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Hello and welcome to this stand up 3d presentation...
... and this is NOT Art Atack but I will teach you how to see a 3d video...
... on Youtube, cause you have many options.
First you should have 3D glasses.
And you can make it with some transparent paper...
It should be red and blue. But Youtube gives you 3 kinds of options...
It can also be yellow and blue...
And it can be pink and green.
You just have to cut the paper and use old glasses like this one...
... or you can do a crap job like this, it doesnt matter.
You just have to tell Youtube wich kinda glasses you have. You point there... you see?
Just point there.
I have a tip for you. You dont need the transparent paper...
If you have... like an old CD case like this...
You can just paint it with a blue and red pen...
... or even blue and yellow, and pink and green...
Just tell Youtube. Remember to tell Youtube.
And you can also watch it WITHOUT the glasses.
Yes! Its not a joke.
You can see... in this link here, this its not a joke.
You have 3 options to see the video without the glasses.
The first one is the... I think... "cross-eyed" view.
You just point at... on Youtube... "cross-eyed"...
Your goal here... your right eye has to see the left image...
and you left eye has to see the right image...
And you have to cross the two in between.
You have 2 dots upside the video and you have to make it become 3.
Thats easy, isnt?
The other one is that old one... remember that 3d books?
You had to do like this to see?
Yeah... thats the paralell... I think its the "paralell" vision...
And you can get your laptop... your netbook or your Macbook air...
and do like this... until you see the 3 imagens become one, 3d.
The other one is my favorite one!
You have to buy a litle mirror like this!
It can be like a shaving mirror... I dont know.
You chose the "mirror" option on Youtube...
And you do like this...
Your right eye has to watch the right imagem...
and your left eye has to watch the imagem on the mirror.
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
Do I see a 3D image? (Yes, my queen, you are fairest of... I mean... yes. 3D).
Keep trying! And watch the video.
(This is the 3D part. Get your glasses or choose the right option above)
Hello and welcome to the first stand up video in 3d!
First, I wanna make sure you know that we will not be all crazy about 3d...
And we will not do cheap 3d tricks...
Oh, my God! The microphone... almost... a very expensive microphone!
Ok, this is my producer Mya. Mya, are we ok?
Thank you! First there is something very funny about 3D movies.
When you call someone... on a date, to go to a movie... and you go and put your best clothes...
And the girls doings a makeup and trying to disguise that pimple that appears...
And that glasses... there horrible! Those big glasses on your face...
And you know something?
One pair of glasses maybe make you look a litle more inteligent.
But two glasses, one on top of other... my god. You will look like a damm assh...
- 3D effetcs! 3D effetcs!
You want some? - Oh, no, no!
We alreayd have some 3 effects. Thank you.
This piece of ***?
Thats all we could... oh...
Well, and I dont understand this frenesi about 3D.
People like... "oh, I wanna have real emotions in movies in 3d"...
I will tell you something.
If youre looking for really really-nice-hard-emotions...
You should look for a 3some. Not a 3d.