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>> ACTION.
>> HI, I'M STEVEN COLBERT.
JAMES: JAMES CORDEN.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR PREMIERE TOO.
>> YOU'RE THE MENTALIST, RIGHT! >> ACTION!
>> HI, I'M STEPHEN COLBERT. JAMES: I'M JAMES CORDEN.
>> WE ARE TWO COOL DUDES READY TO TAKE COMEDY HEAD ON.
JAMES: HANG ON A MINUTE.
IT IS NOT MY HEAD.
IT IS NOT GOING TO GO.
IT WON'T. IT WON'T.
>> HI, I'M STEPHEN COLBERT. JAMES: I'M JAMES CORDEN.
IT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME.
IT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME.
I CAN'T TALK ANY FASTER.
WE HAVE TO PEDAL SLOWER.
BRING THE BIKE BACK.
>> I'LL GET THE BACK. >> COLBERT.
JAMES: CORDEN.
"THE LATE LATE SHOW." >> WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN THE
BACK? >> BECAUSE YOUR SHOW IS AFTER
MINE. >> HELLO, I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
JAMES: AND I'M JAMES CORDEN.
THIS IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. >> I'M SORRY.
I'LL WEAR PANTS NEXT TIME.
JAMES: ♪ ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO LATER ♪
>> ♪ I CAN DO ANYTHING JUST BEFORE YOU ♪
BOTH: YES YOU CAN YOU CAN.
JAMES: TWO CANS.
>> THREE CANS.
THREE CANS IS FUNNY.
ACTION. HI, I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
JAMES: I'M JAMES CORDEN.
THIS DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE I'M ON A BIKE, THOUGH.
>> THEY WILL ADD IT DIGITALLY.
STAND LIKE THIS.
SAY YOUR LINES. JAMES: ARE YOU SURE?
>> I'M POSITIVE.
>> COLBERT AND CORDEN.
JAMES: LIKE SIMON AND GARFUNKEL.
>> THELMA AND LOUISE. KIBBLES AND BITS.
YOUR MOTHER AND A PUNCH IN THE FACE.
>> YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN. THAT IS A REALLY GOOD LOOK FOR
YOU.
JAMES: REALLY?
>> THAT EYE PATCH IS REALLY SLIMMING.
JAMES: YOU WORRY WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
>> YOU FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT BUT YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE ONE.
>> HI, I'M EBB STEPHEN COLBERT. JAMES: I'M JAMES CORDEN.
>> WE'RE THE STARS OF "THE SWEATER BOYS."
>> HI, I'M STEVEN COLBERT.
JAMES: I'M JAMES CORDEN.
>> I HOST "THE LATE SHOW."
JAMES: AND I HOST "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
WE'RE ALWAYS IN TANDEM ON CBS.