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- WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED NEXT? WHAT'S NEXT?
- BEN, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU LISTENING?
- SORRY. - WHAT BEN MESSES UP,
WE COME BACK AND TRY TO FIX.
- I'M GONNA DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO
AS A MOM AND AS A LYLA.
- THE KIDS AREN'T THE PROBLEM.
IT'S YOU THAT'S THE PROBLEM. - [sighs]
- I GOT A CALL FROM APL.DE.AP FOR ANOTHER SHOW.
- WE GOT AN HOUR. - OKAY.
BUT ARE WE DOING A SOUND CHECK?
- NO.
[all singing]
- WE HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE RIGHT MOVES.
WE DO ONE WRONG THING, WE'RE DONE.
MY MIC WAS OFF THE ENTIRE TIME.
THAT MAKES ME LOOK EVEN DUMBER THAN I ALREADY DO.
- THIS IS WHERE I FEEL LIKE, BEN,
I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE. - THEN FIND SOMEBODY ELSE.
- YOU SAID WHAT NOW? - I'M NOT--I'M NOT--
- WRONG MOVE, BEN.
- [groans] NO.
all: ♪ WE GOT A LOVE THAT'S HERE ♪
♪ LOVE THAT'S HERE TO STAY ♪
- ♪ NEW DAY, NEW LIFE BEGINS ♪
♪ I'M WITH YOU TILL THE END ♪
all: ♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER ♪
- TIARA JUST ASKED HIM FOR A TIMELINE.
HE HAD NOTHING. - WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
BEFORE HE INTERRUPTED ME WAS, ALL I WANT TO KNOW, BEN,
IS WHEN I'M PERFORMING OR WHEN WE'RE IN REHEARSALS
AND WHEN WE'RE ONSTAGE AND WHEN WE'RE DOING
WHAT WE NEED TO DO AS ARTIST-ES...
both: ARTISTS. - ARTISTS.
OUR MANAGEMENT IS MAKING SURE
THAT WE HAVE OTHER THINGS SET UP RIGHT AFTER THAT.
THERE'S NO TIME TO BE LAZY.
AND THEN FOR HIM TO SAY, "THEN GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE"?
- HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
- HE WANTS TO CONTROL EVERYTHING,
BUT HE HAS NO PLAN.
HE'S PLAYING BY EAR EVERY SINGLE DAY.
"OH, I MIGHT HAVE THIS FOR YOU GUYS,
POSSIBLY HAVE THIS FOR YOU GUYS."
EVERYTHING WE SAID IS FACTS, ALL FACTS.
HE'S MAD AT THE FACTS, BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK BAD,
BECAUSE IT IS BAD.
HE HAS OUR CAREER IN HIS HANDS.
HE'S SOMEONE WHO THINKS WE'RE DISPOSABLE.
THAT'S WHAT HE JUST DID. HE JUST DISPOSED OF US.
"GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE."
FINE, WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
- AFTER ALL THIS BULL[bleep], WE NEED SOME RETAIL THERAPY.
- SERIOUSLY.
- DAMN, THERE ARE SO MANY--
- I NEED TO GET SOME-- SOME OUTFITS.
- I KNOW. - WE KNOW.
- HI, GIRLS. HOW ARE YOU? - HI!
- SO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY WITH SOME CLOTHES?
all: YES.
- OKAY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
- IS THIS GONNA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A LINEBACKER?
- YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE A LINEBACKER.
- I'M NOT REALLY FEELING THIS.
- I THINK I NEED THIS.
- I THINK I NEED THESE. - I THINK I NEED THAT.
- ARE YOU-- - NO.
I-I CAN'T EVEN MOVE IN THIS THING, I--
- WELL, GOOD.
- I FEEL LIKE MY BUTT'S GONNA COME OUT.
- THE MORE YOU CAN'T MOVE, THE HOTTER IT IS.
- ALL I GOT IS NECKS.
IS THIS ALL WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF ME?
- IT'S NOT THAT YOU DRESS SLUTTY.
IT'S THAT YOUR [bleep] JUST MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SLUTTY.
- LIKE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE SUCH A HOOCHIE."
- YOU COULD WEAR A TURTLENECK,
AND YOU'D STILL BE THE SLUTTIEST.
OH, LOOK AT HER IN HER [bleep] TURTLENECK--WHAT A ***.
- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
- YOU WOULD TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
- [laughs] - OOH, I'M THE SLUTTY ONE.
- WAIT, DO I HAVE THIS SHIRT ON BACKWARDS?
- TIARA? TIARA.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE WEARING A CROSS
THAT SHOWS YOUR NIPPLES. - I KNOW.
- I'M SURE JESUS WOULD BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT SHIRT.
- [laughs] - IS IT BACKWARDS?
- TIARA, I DON'T KNOW.
- OKAY. WHAT? - I SEE YOUR CRAB EYES.
[laughter]
- WELL, IT'S COLD HERE.
- JAIME HAS THE BEST ***... - THANKS.
- UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT BRA OFF.
[laughter]
- AT LEAST I CAN WEAR A BRA, TIARA.
AT LEAST I NEED TO-- - ♪ DO YOUR *** HANG LOW? ♪
♪ DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO? ♪ - OH, MY GOD.
- [groans] - [laughs]
- OH, NO. NO.
I'M OUT OF THIS. I'M OUT OF THIS.
I'M OUT OF THIS. I SEE YOUR TINY LITTLE--
WHOA, ALL YOU NEED IS A WHISTLE.
YOU LOOK LIKE A REFEREE. RRRRR!
- I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE LIKE-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DO NEED TO WEAR A G-STRING UNDERWEAR.
[both laugh] - ARE YOU IN GRANDMA ***?
- YES, I AM.
- SHE'S WEARING TUESDAY ON FRIDAY.
- OF COURSE.
- TOUCHDOWN!
- IT'S HARDER TO ANSWER WHO'S THE BEST DRESSED...
- IT'S ME. - 'CAUSE IT'S PRETTY EVEN HERE.
WHO'S THE WORST DRESSED, THOUGH?
- OH, GOD. I KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
- IT'S JAIME. - NO, IT'S NOT EVEN.
- YOU'RE CLEARLY THE WORST DRESSER.
- JAIME, YOU'RE WEARING-- - THAT HURTS.
- WHO PICKED THAT OUTFIT FOR YOU TODAY?
BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOU. - MY HEART IS HURTING RIGHT NOW.
- BUT, JAIME, IT'S TRUE, AND I MEAN THAT
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BLACK HEART.
- WE JUST HAVE DIFFERENT STYLES.
YEAH, THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BLACK HEART.
- WE HAVE DIFFERENT STYLES. YOU JUST DON'T HAVE ONE.
- OH, SHUT UP. - JAIME, YOU LOOK--
YOU LOOK GOOD. - THANK YOU, TAHITI.
- WAIT, I WANT TO TRY. [murmuring]
OH, YEAH, THEY'RE SO CUTE.
NEED 'EM. - HI, MEME.
- THANK YOU. OKAY. - [laughs]
- [screams] THERE'S A BUTTERFLY OR SOMETHING.
PRESLEY, PROTECT ME! PROTECT ME.
- IT'S COMING AFTER YOU. - AAH!
- LOOK WHO RAN OUT ON THE BILL. - I KNOW.
- SHE REALLY RAN OUT ON THE BILL.
- SHE RAN OUT ON THE BILL.
- DAMN. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, FINE.
- YES! - THANK YOU.
- YOU GUYS OWE ME.
- OKAY, LET'S GO PLAY.
- [screams]
OH. TAHITI!
I THINK THAT THIS WHOLE THING
WITH BEN AND US SEPARATING FROM HIM
COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED AT A BETTER TIME.
- PERFECT TIMING.
- NOW WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT FOR OURSELVES.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- WE HAVE TO, LIKE, CALL EVERYBODY
THAT ASSOCIATED US WITH BEN AND LET EVERYONE KNOW.
TELL THEM TO START CALLING US INSTEAD.
- OR START CALLING JAIME.
- MAYBE I SHOULD BE THE MANAGER.
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD, JAIME.
- YES, DO IT.
YOU KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE HERE IN L.A.
LOOK WHO YOU-- LOOK HOW YOU HELPED BRUNO.
- IT'S JUST SO FUNNY, LIKE, THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I WAS COMING HERE
TO PURSUE MY CAREER, BUT REALLY WHAT I WAS DOING
WAS HELPING BRUNO MAKE CONTACTS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- JAIME, HOW LONG DID BRUNO LIVE WITH YOU
AFTER HE MOVED OUT HERE?
- LONG ENOUGH FOR ME AND JESSE
TO GET IN FIGHTS ABOUT HIS AFRO HAIR
STUCK IN THE FRICKIN' BATHTUB DRAIN.
- THOSE CURLY... - EVERYWHERE.
THEY WERE EVERYWHERE.
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH DALLAS.
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN GET US IN TOUCH WITH HIM,
AND WE COULD SEE IF HE MIGHT STILL BE INTERESTED.
- IF WE GO BACK THERE, SWALLOW OUR PRIDE AND SAY,
"WE APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE."
- I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM INDIVIDUALLY, LIKE, TOO,
LIKE ON THE OTHER RECORD.
- WE DIDN'T WORK THROUGH ALL THAT A CAPPELLA.
- IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO SING SOLOS,
THEN THAT'S A PROBLEM.
- NOW WE'RE IN CONTROL. WE'RE THE LYLAS.
HERE'S A SONG WE WANT TO SING FOR YOU.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
- IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VIBE
NOW THAT BEN'S NOT THERE.
- THAT WAS TOTALLY NOT US. - IT WAS BEN.
- BEN PUPPET-ING US. ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.
OH, DANCE. OH, THEY'RE A GROUP.
OH, NO, SING TOGETHER. - OH, YOU WANT THEM TO SING?
STOP. - NO.
- THEY DON'T DO THAT. - NOPE.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT DAVEY?
WE LOVE DAVEY.
WE SIGNED WITH BEN MOSTLY BECAUSE
DAVEY WAS GONNA BE A PART OF IT.
- WE HAVE TO LET HIM KNOW
THAT THIS IS THE DECISION WE'RE MAKING.
IT'S NOT AGAINST HIM.
WE HOPE WE CAN STILL WORK WITH HIM.
- THERE'S NO WAY THAT WE CAN LOSE DAVEY.
- HE'S BEEN SO LOYAL TO US.
- FOR ME, HE'S A SECURITY BLANKET.
I FEEL LIKE I NEED HIM THERE.
- AW. - I KNOW.
POP THAT [bleep] OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, GIRL.
YOU GROWN. - WELL, I MEAN,
HE KNOWS US THE BEST,
AND HE KNOWS WHAT SOUNDS GOOD
ON EACH OF OUR VOICES.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE-- [all mimic whining]
SHUT UP.
- WHEN IS MOM COMING?
- I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HER.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF TOO, YOU GUYS?
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO?
WE NEED TO CALL SONJA. - WHO?
- THE ASTROLOGIST.
SHE CAN GIVE US SOME GUIDANCE,
SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT OUR STRENGTHS ARE AS A GROUP.
WE NEED THAT.
SERIOUSLY, WE KEEP SAYING WE SHOULD DO THAT,
AND WE NEVER DO IT.
- YOU KNOW, I USED TO CALL ASK CLEO ALL THE TIME.
- DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS?
- IT'S 24.99 A MINUTE, SO I HANG UP.
- FOR WHAT? "WHAT'S FOR DINNER, MISS CLEO?"
- JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN ONE MINUTE.
JUST TELL ME SOMETHING REALLY GOOD.
- YOU WOULD PAY $25 FOR ONE MINUTE OF--
- NO, I USED TO HANG UP AS SOON AS SHE'D SAY,
"IT'S ONLY GONNA BE 24.99 A MINUTE."
HELL, NO. - IS THAT HOW MUCH IT WAS?
- YOU'RE SO RATCHET!
YOU GOT ONE MINUTE FREE OF-- - I KNOW.
MM-HMM. - NOTHING.
- YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY-- [mimics phone clicking]
- YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY BROKE IN ONE MINUTE.
- I KNOW. - [laughs]
- I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE TO CALL RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA GO UP AND DO THAT.
I'M GONNA BE UPSTAIRS. - CHEERS TO THAT.
[knock at door]
- PRESLEY, I BET YOU CAN'T GET THE DOOR.
- BET YOU I CAN'T EITHER. - [laughs]
- JACK AND A BULL. WHOEVER WINS GOES.
WHOEVER LOSES GOES. - QUICKLY.
READY, GO. - JUST STAY THERE.
JUST RELAX. I'LL GET THE DOOR.
- THANK YOU, JAIM. both: THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU.
- WHO IS IT?
- GIRL SCOUT COOKIES? [laughter]
- OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE COOKIES.
YOU DON'T HAVE COOKIES? GET OUT.
- OH! - [laughs]
NO, COME IN. - HI.
both: MWAH. - HI, DAVEY.
- HI, DAVEY. - [giggles]
- OH, ARE WE GONNA KISS?
- SORRY, I'M A LITTLE BIT SWEATY, THAT HILL.
- WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUT?
- I WASN'T GONNA GET UP, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO...
[muttering]
OOH, DID YOU GUYS JUST MAKE OUT?
- I'M SWEATY. - THEY DID.
- I DON'T WANT TO GET Y'ALL TOO SWEATY.
SO YOU GUYS KNOW I KNOCKED, LIKE, FIVE TIMES.
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT HERE. - YEAH.
- YEAH, I CAME OUT HERE, AND THEY'RE JUST,
LIKE, SITTING HERE, LIKE-- - I'M ABOUT--I'M TAKING A NAP.
- JAIME, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD PERSON.
- WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE US ANY, YOU SELFISH--
- NOPE, YOU GUYS DIDN'T WANNA GET YOUR BUTTS UP TO--
both: YOU GUYS DIDN'T WANT TO GET YOUR BUTTS UP.
- SO I'M JUST GONNA NOT DO ANYTHING.
- MMM. - [groans]
- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW ABOUT--
I MEAN, KNOWING THE SITUATION?
- BEN HAS A SKILL SET,
AND HE'S DEFINITELY A SHARK.
YOU KNOW, I SAW THAT SKILL SET,
AND I WAS LIKE, HE'S GONNA--
YOU KNOW, I THINK HE COULD FIGHT FOR YOU GUYS.
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE CERTAIN MISSTEPS
AND CERTAIN OTHER THINGS.
I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK AS MUCH AS I COULD.
- LIKE, THIS IS SUCH A UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION,
YOU KNOW?
SEPARATING FROM BEN--
IT'S NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER.
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T WANT TO PUT US
IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION WITH YOU.
- I MEAN, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU STILL WANT TO WORK WITH US?
- YOU KNOW, IF ANYONE HAS BEEN WITH US FROM THE BEGINNING
AND WHO HAS BELIEVED IN US IN THE BEGINNING, IT'S YOU.
- WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE STILL INVOLVED,
EVEN IF IT'S NOT IN A MANAGER POSITION.
- I NEVER WANTED TO BE NECESSARILY THE MANAGER GUY.
I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS.
I LOVE YOU GUYS, AND--YEAH.
- YAY! - I-I'M...
- YAY. - NO, I MEAN I'M GONNA BE HERE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT HAT YOU GUYS WANT ME TO WEAR.
LIKE I SAID, I DON'T--
- THE LITTLE ONE WITH THE SPINNING FAN.
- A DUNCE CAP. - YEAH, A DUNCE CAP.
- YEAH, UM... - WE CAN MAKE ONE OF THOSE.
- TIME OUT.
- YOU JUST KNOW OUR VOICES THE BEST,
SO I'M GLAD THAT YOU STILL WANT TO BE WITH US.
- YEAH, OF COURSE. - WE GOT OUR POWER BACK.
- RELAX, SHE-MAN.
WE STILL HAVE TO MEET WITH OUR AGENT TOMORROW.
- HEY, JAIM. - YOU ALSO GOT YOUR B.O. BACK.
[laughter]
- SHUT UP.
- OH. - YOU'RE SO MEAN.
- COMING UP ON THE LYLAS...
THE MEETING WAS SO IMPORTANT YESTERDAY.
- I DON'T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU
THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GROUP
BECAUSE I [bleep] STARTED THIS [bleep].
- IT'S LIKE A BULL[bleep] SORRY.
- BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING HERE
WITH A BULL[bleep] FACE ON, TIARA.
- YOU DO THE TALKING. I'M JUST GONNA LOOK CUTE.
- PRESLEY. - SHUT UP.
- HI.
- HI. - HI.
WE'RE HERE TO SEE TROY BLAKELY.
- OKAY, ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
- TELL HIM IT'S THE LYLAS.
- HI, TROY. THE LYLAS ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
JUST GONNA BE ONE SECOND. - THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS JUST GONE THIS MORNING.
WHERE DID SHE REALLY GO? - I DON'T KNOW.
SHE WASN'T IN THE HOUSE. - THAT'S CRAZY.
SHE KNEW.
- I'M ASSUMING SHE WAS GONNA MEET US HERE.
- WE COULD KICK HER OUT OF THE GROUP.
SHE'S SMALL. PEOPLE WOULDN'T NOTICE.
- HI. both: HI.
- PRESLEY. NICE TO MEET YOU. - TROY'S ASSISTANT.
- TIARA, NICE TO MEET YOU. - RIGHT THIS WAY, GUYS.
CAN I GET YOU GUYS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WATER?
- NO, I'M-- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.
- MOJITO WOULD BE NICE. - PRESLEY.
- [laughs] RIGHT IN THERE.
- PRESLEY, SHE'S NOT A BARTENDER.
- OKAY. both: THANK YOU.
- CAN'T BELIEVE TAHITI'S NOT HERE.
AND WHAT DID JAIME HAVE TO DO TODAY?
NOTHING? - THE WATER PARK.
AND SHE WANTED ME TO CALL HER-- - OH, I FORGOT.
- CALL HER IN ON THIS MEETING.
I'M NOT GONNA TELL TROY,
"OH, JAIME COULDN'T BE HERE
BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO TO THE WATER PARK TODAY."
- SHE HAD TO.
- THAT'S BULL[bleep]. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT--
I'M NOT GONNA CALL HER.
I'LL JUST FILL HER IN ON WHAT THE MEETING WAS ABOUT.
THIS IS BAD. THERE'S ONLY TWO OF US.
- GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. TIARA, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
TIARA? - WHAT?
- GET OUT.
TIARA WAS GONNA USE A CAST-IRON PAN--
- I WASN'T GONNA USE THAT.
- WHERE'S JAIME? DID YOU TALK TO HER?
- OUCH, ITCHY. - TAHITI?
- WHAT? - YOU TALK TO HER LAST NIGHT?
- UH, YEAH. - AND?
- DID YOU GUYS TALK TO HER LAST NIGHT?
- WE HAD A MEETING WITH OUR AGENT YESTERDAY,
AND YOU AND JAIME BOTH DIDN'T SHOW UP. WHY?
- ME? - YES.
- I LEFT EARLY IN THE MORNING TO HANG OUT WITH MY KIDS.
- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW BEFORE.
- AND YOU GUYS ALREADY KNEW THAT ME AND JAIME
WEREN'T COMING TO THE MEETING.
- NO, I DIDN'T. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA COME.
- YES, YOU DID, I WANTED TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY--
ME AND JAIME SAID I WASN'T GOING
'CAUSE I ALREADY HAD PLANS WHAT I WAS GONNA DO WITH THE KIDS.
SO I'M NOT WRONG. - TO GO TO THE--
YOU PLANNED TO THE GROCERY STORE?
- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO.
- WHY? WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE IT, JAIM?
THE MEETING WAS SO IMPORTANT YESTERDAY.
- AND THEN YOU SAID YOU WERE FINE
WITH ME BEING ON THE PHONE, AND YOU DIDN'T CALL ME, TIARA.
- YOU WERE AT THE WATER PARK, JAIME.
SO WHY WOULD I CALL YOU AT THE WATER PARK?
- TIARA, I DIDN'T GO TO THE WATER PARK.
I ENDED UP NOT DOING THAT. - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT?
- BECAUSE I WAS WI-- IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I'M AT THE WATER PARK OR I'M WHEREVER.
I'M WITH MY SON.
- I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT LOOKED PROFESSIONAL OF US
TO CALL YOU WHILE YOU'RE AT THE WATER PARK.
- PEOPLE HAVE CONFERENCE CALLS ALL THE TIME, TIARA.
- I KNOW, BUT WE CANCELED THIS MEETING ON HIM THREE TIMES.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DISRESPECTFUL.
- OKAY, I SHOULD'VE TRIED MY BEST TO BE THERE.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU DIDN'T ADMIT
THAT YOU WERE WRONG TOO FOR NOT CALLING ME.
- SO EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MEETING,
I COULD JUST CALL YOU IN, AND YOU CAN JUST GO
AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT? - NO, THAT'S NOT
EVERY TIME, TIARA. - WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
SO I WASN'T GONNA MAKE THAT OKAY
SO THAT YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN--
WE'RE JUST GONNA DO THAT FOR YOU.
- OKAY, WHATEVER. IT--IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
THE FACT THAT I NEEDED ONE DAY WITH MY KID...
- YOU HAD LAST WEEK. YOU HAD LAST WEEK.
- SO THAT I COULD DO ALL THE LAUNDRY THAT I HAD TO DO
AND I COULD BE WITH MY KIDS
IS NONE OF YOUR FREAKIN' BUSINESS, TIARA, OKAY?
- I DON'T CARE-- - REALLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SO I DON'T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU
THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GROUP
BECAUSE I [bleep] STARTED THIS [bleep].
AND DON'T YOU START WITH THAT, OKAY?
- WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT US, JAIM?
PLEASE, TELL ME, WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT US?
- GOD, TIARA, WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
- BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT BUSINESS.
HOLD ON, THIS IS ABOUT--
- THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR A MEETING
THAT YOU SAID I COULD CALL INTO, AND YOU DIDN'T CALL ME,
WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT THAT?
I'LL GET REAL RIGHT NOW.
DON'T START WITH ME.
- GO AHEAD, M.A.M.A. EARTH, WHAT?
WHAT, SWEETHEART? MISS SWEET--MISS SWEET ANGEL?
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ATTACK ME WITH?
- YOU TAKE IT WAY TOO FAR,
AND YOU LIKE TO THROW LITTLE DAGGERS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA [bleep] TAKE IT ANYMORE.
- NOBODY--NOBODY THREW A DAGGER AT YOU, JAIME.
- YES, YOU DID, ALL YOUR LITTLE COMMENTS.
- WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... - IT'S RIDICULOUS.
- IS BY SAYING, "COME ON, M.A.M.A. EARTH.
COME ON, SWEETHEART, COME ON, M.A.M.A. EARTH," YOU'RE--
- YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. YOU SHOULD LOOK
IN THE MIRROR WHEN YOU SAY THAT.
FULL OF [bleep].
- THIS IS TOO [bleep] MUCH, TIARA.
- THIS IS REAL. SERIOUSLY. - THIS IS REAL.
- I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
I KNEW THIS [bleep] WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
- TAHITI, MY POINT IS... - I DON'T WANT TO TALK.
- IF WE WERE JUST BUSINESS PARTNERS,
AND YOU HAD A MEETING TO GO TO, YOU WOULD'VE SHOWED UP.
BUT BECAUSE WE'RE SISTERS, YOU THINK,
"WELL, THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.
THEY'LL JUST PICK UP THE SLACK FOR ME."
AND YOU WALK AWAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
- WAY TOO FAR.
- SHE KNOWS SHE'S WRONG, AND SHE CAN'T EVER HANDLE THAT.
- HER AND JAIME. [sighs]
- COME ON, LET'S FINISH THIS CONVERSATION.
- ALL RIGHT. [groans]
- WHEN WE TALK ABOUT BUSINESS,
IT CANNOT TURN INTO SOME NASTY SISTER FIGHT.
THIS IS A JOB JUST LIKE ANY OTHER JOB,
AND THE SINGING ISN'T ALL WE DO.
WE HAVE TO BE AT MEETINGS. WE HAVE TO BE AT EVENTS.
WE HAVE TO BE ON TIME FOR THINGS.
WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT,
AND THAT DOES CUT INTO OUR PERSONAL LIVES.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT. - ALL RIGHT.
- WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU GUYS WERE GONNA CALL ME--
- WAIT, JAIME. THAT'S NOT THE POINT, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- NO, THAT IS THE POINT 'CAUSE YOU WANT ME
TO ADMIT THAT I'M WRONG, BUT YOU'RE NOT ADMITTING
THAT YOU WERE WRONG. - NO.
- I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T [bleep] COME TO THE MEETING
BECAUSE I COULDN'T-- - YEAH, A BIG MEETING.
- I FEEL LIKE I MADE AN AGREEMENT WITH YOU GUYS,
AND NOW I'M GETTING, YOU KNOW-- - YOU DO, I GET YOU.
I-I REMEMBER--I KNOW I TALKED TO YOU ABOUT THAT.
MY ISSUE IS WHY YOU WEREN'T THERE.
- HE PROBABLY UNDERSTANDS. HE HAS KIDS HIMSELF.
YES, I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE, YOU GUYS.
- IT'S LIKE A BULL[bleep] SORRY.
- BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING HERE
WITH A BULL[bleep] FACE ON, TIARA.
- I'M NOT.
THIS IS OUR CAREER! - YOU ARE LIKE
THE MOST INSENSITIVE PERSON.
YOU'RE SITTING HERE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE THE CALM ONE.
- BECAUSE I AM BEING CALM, WHICH, RIGHT NOW--
- YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
ALL YOU DO IS *** ABOUT
HOW MEAN TIARA IS AND HOW SHE YELLS.
SHE'S TRYING. - YOU DO IT TOO.
YOU DO IT TOO. - DOING WHAT?
- NO MATTER WHAT, MY FAMILY IS GONNA BE FIRST
BEFORE THIS GROUP. - I GET IT.
YOU HAD TO TAKE 'EM TO THE WATER PARK, WHICH YOU NEVER DID.
AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OUR CAREER IS OVER.
YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE ANY [bleep] MONEY
TO TAKE 'EM TO THE WATER PARK.
- [cries]
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BENT OVER BACKWARDS
TO TRY TO MAKE THIS GROUP WORK
AND GET ACCUSED OF, LIKE, NOT CARING.
- I THINK THE REAL ISSUE WITH TIARA AND I,
WE HAVE TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES.
HER PERSONALITY IS SHE DOESN'T CARE,
AND SHE THINKS SHE'S HELPING YOU
BY TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
BUT SOMETIMES, YOU CAN SAY IT IN A NICER WAY.
AND SOMETIMES, YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY HAVE TO SAY IT.
- [crying]
I CAN'T SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM AT ME.
WHATEVER IT IS I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I'M A ***,
WHETHER I YELL AT THEM
OR WHETHER I SIT THERE AND I LISTEN.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ONE WORD COME OUT OF TAHITI
BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE WAS WRONG.
THE PROBLEM WITH JAIME IS THAT YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN
HOW SHE WAS WRONG, BECAUSE SHE DOE--
IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I'M BEING A ***.
BUT I WASN'T A ***. I WAS RIGHT.
I WAS A RIGHT ***.
[crying]
I CAN'T--I CAN'T HAVE THIS HAPPEN ANYMORE.
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
- WHEN IS SHE GOING TO REALIZE
THAT SHE HAS TO CHANGE HER WAYS?
- WE NEED MOM TO COME UP HERE.
- OH, GOD.
- SHE NEEDS TO BE HERE. - WHY?
- BECAUSE OTHERWISE, WE'RE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER.
WHICH REALLY SUCKS.
- TIARA!
- WE HAVE WAY BIGGER [bleep] TO DEAL WITH.
HER POINT ABOUT THE MEETING WAS HAD WE NOT BEEN SISTERS,
EVERYBODY WOULD'VE BEEN THERE
BECAUSE OTHERWISE, YOU'RE FIRED.
- JUST COME. - NO.
- YES. - NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
- OH, SHUT UP. - ALCOHOL DOESN'T SOLVE IT.
- ALCOHOL SOLVES EVERYTHING.
- I'M SICK. I'M SO SICK.
- HERE, THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
- SO AM I. - LET'S JUST STOP.
GO FORWARD, OKAY?
YES, I SHOULD'VE BEEN AT THE MEETING.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN AT THE MEETING, PRESLEY.
OKAY? - OKAY.
- I WANTED TO SPEND THE ONE DAY I HAD OFF WITH MY KIDS.
AND I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT, "I JUST NEED TO BE THERE
FOR WHATEVER HE HAD TO SAY."
I GOT IT, AND I'M SORRY.
- BUT YOU'RE APO-- WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,
"I'M SORRY, I WANTED TO SPEND
MY ONE DAY OFF WITH MY KIDS." - YES!
- WELL, UNDERSTAND THAT THIS JOB IS GOING TO BE EVERY DAY.
IT'S NOT-- WE DON'T GET A DAY OFF.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT. THIS JOB IS 24/7.
YOU'RE IN THE LIGHT, AND IT'S 24/7.
- WE HAVE TO BALANCE THINGS. - NO.
IF A MEETING COMES UP LAST-MINUTE, JUST BE THERE.
- RIGHT. - JUST BE THERE.
I SWEAR WE'RE GONNA GET IN THIS FIGHT AGAIN,
AND I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH.
LOOK, WE GOT INTO THIS
AND KNEW THAT THIS WAS GONNA BE AN ISSUE.
THIS IS WHY GIRL GROUPS BREAK UP.
BUT WE DID THIS BECAUSE WE'RE SISTERS,
AND WE CAN'T BREAK UP.
'CAUSE WE BREAK UP AS A GROUP BECAUSE OF A FIGHT,
HOW ARE WE GONNA DEAL WITH EACH OTHER AS SISTERS?
PLEASE, ALL WE'RE ASKING IS THAT WE ALL GIVE OUR ALL.
WE'RE ALL GIVING OUR ALL.
- WE DON'T FORGIVE EACH OTHER.
WE JUST DROP IT AND FORGET ABOUT IT.
- YEAH, BUT THEN IT'LL COME BACK UP.
- I FORGIVE YOU, TIARA. - OH, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ABOUT FORGIVING.
- YOU DON'T FORGIVE ME? - I DON'T NEED YOUR FORGIVENESS
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SISTER. - SEE?
- I JUST NEED YOU TO FORGET IT FOR THE MOMENT
SO THAT I CAN DO WHAT I DO.
- BUT THEN IT COMES BACK UP.
[laughter] - I KNOW.
- IT JUST ADDS UP.
- CHEERS TO YOU ***[bleep].
- CHEERS.
- COMING UP ON THE LYLAS...
- HELLO. - LOOK WHO'S HERE.
MEME'S HERE. - MWAH.
DON'T ALWAYS USE THE KIDS FOR AN EXCUSE.
- WE DON'T USE THE KIDS FOR AN EXCUSE.
- YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
- GUESS WHO'S WAITING FOR OUR PHONE CALL.
DALLAS. - MOM? OH.
- I KNOW. [laughter]
- REALLY? - YES.
- LOOK AT YOU, YOU JAIM-AGER.
- I KNOW, M.A.M.A. EARTH-AGER.
- OH, I JUST NEED MY PHONE.
- YOU NEED A THONG.
- I KNOW, DON'T SAY THAT. - GOD, JAIME, WHO WEARS--
- SHE WON'T WEAR A THONG,
AND SHE WON'T WEAR A STRAPLESS BRA.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?
WE SHOULD RAID HER *** DRAWER ONE DAY,
JUST GET RID OF ALL HER GRANDMA ***.
- ARE THESE TOO BIG? - I HEAR YOU GUYS.
- DON'T BE ***[bleep].
I WEAR COMFORTABLE UNDERWEAR, OKAY?
- COMFORTABLE EQUALS UGLY. COMFORTABLE ALWAYS EQUALS--
- I HAVE STUFF FOR CERTAIN TIMES OF THE MONTH,
AND THEN I HAVE SEXY STUFF.
- SOMETIMES YOU HAVE THE WHALE TAIL A LOT GOING ON.
LIKE, AS SOON AS YOU BEND OVER, YOUR *** ARE UP TO HERE.
[laughter] AND IT'S LIKE, "WHOA."
- WHALE.
- YOU HAVE TIME-OF-THE-MONTH ***
THAT YOU WEAR YEAR-ROUND.
- PRESLEY, YOU'RE THE SAME WAY.
PRESLEY DUG HER WEDGIE THE OTHER DAY,
AND HER WHOLE *** RIPPED.
- THEY WERE [bleep] UNDERWEAR. [laughter]
both: LITERALLY. - [laughs]
[line rings] - COME ON, PRES.
- HEY, DALLAS. IT'S THE LYLAS.
YOU GOT US ALL ON. all: HI, DALLAS.
- WE'RE GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
I KNOW. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT WHOLE MESS.
AND WE APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME
TO TAKE OUR PHONE CALL TODAY.
- YEAH, IT--IT--IT-- IT FELT VERY AWKWARD FOR US
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WE WERE--
WE WERE GONNA DO IT, BUT THEN, LIKE,
WE LOOKED OVER AT OUR MANAGER,
AND HE WAS, LIKE, SHUTTING IT DOWN.
- THAT'S WHY WE LEFT HIM. - WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
[laughter]
YEAH. - YES.
- PERFECT. - THAT SOUNDS GOOD, DALLAS.
both: THANK YOU. - THANKS, DALLAS.
- THANKS, DALLAS.
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD DAY. - THANK YOU.
- EVERYTHING IS PERFECT,
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON,
AND WE ARE WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
AND WHEN WE MEET WITH DALLAS NEXT WEEK, WE'RE--
WE'RE GONNA BE READY.
- AH, [bleep], MY TAIL.
- UH-OH, PRESLEY'S TAIL'S GOING OFF.
[overlapping chatter] [laughter]
- HI, KENTON. - HELLO.
- HOW CUTE ARE YOU? - AW, THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE A LITTLE OVERDRESSED RIGHT NOW, KENTON.
- OH, WOW. - I'M REALLY OILY.
- WE WERE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME RAYS.
- KENTON IS THE GUY THAT WE CALL
WHEN WE NEED SOMEONE AT THE LAST MINUTE
TO PUT TOGETHER HARMONIES.
- KENTON IS OUR POCKET A CAPPELLA BAND.
- HE JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE WHENEVER YOU NEED HIM.
- EVERY TIME WE NEED HIM, LIKE LAST-MINUTE SHOWS
OR WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, HE'S THERE.
- POOF. - COME ON.
WITH HIS LITTLE BOW TIE AND BRIEFCASE.
"WHAT DID YOU NEED?" [giggling]
- HEY, CAN YOU GO CHANGE? - WHY?
- 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GET ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL.
- EVERYBODY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR *** OUT.
- IT'S REALLY PRETTY, BUT I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.
- HE'S GOT, LIKE, A GOSPEL SINGER IN THAT LITTLE TINY BODY.
- I KNOW.
- THERE'S A BIG, OLD BLACK WOMAN
IN THAT TINY, LITTLE ASIAN MAN. - EXACTLY.
- CAN I SAY "BIG, OLD BLACK WOMAN"?
I CAN SAY "BIG, OLD BLACK WOMAN," RIGHT?
I'M PUERTO RICAN. [bleep] IT.
- YOU DON'T LOOK PUERTO RICAN, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK JAPANESE. YOU LOOK JEWISH.
- DO I LOOK JAPANESE?
- WAIT, WHY DO I LOOK JEWISH?
- [laughs] - WE ARE JEWISH.
HELLO? - I KNOW, BUT WHY DO I LOOK IT?
- BECAUSE YOU JUST-- - SAY IT. JUST SAY IT.
- I DON'T NOSE. [laughter]
- JAIME MADE A JOKE.
JAIME MADE A JOKE. - I MADE A FUNNY.
I MADE A FUNNY. - JAIME MADE A JOKE.
- THREE, FOUR.
[all harmonizing]
- [sings] - [harmonizing]
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? [kid shouts in background]
- I NEED TO CHECK THE KIDS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - WAIT, WAIT.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
- BUT HE'S WORKING ON YOUR HIGH PART.
- I KNOW, HOLD ON. I GOTTA CHECK THEM.
- SHE WENT TO CHECK ON THE KIDS. - OH, OKAY.
- HURRY UP, TAHITI.
SORRY, KENTON.
- WAIT, LET ME WIPE YOUR MOUTH, YOU LITTLE MUNCHKIN.
- TAHITI, CAN YOU HEAR ME? - TAHITI, COME ON!
- SORRY. WAIT, THEY JUST WANT WATER.
- THIS IS EXACTLY WHY... - TAHITI?
- THE KIDS SHOULD'VE WAITED A LITTLE LONGER TO COME UP.
- OKAY, TIARA, I KNOW THAT ALREADY.
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. - SORRY.
- BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS. - I HAVE TO GIVE 'EM WATER.
HOLD ON.
I NEED TO GIVE THEM THE WATER. WAIT.
- HURRY UP, TAHITI.
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. - SORRY.
SORRY, KENTON. OKAY.
- OKAY. - I KNOW.
WE ONLY HAVE YOU FOR AN HOUR.
- IS THAT A PROBLEM THAT I JUST GAVE THEM WATER?
- IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IT'S JUST WE HAVE TO--WE HAVE TO STOP.
- [sighs] - GO. GO, GO, GO.
- YOU HAVE TO GET THEM WATER, BUT WE ALL--
- NOW WE'RE WASTING TIME, YOU GUYS, NOW WE'RE WASTING TIME.
- SERIOUSLY, NOW THIS IS LONGER--
THIS IS LONGER THAN THE WATER THAT I JUST GAVE THEM.
- LET'S TALK ABOUT IT LATER. - THAT'S THE PROBLEM
IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S TWO SECONDS FOR YOU, BUT THAT'S--
WE HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING.
- OKAY, WELL, NOW YOU'RE-- YOU'RE CONTINUING TO STOP.
- MOMMY.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- MOM'S GETTING HERE. - OH, GOD.
- I'M GONNA START CLEANING.
- I NEED MORE TAQUITO.
- OH, YOU DIDN'T COME TO HELP ME CLEAN?
- NO.
- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND GET ALL THE DISHES AROUND THE HOUSE?
- UM... - COME ON.
- SURE.
- I STRESS OUT BECAUSE MOM STRESSES OUT.
MOM'S GONNA SEE THE HOUSE MESSY,
AND YOU KNOW WHO IT'S GONNA FALL ON?
ME. SHE'S GONNA LOOK AT ME.
"TAHITI." - IT DOES FALL ON YOU, HUH?
- ALWAYS. - YEAH.
- EVERYONE USED TO CALL ME "CINDERELLA."
- YEAH, BUT THEN YOU LEFT
AND LEFT IT TO ME, YOU SELFISH.
- THAT'S SO SELFISH OF YOU
THAT YOU JUST PUT IT ALL IN TAHITI'S HANDS.
- NO, IT'S SO SELFISH THAT YOU GUYS DON'T DO ANYTHING.
- I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS FIGHT THIS ONE OUT.
- PRES!
PRES! - WHAT? I'M GETTING DISHES!
- WHY DO I STILL HEAR YOU?
- [laughs]
THERE'S A LOT OF DISHES IN THIS ROOM.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M TRYING.
MOM'S STILL GONNA COMPLAIN.
- HELLO. all: MOM!
- LOOK WHO'S HERE. - HELLO.
- MEME'S HERE. MEME'S HERE.
MEME IS HERE. - MY LITTLE ZYAH BOY.
MWAH.
- OH, I WENT AWAY.
YOU WENT AWAY, ZYAH BOY.
all: AW. - YOU KNOW WHAT, ZYAH BOY?
I LOOK AT THE MOON, AND I SAY,
"MOON, PLEASE TELL ZYAH I LOVE HIM AND MISS HIM,
AND TELL NYJAH I LOVE AND MISS HIM."
- DID YOU-- MOM, DID YOU TELL THE MOON
ABOUT YOUR FOUR DAUGHTERS?
[laughter] - NO, NO.
- SHE'S OVER US ALREADY.
- YOUR BABIES TOOK MY BABY'S SPOTLIGHT.
YOU SELFISH. [laughter]
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "MOM..."
- YOU WEREN'T GONNA BE THE BABY FOREVER.
- "YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I AM?" - YOU WANNA BET?
I WAS MILKING THAT AS LONG AS I COULD,
LITERALLY MILKING.
- OH, GOD, PRESLEY. - OH.
- HEY, THIS IS A NICE HOUSE. - GIVE HER A TOUR.
- OKAY, LET ME SEE YOU GUYS' ROOM.
YOUR ROOM BETTER BE CLEAN.
AND WHERE AM I STAYING? - YOU GET THE MASTER BEDROOM.
- THIS IS PRESLEY'S DOMAIN. - DON'T GO IN PRESLEY'S ROOM.
- OH. - OH, MY GOD.
PRESLEY, WHY IS IT A MESS?
- SANITIZATION.
- MY G--YOU KNOW, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
OKAY, LET'S SEE TIARA. THAT'S ALL I'M SCARED OF.
WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF STAIRS.
THAT'S A LOT OF GOOD WORKOUT. [chuckles]
[screams]
OH, MY GOD.
TIARA, LOCK THIS ROOM UP.
- [laughs] - OH, MY GOD.
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT.
OH, SHAME.
HOW CAYOU GUYS LIVE LIKE THIS?
- I DON'T LIVE LIKE THIS, MOM.
I CLEANED THIS ENTIRE HOUSE BEFORE YOU EVEN GOT HERE.
- OH, MY GOODNESS. - I GOTTA SHOW YOU THE POOL.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA LIKE. - WHERE AM I GONNA START?
WHERE AM I GONNA START?
SO WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH BEN?
TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
- WE'VE ALWAYS HAD TRUST ISSUES WITH BEN.
AND HE LEFT. - HE FIRED HIMSELF.
- WELL, WE--YEAH. - HE QUIT.
- SO HE'S OUT.
LET'S NOT WASTE TIME ANYMORE WITH HIM.
- THAT'S WHAT WE JUST GOT THROUGH TALKING ABOUT,
TAKING CONTROL OF OUR LIVES AND OUR CAREER.
DALLAS AUSTIN IS GIVING US A SECOND CHANCE
TO COME AND MEET HIM.
- GOOD, THEN TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW...
- ARE MY KIDS OKAY? - OKAY?
- AND BY THE WAY, I'M TAKING THE KIDS BACK HOME WITH ME.
- NO. - [laughs]
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
- DON'T START OFF THE FIRST HOUR LIKE THAT, MOM.
- NO, I HAVE TO. - JUST GIVE HER--OKAY.
BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
SHE'S GONNA FIGHT YOU ON IT.
- YOU GUYS SIGNED UP FOR THIS, RIGHT?
YOU CANNOT BRING ANYBODY ELSE DOWN WITH YOU
BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HERE?
- I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU AND TAHITI.
DON'T ALWAYS USE THE KIDS FOR AN EXCUSE.
- WE DON'T USE THE KIDS FOR AN EXCUSE.
- BUT HEAR-- BUT HEAR IT FROM A MOM,
BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT FROM ME AND PRESLEY WHO AREN'T MOMS,
SO YOU DON'T LISTEN TO IT.
- AND YOU TWO DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER
BECAUSE YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE NO KIDS.
- BUT I DO-- - BUT ALSO, IT'S HARD.
SO YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SYMPATHETIC ABOUT IT.
THE WORDS YOU CHOOSE, IT AIN'T GONNA HELP
IF YOU DO IT THAT WAY, TIARA.
- MY MOM'S DEFINITELY AWARE OF EVERYTHING
THAT GOES ON BETWEEN US
BECAUSE SHE'LL HEAR IT FROM ALL SIDES.
SHE'S ABLE TO SORT OF WATCH OVER ALL OF US,
AND SHE SORT OF, LIKE, MANEUVERS THINGS TO MAKE SURE
THAT THEY--THEY-- THEY WORK.
- EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU'RE RIGHT,
THERE'S A WAY OF SAYING IT BETTER
SO THAT THEY CAN UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
BUT IF YOU'RE SO STERN AND ALL, YOU KNOW,
WANT TO BE HEARD ALL THE TIME,
YOU GOT TO LISTEN TOO, OKAY?
- MM-HMM.
- ALL OF YOU, LISTEN TO EACH OTHER.
AND, TAHITI... - WHAT?
- YOU NEED TO FOCUS. - I AM FOCUSING.
- AND YOU HAVE LITTLE KIDS OVER HERE.
AND ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE TIME WITHOUT THE KIDS.
- I DID HAVE A LITTLE TIME.
- NO, IT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME. - YOU JUST WANT THEM.
- AREN'T YOU LUCKY THAT I'M HERE?
- YES, I KNOW I AM LUCKY.
- AND THEY'RE IN A SAFE PLACE? - YES, MOM, OKAY.
I KNOW. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE THEM.
MIGHT. STOP. LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE.
OH, SHE'S GONNA FIGHT ME ABOUT THE KIDS.
- YOU KNEW THAT'S WHAT--YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY SHE CAME UP HERE.
IT'S NOT TO VISIT US. - SHE CAME UP HERE TO GET THEM.
- SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE.
SHE'LL CALL ME AND BE LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
THE KIDS THERE?" [laughter]
- THOSE ARE HER BABIES. SHE'S MOLDING THEM.
SHE NEEDS TO MOLD THEM.
- IT'S GONNA BE A FIGHT.
- DO YOU WANT TO GO SWIMMING? - DID YOU BRING A BATHING SUIT?
DID YOU BRING YOUR BATHING SUIT?
- NO, I HAVE TO BORROW YOU GUYS' BATHING SUIT.
- OH, GOD.
- I WANT THE G-STRING THAT GOES ALL THE WAY LIKE THIS.
- EW.
- LIKE BORAT? OW, I JUST CRACKED--
- OKAY, LET'S GO.
- COMING UP ON THE LYLAS...
- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM BEFORE?
NOW THEY'RE WORSE.
- I KNOW IT CAN GET TOUGH SOMETIMES.
- OKAY.
- OH, I HATE THAT I'M SAYING THIS.
- HERE, READ THIS RIGHT HERE.
- T-T-T-TODAY. - OH, JEEZ.
- GO. - VERMI--I KNOW THAT WORD.
"VERMA-SILLY." [laughter]
- OH, VERMA, YOU SO SILLY. - "VERMA-SILLY."
- OKAY, WHAT IS THIS ONE? - "CANE-LONI."
- IT'S CANNOLI. - OH.
[laughter] - NO, IT'S CANNELLONI.
- YEAH, CANNELLONI. - YEAH, YOU'RE BOTH STUPID.
STUPIDS ON THIS SIDE. STUPIDS ON THIS SIDE.
UGLY ON THAT SIDE. [laughter]
- YOU DON'T HAVE TAHITI-ISMS. YOU HAVE, LIKE, DUMB.
JUST DUMB. YOU'RE JUST DUMB.
- NO. - JUST SAY THE DUMBEST [bleep].
- REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO NEW YORK?
AND TAHITI WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE EIFFEL TOWER?
- YES. - I THOUGHT WE WERE IN FRANCE.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T. - YES, I DID.
- YOU THOUGHT THE EIFFEL TOWER WAS IN NEW YORK.
- NO. NO, I DIDN'T.
- YES, YOU DID, AND YOU'RE LUCKY.
- WAITER. - THAT'S HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU.
- HEY, PRESLEY. COME HERE.
- OKAY, HOLD ON.
- CAN YOU HELP ME, PLEASE?
LOOK WHAT I GOT. SOME FLOWERS.
I WANT YOU TO HELP ME SO THAT EVERY TIME
YOU LOOK AT THE PLANTS, YOU THINK OF ME.
- OKAY.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
- THE ONLY WAY MY MOM CAN TALK TO ME
IS IF SHE TRIES TO GET ME TO DO SOMETHING.
LIKE, I DON'T THINK WE COULD EVER JUST SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A TALK.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
SHE HAS TO TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING FIRST
AND THEN EASE HER WAY INTO A TALK.
- HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING WITH YOUR SISTERS?
- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM BEFORE?
NOW THEY'RE WORSE. - LISTEN.
I KNOW IT CAN GET TOUGH SOMETIMES,
BUT IT'S BEST TO TALK IT OUT.
- THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING THEM.
THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
THEY JUST SCREAM AT EACH OTHER,
AND THEN IT DOESN'T GET SOLVED.
- WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING,
YOU BE STRONG ENOUGH TO TELL SOMEONE.
I WANT YOU TO BE THE MEDIATOR.
- THE GENTLE SOUL?
- OKAY, SO, PRESLEY, PLEASE DON'T FORGET WHAT I--
WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. - I LISTENED.
- OKAY. PLANT THAT.
- WHAT DO I DO?
IT'S ALREADY IN DIRT. - FIRST YOU DIG THE HOLE.
- IT'S MY FIRST PLANT. - AW.
WHEN I COME BACK, I WANT TO SEE THIS
WITH LOTS OF FLOWERS.
SIX FOR MY SIX KIDS. - I WANT TO BE THAT ONE.
- ERIC, JAIME, TIARA, TAHITI, BRUNO...
- BRUNO'S THE SMALL ONE.
- [speaks foreign language]
- TAHITI'S THE HALF-DEAD ONE.
- PRESLEY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE BABY,
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY,
BUT I-I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I-I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GROWTH IN YOU NOW.
- THANKS. - I'M PROUD OF YOU.
YOU KNOW? - I'M TRYING.
- SOMETIMES EVEN MORE SO THAN THE OTHER GIRLS.
SO JUST BE FIRM.
GO WITH YOUR HEART, ALL RIGHT? - ALL RIGHT.
- SO GO GET ME ANOTHER BUCKET.
- I'M GONNA BE FIRM.
NO. - WAIT, WAIT.
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.
BOY, YOU LEARN FAST.
- HUMPH. - [laughs]
OH, MY GOD.
MY KIDS ARE GROWING UP.
- I HAVE A MEETING RIGHT NOW.
EVERYBODY PUTS YOUR BUTTS RIGHT HERE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX.
- SEVEN, EIGHT. - OKAY.
EVERYBODY FOCUS. PAY ATTENTION.
- [laughs] - LOOK AT ME.
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO MEME'S FOR A LITTLE BIT?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- ARE YOU GONNA MISS ME? - YEAH.
- BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN.
WHAT YOU GONNA DO AT MEME'S HOUSE?
- I'M GONNA--
- TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO AT MEME'S HOUSE.
- I'M GONNA JUMP ON MY BED.
- YOU'RE GONNA JUMP ON YOUR BED?
- YEAH. - IN YOUR BOAT ROOM?
- YEAH. - ARE YOU GONNA SWIM
IN THE JAMU-- THE--WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
A JACUZZI?
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE GONNA SWIM ALL NIGHT AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT?
- NOT IN THE MA-CUZZI.
J-JACUZZI.
- OH, HANDS IN.
AND ON THREE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?
- ONE, TWO, THREE, NO CRYING. - HAWAII?
YES, NO CRYING, OKAY? ONE--
all: TWO, THREE. NO CRYING!
- [laughs] OKAY. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FUN IN HAWAII? - YEAH.
- OKAY, POUND IT. BLOW IT UP.
PSH.
- THIS WAY. - OH.
- THIS WAY. - THIS WAY?
GO GET MEME.
I DON'T WANT MY MOM TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT.
I JUST-- MAYBE INSIDE OF ME
JUST DIDN'T WANT HER TO WIN.
BUT IN ORDER FOR ME TO ACCOMPLISH
WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO,
I DO NEED TO FOCUS 100%,
AND I CAN'T WHEN THEY'RE AROUND.
AND WHEN I SEE THEM WITH MY MOM,
I KNOW THEY'RE OKAY IN HAWAII.
SO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT
AND FOCUS ON MY SISTERS AND OUR GROUP
AND ALLOW THEM TO HAVE FUN WITH MY MOM.
- MY ZYAH BOY. YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
LOOK AT YOU. COME ON.
- TELL MEME COME.
- I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
SAY, "SHE'S COMING." - SHE'S COMING.
- "SO CHILL OUT."
- NYJAH, COME DOWN HERE. - "SO CHILL OUT."
- CHILL OUT! - [laughs]
- LET'S TELL MEME OUR SECRET. [kids shouting]
- MOMMY, CHILL OUT. - YOU WANT THIS?
- BOOM. [laughs]
[indistinct chatter]
- ALL RIGHT. - [murmuring]
- SO, MOM...
[laughter]
OH, I HATE THAT I'M SAYING THIS,
BUT IN ORDER FOR ME
TO GET WHAT WE NEED TO DO,
YOU KNOW, IN ORDER, I THINK THE KIDS
NEED TO COME HOME FOR A LITTLE BIT.
- YES. [both laugh]
- I NEED THEM TO-- - WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU KNOW, IT'LL GIVE YOU TIME TO FOCUS.
- IT'S JUST I CAN'T-- I CAN'T RUIN THIS.
- YOU CAN'T. AND YOU KNOW I'M HERE.
- BUT I WANT THEM BACK.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE HAVING THEM.
I JUST NEED TO GET THIS--
- BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN HAVE THEM BACK.
I HAD MINE ALREADY.
I'M FINISHED, BUT I JUST WANT YOU
TO REALIZE THAT I'M ABLE TO WATCH THEM.
IT'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO JUST FOCUS AND DO IT QUICKLY,
AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR THEM.
- I KNOW. - OKAY?
THEY'LL BE YOURS FOREVER. - I KNOW.
- LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
I'M STILL HERE. YOU GUYS STILL HERE.
I STILL SPEND MONEY. [both laugh]
OKAY?
AND DON'T EVER THINK YOU'RE NOT A GOOD MOM
'CAUSE YOU ARE. - YEAH, I'M THE BEST MOM.
- COMING UP ON THE LYLAS...
- THE MORE I START OPENING UP TO THIS,
PEOPLE'S ANCESTORS COME THROUGH.
HER DAD IS GONE.
HE IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR MOM.
- YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TO GET READY
'CAUSE SONJA'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN
'CAUSE SHE CAN DO YOUR ASTROLOGY CHART.
- I ONLY BELIEVE MY HOROSCOPE IF I LIKE IT.
OTHERWISE, I'M LIKE, "THIS IS BULL[bleep],"
LIKE, "WHO BELIEVES IN THIS KIND OF STUFF?"
BUT IF IT SAYS, LIKE, "YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH
AND HAVE A GREAT BOYFRIEND--" - OH, MY GOD.
- "OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO TRUE."
- I AM! I AM GOING TO. I'M A LIBRA.
- "YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY SKINNY BY NEXT WEEK."
OH, MY GOD, YES. I BELIEVE THIS.
[knock at door]
- HELLO? - HELLO?
- HI. - HOO-WHEE!
- OH, YOU ARE A STRONG WOMAN KNOCKING LIKE THAT.
- I KNOW YOU GUYS ALREADY. - AW.
- HI, SWEETIE. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GROWING UP WITH MOM, LIKE, SHE'S PSYCHIC, YOU KNOW?
AND I--SO I REALLY SAW FIRSTHAND
THAT SOME PEOPLE CAN HAVE THAT GIFT.
- I KNOW, SHE KNEW MY BOYFRIEND WAS GONNA CHEAT ON ME
BEFORE HE CHEATED ON ME. - MM-HMM.
- SHE DID. ME TOO.
- I THINK SHE'S THE ONE CHEATING ON THEM WITH US.
"YOUR BOYFRIEND'S GONNA CHEAT ON YOU.
WITH ME." [laughter]
- ASTROLOGY IS A UNIVERSE
FULL OF INFORMATION.
MY PURPOSE HERE TODAY IS ABOUT HELPING Y'ALL
TO RELATE AND SEE EACH OTHER.
WE'LL START WITH JAIME, THE SAGITTARIUS.
VERY FUN-LOVING, VERY OPTIMISTIC.
EVERYTHING IS A POSSIBILITY.
BUT ON TOP OF THAT, SHE'S QUICK TO ANGER.
YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO BALANCE THAT OUT
AND FIND A HAPPY SPACE.
TIARA, WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT YOU
IS YOU'RE THE AIR.
YOU HAVE SUN SIGN, LIBRA,
SO YOU ARE THE NATURAL-BORN MEDIATOR,
BUT HOW YOU LOVE IS EXTREMELY CRITICAL.
- YOU NAILED THAT ONE.
- YOU PICK THE SITUATION APART
FROM THE DETAILS TO THE BIGGER PICTURE.
SOMETIMES, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT ARE NOT READY FOR THAT.
- I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS A LEO IN LIBRA'S CLOTHING.
- WHAT'S A LIBRA?
- LIBRA IS HER SIGN. - IT'S WHAT I AM.
- OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANIMAL.
- BUT SHE WANTS TO BE A LEO. - [sighs]
- WHAT KIND OF CLOTHING-- [laughter]
- DOES--IS SHE WEARING, LIKE, SHORTS?
- WHAT WAS I? - DO YOU LIKE CROP TOPS?
- WHAT ARE YOU? YOU'RE A GEMINI.
- WITH WHAT? - WITH CHEETAH.
- [gasps] I'M A GEMINI-WEARING CHEETAH.
[purrs] - STOP.
- NEVER MIND. - I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
I HAVE A HEADACHE.
- TAHITI.
- YOU'RE SMILING, SO HOPEFULLY, THAT'S--
- WELL, WHY I'M SMILING IS BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD.
[laughter]
- WHEN I WALKED IN THE DOOR, I WAS LIKE,
"OH, SHE'S THE LEO."
- I THOUGHT I'M A GEMINI.
- YOU ARE A GEMINI,
BUT YOU HAVE A LEO RISING AND A LEO MOON.
LEO IS RULED BY THE SUN,
SO LEO HAS BIG EGO THINKING, "I'M THE SUN, PEOPLE."
THAT'S HOW YOU WALK IN THE-- IN THE ROOM.
IT'S LIKE-- - WELL, HEY.
- "HEY, PAY ATTENTION."
YOU HAVE TO ALLOW OTHER PEOPLE TO SHINE AT THE SAME TIME.
NOW, YOU'RE THE LEO. - MM-HMM.
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU TWO:
HER RISING SIGN IS QUITE DIFFERENT
THAN YOUR RISING SIGN
'CAUSE YOU HAVE A SCORPIO RISING.
THE SCORPIO ALLOWED YOU TO SIT BACK AND OBSERVE.
- RIGHT. THAT'S SO WEIRD.
- BUT, BABY-DOLL, YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
- I DIDN'T KNOW I'M, LIKE, NINE DIFFERENT SIGNS.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I WAS A LEO, AND THEN YOU CALL THAT A DAY.
BUT I'M, LIKE, A LEO, A SCORPIO, A AQUARIUS.
AND THEN THEY HAD A KID, AND THEN--
- YOU HAVE, LIKE, 12 HOUSES. - BUT I'M ALSO A PISCES.
YEAH, LIKE, I JUST WANT ONE HOUSE.
I DON'T WANT 12 HOUSES. I JUST WANT ONE.
NOT THAT BIG OF A HOUSE.
JUST A SMALL, TINY HOUSE, YOU KNOW?
- PISCES, PIT BULL. - MAYBE A DOG, WHATEVER.
- SO I NEGLECTED TO SAY
THAT ALONG WITH ME BEING A LITTLE BIT WISE
IN WHAT IT IS THAT I SEE,
THE MORE I START OPENING UP TO THIS PROCESS,
THE MORE PEOPLE'S ANCESTORS COME THROUGH.
I NEVER MET YOUR MOM, BUT HER DAD IS GONE,
AND HE IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR MOM.
THIS IS THE CONCERN.
I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT LIKE I HEAR IT.
SHE NEEDS TO RELAX. - TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.
- SHE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF
AND NOT WORRY ABOUT THE TRIBE SO MUCH.
OKAY? - YEAH, SHE DOES.
SHE WORRIES ABOUT ALL OF HER CHILDREN.
- THE THING ABOUT IT IS, IT'S LIKE SHE'S RUNNING ON FUMES.
SHE HAS SO MUCH ENERGY, AND I FEEL LIKE
SHE RUNS ON FUMES,
LIKE SHE DOESN'T HAVE GAS ANYMORE.
I'M SAYING SHE NEEDS TO PULL BACK.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
I'M NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY,
BUT DON'T EXPECT SO MUCH FROM HER
BECAUSE SHE'S SO WILLING TO GIVE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN?
- MM-HMM. - YES.
- WE'VE HAD SO MUCH TIME TO THINK
ABOUT THIS WHOLE DALLAS SITUATION.
I'M EXCITED. LIKE, I FEEL, LIKE, CONFIDENT.
- OH, I'M READY, I WANT TO GO IN THERE AND KICK ***.
I AM A SHOW MONKEY. WHAT YOU NEED?
- [laughs]
- UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH.
- HEY, GIRLS! PRESLEY?
- YES? - ARE YOU READY?
- I'M COMING!
- TIARA! TAHITI!
- OKAY, I'M COMING! - I'M COMING!
- I FEEL AS A GROUP THAT WE'RE MORE CONFIDENT,
AND WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT,
AND WE KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO GO IN THERE.
WE'RE GONNA RUN THE MEETING.
- THIS IS MY MEETING.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, OUR MEETING. - OUR MEETING.
- OUR MEETING. - SHH.
- LET ME TRY IT AGAIN. THIS IS OUR MEETING.
- YES. - THERE YOU GO.
- THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS PAINFUL FOR YOU TO SAY.
- I KNOW. - THIS IS--
OUR MEETING-- [retching]
- PRESLEY, MAKE SURE YOU LOCK THE DOOR.
- PSH.
- OOH!
[phone rings]
[ringing continues]
[dial tone]
- NEXT TIME ON THE LYLAS...
- MOM WOULD'VE WANTED US TO GO FORWARD WITH EVERYTHING, BUT--
- I KNOW YOU'RE IN PAIN.
LOSING HER IS A HUGE LOSS.
- THE TATTOO'S IN MEMORY OF HER.
LIKE, NOTHING MAKES IT MORE REAL.
- NOW WE HAVE AN ANGEL ABOVE US.
- I WANT TO QUIT, BUT I WANT TO DO THIS FOR HER TOO.
- NEVER HAS MY MOM TOLD ME THAT SHE'S PROUD OF ME
UP UNTIL THE LAST TIME I SEEN HER.
- HOW DO WE GET OVER THIS AND MOVE FORWARD, YOU KNOW?