF THE MANAGEMENT
OF THIS SHOW,
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY
HOW EMBARRASSED WE ARE
ABOUT THESE MISTAKES.
[ ODIE WHISPERING ]
>> WHAT?
NO. YOU'RE WRONG.
THERE WERE NO OTHER MISTAKES
IN THE SHOW.
[ ODIE TALKING ]
>> I'M TELLING YOU THERE
WERE NO OTHER MISTAKES.
THERE WERE JUST THOSE THREE, AND
I PROMISE YOU WE'LL NEVER MAKE
ANOTHER MISTAKE ON THIS SHOW.
COME ON, BOY, IT'S 10:00 A.M.
TIME FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK.
>> I LOVE MY COSTUME TRUNK.
WITH THESE OUTFITS
I CAN BE ANYTHING.
>> I HEARD THAT, HOG.
IF YOUR TRUNK'S SO GREAT,
LET'S SEE YOU BE A BEAR.
>> YOU'RE ON!
>> I LAUGH. HA HA!
THAT'S THE WORST BEAR SUIT
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> TA DA!
>> ENOUGH'S ENOUGH, ORSON.
NOW, SPIT ME OUT!
>> I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG.
>> YOU ARE A PIG.
>> SO MAYBE THAT'S
WHY I'M SWEATING LIKE ONE.
>> I NEED A DRINK OF WATER.
[ COUGHING ]
>> OUR PUMP IS DRY.
WE'VE GOT NO WATER.
>> IT WOULD BE REAL ROTTEN OF US
TO GO OVER TO ORSON'S FARM
AND STEAL THEIR WATER.
>> RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.
>> EVERYONE ON THE FARM
IS FINDING A WAY TO KEEP COOL.
BOOKER IS FANNING HIMSELF,
LANOLIN IS FANNING HERSELF...
AND BO, MEANWHILE HAS MISSED
THE WHOLE PRINCIPLE BEHIND THIS.
BO, I NEED YOUR HELP
WITH THE NEW WELL.
>> LIKE, I'LL HELP
ALL I CAN, MAN.
THIS IS BUMMER WEATHER
TO BE WEARING WOOLEN UNDIES.
>> NO SPLASH.
WE DIDN'T HIT WATER.
>> ARE WE LIKE REAL LOW ON H20?
>> WATCH ME DIVE AND
JUMP FOR JOY.
LOOK OUT WATER, HERE COMES ROY.
YAHOO!
OH, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE A REFRESHING DIP.
>> WHOA, NOW, THAT'S
WHAT I CALL A WATER SHORTAGE.
>> THE DRILL HAS GONE AS DEEP
AS IT CAN GO,
AND WE HAVEN'T FOUND A DROP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
[ MUMBLING ]
>> OH, I'M AFRAID OF THE HEAT.
I WISH IT WOULD SNOW.
NO. NO. NO.
I'M AFRAID OF SNOW.
MAYBE WIND. NO.
I'M--
[ BABBLING ]
I WANT MY MOMMY.
MOMMY!
>> THIS IS ALL THE WATER
WE HAVE LEFT.
>> YOU MEAN, I CAN'T
SAIL MY BOAT?
>> I CAN'T DO MY LAUNDRY.
>> I CAN'T BREW UP
A POT OF COFFEE?
>> NO, WE CAN'T SPARE
A DROP OF IT.
I'M GOING TO LOCK THIS WATER UP
SO NOBODY TOUCHES IT.
>> I NEED TO SAIL MY BOAT.
>> I NEED TO DO MY LAUNDRY.
>> I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE.
[ BABBLING ]
>> WHAT'S ORSON SO FUSSY ABOUT,
IT'S ONLY-- OH, HI, WADE--
WATER.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
>> YOU WANT LIKE ONE OF US
SHOULD STAND GUARD, MAN?
>> NO. WE DON'T HAVE TO.
I INSTALLED AN ALARM
ON THAT DOOR.
WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE DIGGING.
WE HAVE TO FIND WATER.
>> THIRSTY. VERY THIRSTY.
[ ALARM RINGS ]
>> SOMEONE'S TRYING
TO STEAL THE WATER.
>> MAYBE IT'S LIKE
A KLEPTOMANIAC SALMON.
>> I'VE GOT HIM!
>> AH!
>> WHAT HAVE I GOT?
>> IT'S LIKE A DEFINITE
MISCELLANEOUS, MAN.
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> AL.
>> AL?
DON'T CREATURES USUALLY HAVE
NAMES LIKE GORCH
AND BORK AND GLEEP?
>> BEATS ME. MY NAME'S AL.
I'M FROM A CITY
WAY BELOW THE GROUND.
I WAS JUST WALKING ALONG WHEN
A ROCK HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
I CAME UP TO ASK YOU
TO PLEASE NOT DO THAT.
>> A ROCK?
OH, THAT MUST BE THE PEBBLE
I THREW DOWN TO TEST THE WELL.
>> HEY, LIKE,
WELCOME TO UPSTAIRS, AL.
>> WE GOTTA FIND US
SOME WATER, BROTHERS.
>> I'M SORRY MY ROCK
HIT YOU ON THE HEAD.
>> I JUST WANTED
A DRINK OF WATER.
IT'S SO HOT UP HERE.
>> I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU ONE,
BUT WE HAVE TO SAVE THIS WATER
BECAUSE...
>> [ PANTING ]
>> HERE. HAVE A DRINK.
>> HEY, WHAT'S THAT THING?
>> MAYBE IT'S A ZEBRA.
>> ZEBRAS GOT STRIPES.
>> MAY BE IT'S
AN UNMARKED ZEBRA.
>> WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S PROBABLY WORTH A FORTUNE
IF WE SELL IT AT THE ZOO.
>> WE'LL GET IT AND THE WATER.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, I'D APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULDN'T DRILL
INTO MY HOME AGAIN, OKAY?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS YOUR HOME.
YOU SEE, WE HAVE
A BIG PROBLEM HERE.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF...
>> GRAB IT!
>> HEY, I GOT THE
WHATCHAMACALLIT.
>> AND I GOT THE WATER.
>> LIKE, WE AIN'T
GOING NOWHERE, MAN.
>> PLEASE, SIR.
I AM VERY THIRSTY STILL.
COULD I HAVE SOME WATER?
>> HA! YOU AIN'T GETTING
ANY OF OUR WATER.
>> YEAH, SUFFER!
>> OH, YOU ARE NOT NICE PEOPLE.
>> THE LAST OF OUR WATER.
>> HEY, THE KID'S HOT.
>> HOW'S HE DOING THAT?
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE,
BIG TROUBLE!
[ BABBLING ]
>> IT'LL BE A LONG TIME
BEFORE WE SEE THEM AGAIN!
>> NEXT WEEK'S SHOW AT LEAST.
>> I WOULD LIKE
TO GO HOME NOW, PLEASE.
>> WE WILL GET YOU BACK
TO YOUR HOME.
DON'T WORRY, I WON'T BE
DRILLING HERE ANYMORE.
THERE'S NO WATER
UNDER THIS GROUND.
>> THERE'S NO WATER ANYWHERE.
>> I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
>> OUR CROPS NEED WATER,
AND SO DO WE.
>> YOU DO?
GEE, WE HAVE PLENTY
OF WATER DOWN BELOW.
GOODBYE.
>> THERE'S NO WATER DOWN THERE.
I'VE BEEN DRILLING HERE FOR
WEEKS, AND I CAN SAY FOR SURE
THAT THERE IS NO WATER
UNDER THIS...GROUND?
>> IT'S RAINING!
>> SORT OF.
>> WE'RE SAVED!
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S WATERING!
OH, NO. IT'S WATER.
>> IF YOU CAN HEAR ME AL,
THANKS!
IT LOOKS LIKE OUR TROUBLES
ARE OVER.
>> HELP! WATER!
I'M AFRAID OF WATER! HELP!
>> THERE'S JUST NO
PLEASING SOME DUCKS.
[ BARKING ]
>> I'VE GOT SO MUCH WORK TO DO.
I SHOULDN'T BE ON
A PICNIC TODAY,
BUT YOU AND GARFIELD ARE
ALWAYS SUFFERING BECAUSE
OF MY SCHEDULE.
>> HE CAN PUT THE FINISHING
TOUCHES ON THIS CLUB SANDWICH,
AND THE TOURNAMENT, IF HE LANDS
HIS CHERRY TOMATO ON THE GREEN.
>> GARFIELD! WHAT...
>> IT'LL BE TOUGH TO PLAY
THIS BALL WHERE IT LIES.
TOO BAD THEY DON'T MAKE AN
ARBUCKLE WEDGE FOR THIS KIND
OF HAZARD SHOT.
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE
INTERRUPTED MY BACK SWING.
THAT'S A THREE-STROKE PENALTY.
>> I HATE TO CUT
THIS OUTING SHORT,
BUT I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK.
[ WHINING ]
>> I'M SORRY,
BUT I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE HOUSE PAYMENT
AND THE CAR PAYMENT
AND GROCERY BILLS, AND...
>> HOW VERY OBSESSED
YOU ARE WITH
MATERIAL POSSESSIONS, YOUNG SIR.
>> UH...
>> I AM MAHARISHI SENSEI BOKWAN
CHUNG SU GUNGADEEN.
>> WOW, A REAL MAHARISHI.
THAT'S LIKE A GURU OR
A WISE SAGE AND TEACHER.
>> HUH?
>> I HAVE OBSERVED
THAT YOU ARE NOT AT PEACE.
IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LIVING
IN AN UNNATURAL STATE.
>> THIS IS A VERY NATURAL STATE.
NOW, CALIFORNIA,
THAT'S AN UNNATURAL STATE.
>> LEARN FROM
THE EXAMPLE OF THIS HUMBLE CAT.
>> HUMBLE CAT? WHERE?
OH, ME?
HA! YES.
JON COULD LEARN A LOT FROM ME.
AH, SO, THE YOUNG STUDENT COMES
HITHER TO PROVE
THAT HE IS WORTHY.
>> YES, OH WISE, ALL-KNOWING,
AND ALL-CONSUMING ONE.
>> VERY WELL THEN.
*** THE LASAGNA
FROM MY HAND, GRASSHOPPER.
NOT QUICK ENOUGH.
>> BUT EXALTED, WISE CAT,
THIS IS THE 420th TIME
I HAVE FAILED THE TEST.
>> YES.
BUT AT LEAST YOU GET A COPY
OF OUR HOME GAME
AND OUR THANKS FOR PLAYING
*** THAT LASAGNA.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I'D REALLY LIKE YOU
TO COME HOME WITH ME
AND REARRANGE MY LIFE,
MAHARISHI.
>> HUH?
>> ODIE, JON IS TAKING SOMEONE
USELESS AND OBESE HOME,
AND IT ISN'T ME!
[ WHINING ]
>> I'M SO FLATTERED THAT YOU
WOULD CONSIDER TAKING A GUY
LIKE ME ON AS A STUDENT.
JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO
AND I'LL DO IT.
>> LOOK ALL AROUND YOU.
YOU HAVE COMPLICATED
YOUR LIFE WITH THINGS.
RID YOURSELF OF THEM,
AND YOU'LL BE--
THIS WAY YOU'LL DISCOVER
THE NINE-FOLD PATH
TO THE 27 GATES OF
THE 112 ROADS OF WISDOM.
>> JUST HANG A LEFT AT
THE STOP SIGN AND KEEP GOING.
YOU CAN'T MISS THEM.
ODIE, I'VE DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING POSITIVE
AND CONSTRUCTIVE.
>> HUH?
>> I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP.
>> YOU MEAN, SELL MY FURNITURE?
>> WE MUST GET RID OF ALL
THAT DOES NOT HAVE A PURPOSE.
>> OH, NO. THE CAT STAYS.
>> NO, MY SON.
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU.
>> [ SNORING ]
OH! WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
I DREAMED I WAS AT A BALLGAME
AND THEY WERE ALL OUT OF FRANKS.
FRANKS WOULD BE NICE FOR DINNER,
OR BETTER, FRANKS AND BEANS,
OR EVEN BETTER, FRANKS AND BEANS
AND PORTERHOUSE STEAKS.
I THINK I'LL HIT
THE REFRIGERATOR
FOR MY PRE-MEAL APPETIZER.
DO YOU NOTICE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT MISSING?
THE REFRIGERATOR, IT ISN'T.
BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE
THE MICROWAVE.
NO, WE DON'T STILL HAVE
THE MICROWAVE!
THE STOVE!
THE STOVE MUST STILL BE THERE!
NO!
WE ARE MINUS STOVE TOO!
>> THERE IS NO SURER PATH
TO NATURAL EXISTENCE THAN
THAT OF EATING UNPROCESSED FOOD
SUCH AS STEAMED BROWN RICE.
>> IS THAT SO?
>> THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING.
I'LL GIVE YOU JUST ONE HOUR
TO GET THE STOVE BACK,
AND 90 SECONDS
TO RETURN THE MICROWAVE.
>> WHATEVER IT IS,
OH, SMALL BUT OLD CAT,
IT IS NOT WORTH
GETTING UPSET OVER.
CALM YOURSELF.
BE AT PEACE, MY SON.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
I NEED PEACE AND SERENITY
IN MY LIFE.
MAYBE THERE'S A REAL
GROSS HORROR MOVIE ON TV.
GEE, WE'RE GETTING
A WORSE PICTURE
THAN USUAL TODAY.
NO! NOT THE TV!
NOT MY PRECIOUS BLACK STRIPE
MATRIX 23-INCH TV!
WHY HE COULDN'T TAKE ODIE?
WHY HE'D HAVE TO TAKE
SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
>> YOU MISS THE BOX THAT EXISTS
TO ENTERTAIN, PUSSYCAT?
>> OKAY, GURU FACE.
I'M THROUGH BEING MR. NICE CAT.
WHERE'S MY GAME SHOWS?
>> CALM YOURSELF, OH, CAT.
I SHALL SERENADE YOU.
[ MUSIC ]
[ WHINES ]
>> IT COULD BE WORSE.
IT COULD BE ON CD.
HOLD ON, BOY.
>> YOU ARE NOT AT TRUE PEACE,
I CAN SEE.
PERHAPS YOU NEED
THE SERENITY OF SLEEP.
>> HMM, IT HAS BEEN ALMOST
THREE MINUTES SINCE MY LAST NAP.
THE GUY MAY HAVE A POINT.
I'M LATE FOR MY POST-LUNCHTIME
NAP TRADITIONALLY TAKEN
ON JON'S BED.
JOHN'S BEDROOM SEEMS TO HAVE
A SEVERE SHORTAGE OF BED.
>> I HAVE REPLACED HIS BED
OF SYNTHETIC FIBERS
WITH ONE OF STRAW.
IF ONE HAS TRUE PEACE
WITHIN ONE'S SELF,
ONE CAN SLEEP
THE SLEEP OF BABIES ON ANY--
>> [ SNORING ]
>> NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH PEACE.
THIS CREATURE CAN SLEEP ON
A BED OF STRAW.
I MUST OBSERVE THIS ANIMAL
AND HOW IT LIVES.
[ PANTING ]
>> YOU'RE NOT LEAVING,
MAHARISHI?
>> I MUST.
I HAVE STUDENTS WHO HAVE
TRAVELED TO VISIT ME.
>> BUT YOU WERE GOING
TO TEACH ME
HOW TO BE AT PEACE
AND BE SERENE.
>> YOU HAVE A MUCH BETTER
TEACHER HERE THAN I.
LISTEN TO THE FELINE ONE.
FAREWELL.
>> A MUCH BETTER TEACHER?
>> HE MEANS ME.
NOW, DO AS I TELL YOU.
START COOKING AND DON'T
STOP UNTIL AUGUST.
>> I GUESS HE MEANS
I SHOULD JUST LIVE MY LIFE
THE WAY I'VE BEEN LIVING
AND APPRECIATE THE WAY IT IS.
>> FOOD IN LARGE QUANTITIES,
AND GET THE TV BACK FIRST.
>> THINGS ARE A LOT MORE
PEACEFUL IN MY LIFE SINCE
I MET MAHARISHI HERE LAST WEEK.
>> THINGS ARE A LOT BETTER IN
MY LIFE SINCE WE GOT BACK
THE REFRIGERATOR AND THE STOVE
AND THE MICROWAVE.
>> LOOK, THERE HE IS!
BUT HE'S CHANGED.
>> HELLO.
I HAVE COME ALL THE WAY
FROM BOMBAY TO STUDY
WITH YOU MAHARISHI.
TELL ME, OH, WISE MAHARISHI,
WHAT IS THE SECRET
OF INNER PEACE?
>> DESSERT.
THEN SLEEP ALL DAY AND WATCH TV,
AND KICK SMALL PUPPIES
OFF TABLES.
THEN EAT SOME MORE.
YOU SHOULD TRY
SOME OF THIS LASAGNA.
*** THE LASAGNA
FROM MY HAND.
>> HEY, YOU CAN FIND PEACE
AND HAPPINESS IN LASAGNA
IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.