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MAN NEVER DIVULGES
TO A MAN.
EVEN ONE AS SWEET AS YOU.
COUNTESS...
I'M DIVORCED.
MS VON VILLACH.
MARGUERITE.
MARGUERITE.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
IT RESTORES THE YOUTHFUL LUSTRE TO A WOMAN'S SKIN.
IT'S A RECIPE THAT'S BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR MANY, MANY YEARS,
AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY SKIN THAT IT WORKS WONDERS.
AH, YOUR SKIN IS BEAUTIFUL.
UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
ALWA
ES.
M TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY PRODUCT.
AN INFERCIAL.
EXACTLY.
THEY CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE.
BY THE TIME YOU BUDGET IN ON-AIR PERSONALITIES AND AIR TIME--
COME ON, KYLE, CUT THE BULL.
YOU ALREADY HAVE PEOPLE UNDER CONTRACT TO PRODUCE THE SHOW.
GOOD POINT, BUT THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING FOR CHANNEL 10
AND MYSELF IN THIS DEAL, OTHERWISE WHY BOTHER?
IF I'M GOING TO, UH, PRODUCE AND PROVIDE THE AIR TIME,
I'LL NEED, UH, A LITTLE MORE THAN 10%.
I'D SAY, UH, AW, WELL, LET'S SAY FOR YOU, UH, 45%.
AH, CHANNEL 7 ONLY WANTED 25.
HOW ABOUT 30%?
35.
DEAL.
DEAL.
[ PHONE RINGING ]
NEWSROOM.
OH, HI, MILLIE.
LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, MILLIE.
YEAH, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
WHEN'S THE NEW GUY STARTING?
NEWSROOM...OK, HOLD ON.
WHAT'S UP?
A GUY WITH A GUN IN THE DRUG MART ON BROADHURST AVENUE.
SEND DAN AND JAKE.
YEAH, OK, YEAH.
YEAH, HOLD ON, PLEASE.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, ANSWER.
HEY, THERE'S A GUY WITH A GUN IN THERE.
OH, YEAH, WHERE ARE THE COPS?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? JAKE!
EVERYBODY STAND BACK, GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR, NOW!
DID I JUST SEE YOUR SIDEKICK RUN IN?
HE COULDN'T WAIT.
HE'S NUTS.
GET AWAY, MOVE IT!
WHERE'S THE MORPHINE?
WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORPHINE.
DON'T LIE, MAN.
I'M NOT LYING.
HEY, WHO ARE YOU?
I'M JAKE ANTONELLI, CHANNEL 10.
PUT THE GUN DOWN.
JUST GIVE ME THE GUN, OK?
GET AWAY FROM HERE!
GO ON, JUST BACK UP!
JUST PUT THE GUN, DOWN, MAN.
PUT THE GUN DOWN AND NOBODY WILL HURT YOU, OK?
I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE COPS, MAN.
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.
A LOT TO LOSE, MAN.
COME I'M
OU.
THIS WILL ALL BE OVER.
COME ON.
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, YEAH.
HERE YOU GO.
THAT WAS THE SCENE TODAY AT THE BROADHURST DRUGSTORE,
WHEN CAMERAMAN JAKE ANTONELLI
SINGLE-HANDEDLY APPREHENDED THE GUNMAN.
WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?
HE GOT SOME GREAT FOOTAGE.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JAKE THESE DAYS?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU BETTER TALK TO HIM.
WHY ME?
BECAUSE IF I TALK TO HIM, I'M JUST GOING TO FIRE HIM.
FOUR LETTERS, AH, COCOA.
NO, THAT'S FIVE.
PORT.
ANY PORT IN A STORM.
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
VERY GOOD, VERY CLEVER.
SEE, YOU GOT TO GET INSIDE THE GUY'S HEAD.
BRUCE FOREMAN.
UH, SETH MILLER.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
I'VE GOT THE RESEARCH ON A DISK, BUT MY COMPUTER WON'T READ IT.
IT MUST BE SOME SORT OF WEIRD PROGRAM.
MAYBE THEY CAN SEND
A HARD COPY BY COURIER.
NO, IT'S TOO LATE. WE'RE SCREWED.
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU IN SO EARLY.
I THOUGHT I'D FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH THE OFFICE BEFORE STARTING.
ERIC MACFARLANE, OUR PRODUCER.
BRUCE FOREMAN, HE'S FILLING IN
TILL J.C. GETS BACK.
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. CALL ME MAC.
HEY, BRUCE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
SO FAR SO GOOD.
GREAT, JAKE, COULD I SEE
IN MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE?
UH, BRUCE, MAC WILL
SHOW YOU AROUND, OK?
YEAH, THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR DESK.
YOUR COMPUTER WILL ARRIVE PRETTY SOON.
UM, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST LET ME KNOW.
I GOT EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE.
HEY, WHAT FORMAT WAS THAT DISK?
HUH?
UH..
...
LET'S SEE. IT'S PROBABLY IN ASCII. I'LL FIX IT.
E?
I'LL TRY.
GREAT.
HI, I'M DAN WATSON.
BRUCE FOREMAN. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT YESTERDAY?
NOTHING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?
PEOPLE DON'T THROW THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF ARMED PEOPLE.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A LUNATIC.
EXCUSE ME. I GOT A GREAT STORY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.
YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
I GO OUT AND GET A FANTASTIC STORY
THAT NOBODY ELSE IN TOWN HAS, AND YOU'RE STILL COMPLAINING.
IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,
I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU.
I'VE WORKED FOR THIS STATION FOR OVER SEVEN YEARS,
AND NO ONE, BUT NO ONE WORKS HARDER THAN I DO.
I BUST MY HUMP FOR THIS STATION.
YOU WANT TO FIRE ME? GO AHEAD.
JAKE, JAKE, JAKE.
[ SIGHING ]
THAT WAS EFFECTIVE. SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH HIM.
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE.
THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON.
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HANDLE THIS.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
OH, NOTHING.
IT LOOKED PRETTY INTENSE TO ME.
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
JANE, HAVE YOU MET BRUCE FOREMAN?
OH, NO, I HAVEN'T. HI, I'M--
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, MISS OLIVER.
JANE.
I NEVER MISS OLIVER AND COMPANY.
THANK YOU.
MOST SHOWS ARE SENSATIONALIST OR SENTIMENTAL MUSH.
YOUR SHOW'S GOT HONESTY, REAL HEART.
STOP, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME BLUSH.
IT'S HIM, LOOK, IT'S HIM.
OH, MY GOD.
TONY LOCKWOOD, THE MOVIE STAR.
THAT'S HIM.
MARGE, JANE, HAVE YOU MET TONY LOCKWOOD?
AND YOU ARE...
BRUCE FOREMAN.
I'M SUBBING FOR MR. CALLAHAN.
HE'LL BE GIVING YOU YOUR ASSIGNMENTS. WHERE'S JAKE?
IN THE CREW LOUNGE WITH DAN.
OH.
SEND THEM BOTH INTO MIKE'S OFFICE.
LET'S MEET THE REST OF THE TROOPS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
OH, HE'S SO GORGEOUS.
OH, HO, HO.
OH, I'LL NEVER WASH THIS HAND.
TONY'S SHOOTING A MOVIE IN TOWN.
HE'S PREPARING FOR A ROLE IN WHICH HE PLAYS, UH,
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM?
OH, UH, YEAH, THE FILM.
IT'S CALLED ZOOM LENS.
I PLAY THIS HARD-LIVING CAMERAMAN ON THE EDGE.
YOU KNOW, MOST REPORTS I SEE ARE BORING.
THE OTHER NIGHT I SAW YOUR GUY ON TV
AND I SAID, HEY, THAT'S MY CHARACTER RIGHT THERE.
I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD FOLLOW
THIS GUY AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
HEY, TONY LOCKWOOD.
YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A BRAVE GUY.
TONY WANTS TO SPEND A FEW DAYS WITH YOU AND DAN.
HE'S PLAYING A CAMERAM IN A MOVIE.
YEAH, I'M DOING SOME RESEARCH,
AND BASICALLY YOU'RE THE MOST
FEARLESS GUY I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
THAT STORY WAS A FLUKE.
WE DON'T OFTEN COME FACE TO FACE WITH GUNS AS A RULE.
HEY, THIS IS DAN WATSON.
HE WORKS WITH JAKE.
DAN, HOW'S IT FEEL WORKING WITH A REAL LIVE HERO?
WELL, THANKS, MIKE.
COME ON, WE BETTER GET GOING.
HOW DID YOU GET THE GUY TO, TO GIVE UP THE GUN?
LIKE, WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?
FIREBORN 1, 2 AND 3--
I SAW THEM ALL.
AND SHADOWHAWK, OH, SHADOWHAWK.
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LAST TWO? THAT'S OK.
NOBODY ELSE DID EITHER EXCEPT FOR THE CRITICS,
AND FOR ONCE THEY ALL AGREED.
HEY, WOULD YOU TURN DOWN $5 MILLION FOR A FEW WEEKS WORK?
YOU GOT PAID THAT MUCH
FOR CASANOVA 2000?
HEY, IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS.
I HAD TO BE IN BED WITH JULIA ROBERTS AN ENTIRE WEEK.
TOUGH JOB.
SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO IT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
MAY I JOIN YOU?
PLEASE DO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
TONY LOCKWOOD, GOD, HE'S SO GREAT.
USED TO BE.
SEE HIS LAST TWO PICTURES? OOH, OOH.
IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF THEM.
DON'T WORRY. HE'LL BOUNCE BACK.
JUST WAIT FOR THE PERPETRATOR 3.
WORD ON THE STREET
SAYS IT'S A DISASTER.
HUH, YOU FOLLOW THE BUSINESS?
NO, NOT REALLY.
I'VE SEEN SOME OF YOUR FILMS.
GET OUT.
I HAVE. NOW, YOU GOT SOMETHING -- A CERTAIN HONESTY.
PEOPLE LOVE TO WATCH YOU.
NOW, YOU'RE LAYING IT
ON A BIT THICK, DON'T YOU THINK?
I GUESS IT'S NOT WORKING, HUH?
UH...
HEY, WHAT WAS THAT STUFF TODAY WITH JAKE AND ANNE?
I DON'T KNOW, I TRY TO STAY OUT OF THINGS LIKE THAT.
WAS IT ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S STORY?
I DON'T KNOW.
ARE THEY GOING TO FOLLOW IT UP?
I, I DON'T THINK SO.
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I ALWAYS DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
MAKES A GUY
NAH.
I SAW THE TAPE.
THE GUY LOOKS LIKE A DRUG ADDICT.
OH, YEAH, BUT THERE'S GOT
TO BE SOMETHING ELSE.
I MEAN, PEOPLE AREN'T BORN ADDICTS.
THAT IS INTERESTING.
WELL, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO IT.
YEAH, I WILL.
GOOD.
JANE, I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
ACTUALLY, IT'S A CHANCE FOR YOU
TO REALLY CASH IN ON YOUR POPULARITY.
HAT IS IT?
SOIE DES ANGES.
IT RESTORES THE YOUTHFUL LUSTRE TO ONE'S SKIN.
CHANNEL 10 IS DOING AN INFOMERCIAL.
YOU WANT ME TO PEDDLE
THIS STUFF ON TV?
WELL, THAT'S PUTTING IT CRUDELY.
I'D RATHER SAY PUTTING A HUMAN FACE ON THE PRODUCT.
HMM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT, KYLE.
METRO'S DECISION TO FURTHER LIMIT VEHICULAR TRAFFIC
HAS TOUCHED OFF AN ANGRY DEBATE. SOME--
DON'T PUSH, ONE AT A TIME.
COME ON, JAKE, LET'S DO A PICK-UP.
OK, WELL, WE'RE STILL ROLLING, GO AHEAD.
SOME FEEL IT WILL ADD
TO THE EXODUS OF SHOPPERS
FROM THE CITY CENTRE TO THE BURGEONING SUBURBAN
SHOPPING MALLS LIKE THE ONE BEHIND ME.
I'M DAN WATSON FOR CHANNEL 10 NEWS.
GOOD, GOT IT, WE GOT IT, YEAH.
WELL, I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO.
HEY, IT WAS GOOD FOR ME.
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF?
OK, DON'T PUSH, DON'T PUSH.
WE GOT TO GET OVER TO VIDEOWORLD -- THE POLICE
ARE CONFISCATING SOME TAPES.
THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT.
ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE. JUST FOR YOU.
A NICE, SAFE HOME.
IT'S
ING.
DAD'S AT THE OFFICE.
MOM'S VOLUNTEERING AT THE HOSPITAL.
THE KIDS ARE IN SCHOOL OR DAYCARE.
THE FRONT DOOR IS LOCKED, DEADBOLT...
MAYBE AN ALARM SYSTEM.
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
THIS HOUSE IS SAFE, RIGHT?
WRONG.
I CAN GET INTO THIS HOUSE IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES.
I KNOW, BECAUSE FOR 14 YEARS,
I WAS A PROFESSIONAL HOUSEBREAKER.
I MU
TAPE
IS INTENDED FOR PEOPLE IN THE SECURITY BUSINESS
AND LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES.
SECOND FLOORS ARE A GREAT WAY TO INFILTRATE A HOUSE.
THIS OFFERS YOU THE PRIVACY YOU NEED TO DO YOUR WORK.
GIVE IT A NICE LITTLE JIGGLE, SHE LIKES THAT.
POP THE LOCK...
...AND YOU'RE IN.
WHY DIDN'T THEY CONFISCATE THEM?
WHY? THERE'S NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT THESE VIDEOS.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU THAT THIS TAPE
TEACHES PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO
A HOME AND COMMIT A CRIME?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU COULD LEARN MORE ABOUT BREAKING
AND ENTERING FROM WATCHING SHADOWHAWK THERE.
WE'RE IN THE SAME BUSINESS -- ENTERTAINMENT.
DON'T YOU LOVE THE GLAMOUR?
WHAT IF SOMEONE RENTS THIS VIDEO AND THEN
GOES OUT AND COMMITS A BURGLARY?
DON'T YOU THINK YOU COULD BE CHARGED
WITH BEING AN ACCESSORY TO A CRIME?
THERE'S A DISCLAMER ON THE FRONT.
"THIS VIDEO IS FOR HOME USE ONLY."
TONY, WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND, SIGN A FEW TAPES,
MAYBE HELP OUT WITH THE SALES.
WHAT A SLEAZEBALL THAT GUY WAS.
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GET AWAY WITH
THAT IN THE GUISE OF ENTERTAINMENT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WHAT'S THAT?
LET'S GET A COPY AND SEE IF IT WORKS.
IF WHAT WORKS?
WELL, YOU KNOW, WE PICK A HOUSE,
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE VIDEO
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
THAT'S NUTS.
HMM, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
EVERYTHING. IT'S ILLEGAL.
SO?
LIGHTEN UP, WHY DON'T YOU?
WE CAN'T JUST BREAK INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
SURE WE COULD.
LOOK, WE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE VIDEO.
IF WE GET AWAY WITH IT,
WE PROVE THAT THIS VIDEO SHOULDN'T BE SOLD.
OR WE PROVE IT DOESN'T WORK.
I MEAN, EITHER WAY WE STOP
THE VIDEO FROM BEING SOLD.
HE'S RIGHT. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
WHAT DO WE TELL MIKE AND ANNE?
IF WE DO A GOOD PIECE,
THEY'LL AIR IT, PERIOD.
HEY, WE CAN HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
WE COULD TURN THIS INTO AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO FOR KIDS.
I MEAN, STARRING SHADOWHAWK.
WE'LL GET FIRED.
NO, NO, WE WON'T GET FIRED.
DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE?
NO.
DO YOU?
NO, I JUST SOLD IT.
YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
I GOT A HOUSE, MY AUNT'S HOUSE.
SHE'S GONE TO FLORIDA. I GOT THE KEYS.
SHE WANTS ME TO WATER HER PLANTS TWICE A WEEK.
THIS IS MY MAN.
YOU'RE AS CRAZY AS HE IS.
SHE'S HIS HUGE FAN.
IF SHE SEES THE VIDEO OF HIM IN HER KITCHEN, SHE'LL FREAK.
COME ON, LOOK.
YOU'LL BE A STAR.
EVERYBODY WILL SEE YOU WITH ME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
COME ON, TO THE THREE MUSKETEERS.
HERE IT COMES.
BRUCE, HOW YOU DOING? HAVE YOU GOT FOR US TODAY?
THERE'S A TRANSIT COMMISSION REPORT COMING OUT
THIS AFTERNOON ON CUTTING COSTS.
CAN'T THEY GET SOMETHING FROM THE FILES?
LISTEN, BRUCE, I NEED A FAVOUR.
I GOT A FEW THINGS I GOT TO DO TODAY.
CAN, UH, YOU COVER FOR ME?
WE'LL NEED THE REPORT FOR THE 6:00.
NO PROBLEM.
OK.
AH, GREAT.
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE NEW GUY.
LIS DAN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO T JUST SAY SO
REAKS E,
HE'LL GET AN EARFUL FROM MIKE.
AND HOW ARE YOU?
YOU WERE RIGHT.
GUESS WHO HOWIE BLICKER REALLY IS? HA, HA, NOBODY.
HE'S A 25-YEAR-OLD PRO HOCKEY PLAYER,
OR SHOULD I SAY HE WAS?
HEAS DRAFTED 87 OVERALL SEVEN YEARS AGO.
HE WAS IN THE MINORSIL LAST YEAR WHEN HE WAS DUMPED.
WHY WAS HE DUMPED?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT A TEAMMATE SAID HE WAS PRETTY GOOD.
DID YOU ASK ABOUT THE DRUGS?
YEAH, HE SAID NO, BUT THAT BLICKER COULD
NEVER SAY NO TO A PARTY.
AHA.
WHAT?
TALK TO HIS COACH. FIND OUT WHAT HE KNOWS.
WHY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK HOWIE DIDN'T BECOME A DRUGGIE
AFTER THEY KICKED OUT.
OH, IF THAT IS THE CASE, THIS COULD BE A T STORY.
I'LLK ENNELL, SEE WHAT HE SAYS.
CAN I GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE?
YOUR STORY IS STILL A LITTLE BIT UNFORMED.
TALK TO HIS COACH, MAYBE SOME OF THE PLAYERS,
WHILE HE WAS IN THE LEAGUE.
AND WE'LL GET YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU SELL YOUR STORY.
WHAT WAS TFOR?
x
I THINK THAT YOU'RE GOING Y GOO.
BUT, KYLE, I DON'T SEE WHY
I CAN' THIS ONE
BEE IT'SACE CREAM, FOR WOMEN.
BUT, KYLE, MEN USE FACE CREAM, TOO.
LOOK, I CAN'T AFFORD BOTH YOU AND JANE.
IT'S ALREADY GOING TO COST ME A FORTUNE FOR WAREHOUSING,
MANUFACTURING FACILITIES, OFFICES FOR RECEPTIONISTS--
HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING JANE?
WHY ARE YOU SO JEALOUS OF JANE?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SETH.
LOOK, WE WILL HAVE OTHER PRODUCTS.
I WANT TO DO THIS ONE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FINE.
THANKS, KYLE.
HI, BRUCE, HOW ARE YOU?
MR. COPELAND?
I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING VERSATION. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SKIN CREAM?
WELL, NOTHING, BUT I DO KNOW
ABOUT D-BASE, E-MAIL VOICE MAILS AND SYSTEMS.
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING SO,
OR COMPLICATED TO SET UP
A SYSTEM TO TAKE ORDERS FOR YOUR CREAM.
YOU NEED 1-800 NUMBER AND A COMPUTER TO TAKE THE CALLS.
OH, THAT'S MORE EXPENSIVE.
NO, I'VE GOT THE UTER.
REALLY?
I COULD SET IT UP FOR YOU IN 20 MINUTES.
DO YOU WANT ME TO?
ABSOLUTELY, GO AHEAD.
AND HAVE THE PHONE LINE INSTALLED.
I'LL DO IT. I GOT TO GO.
IFIC.
HEY, THANK Y
H...BRUCE
THIS'LL LOOK GREAT ON CAMERA.
IT'S TOO BAD WE COULDN'T GET THAT GUN
THAT FIRES A ROPE WITH A SUCON TIP.
YOU HOOK ON THE PULLEY AND YOU SLIDE ALONG THE CABLE.
HEY, DOESN'T SETH USE ONE OF THOSE TO GET ON THE SET?
WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU'RE HAVING SECONDS THOUGHTS?
NO, NO, I'M READY.
OK, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS, OOH.
HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?
DO YOU THINK WE'LL NEED THIS?
HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD, I JUST SPOKE TO HOWIE BLICKER'S ROOMMATE
EN HE WAS IN THE B-CIRCUIT.
HE SAID THAT BLICKER WAS ON STEROIDS.
REALLY?
HE SAID THAT BLICKER USED TO GET VERY MOODY.
HE DRANK, BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH.
WHEN HE SIGNED WITH THE PROS, HE HAD THE MONEY
TO PLAY AROUND WITH COKE AND PERCS.
THAT'S WHY HE GOT DITCHED FROM THE TEAM.
I DOUBT IT.
NOW, HE GOT DITCHED
BECAUSE HE WASN'T PRODUCING.
SO YOU FIGURE THAT THE PRO COACHES KNEW
..
AND THEN WHEN HE STOPPED PRODUCING,
THAT'S WHEN HE GOT DUMPED.
THAT'S MY GUESS.
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG.
KEEP DIGGING... AND KEEP ME POSTED.
OK.
HEY, MIKE, GOT A MINUTE?
YEAH, SURE.
WHAT'S THAT?
THAT IS WHAT'S GOING TO SAVE THE NEWS DEPARTMENT.
HOW'S THAT?
I'M DOING AN INFOMERCIAL FOR SOIE DES ANGES.
THAT'S HOW I'M GOING TO GET THE NEWS DEPARTMENT
OUT OF THE RED AND, HOPEFU
ADD MORE BUCKS TO OUR NEWS BUDGET.
BUT WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME?
I'M USING JANE AND SETH.
YOU WANT TO USE OUR ANCHORS
TO GO ON AIR HAWKING USELESS PRODUCTS AT INFLATED PRICES
FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T NEED THEM?
DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE, MIKE.
LOOK, ALL LOCAL STATIONS LOSE MONE THEIR NEWS DIVISION.
THEY RUN PROGRAMS LIKE THIS TO, TO THES.
TO CANM
LOOK LIKE USED CAR SALESMEN, WHAT CAN I SAY?
HEY, HEY, I KNOW THIS IS GOOFY,
BUT THIS IS A LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY.
THIS STATION IS IMPORTANT TO ME, MIKE.
THIS IS MY FAMILY.
AND I'LL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO PULL IT OUT OF THE RED.
AND
, DAN.
SO DAMN SANCTIMONI
KLUTZ.
HA, HA, HA.
MMM, I LIKE THAT.
OH, JULIET, WHERE ART THOU, MY JULIE
I AMST HERE, OH, ROME
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
HI, I'M JULIET.
THESE ARE THE FRIENDS OF MINE.
DAN AND JAKE, REAL LIVE NEWSPEOPLE --
THE
PLAY.
EET YOU.
JAKE, DAN, DAN, JAKE.
I'M JAKE, HOW YOU DOING?
YOU DO ALL THE WARDROBE HERE?
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SHE'S ABSOLUTELY THE BEST. TO HER LATER.
VEICE.
THAT'S
PULL OUT AN OUTFIT FOR ME.
I'M GOING TO PLAY SHADOWHAWK AGAIN.
YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TRY BATMAN?
THE GROSSES WERE BETTER.
NO, ARU SERIOUS? SHADOWHAWK?
YEAH, RIGHT NOW.
FOLLOW ME, BIG BOY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
SEE YO
DOYO
W!
WE SHOULD WAIT L IT'S DARK.
NO, NOT ACCORDING TO THE VIDEO.
MOST PEOPLE ARE AWAY DURING THE DAYTIME.
DAYTIME'S THE BEST TIME TO HIT.
WE KNOW JAKE'S AUNT IS AIN FLORIDA.
SHE WON'T BE BACK FOR HER WEEK.
IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT.
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE MUCH.
MAYBST A LITTLE.
YEAH.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULDN'T PARK SO CLOSE HOUSE.
DENTIFIED.
OK.
WHATP?
I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD HAVE PASSED
SOIN YOU BEFORE I DID IT.
IT ALL DEPENDS.
WELL, I WAS THINKING -- YOU KNOW H BLICKER,
THE GUY AT THE DRUGSTORE?
WELL, MY TAKE ON THIS GUY IS
HE'S AN EX-HOCKEY PLAYER,
HE WAS INTO DRUGS, AND HIS COACHES KNEW ABOUT IT.
A GOOD STORY.
PUT DAN ON IT.
I SENT HIM TO THE TRANSIT COMMISSION.
THEY GOT A NEW REPORT COMING OUT.
GIVE IT TO DAN WHEN HE GETS BACK.
WELL, I ALREADY GOT KELLY G SOME DIGGING FOR ME.
SHABO BLOW IT FOR YOU.
I'VE ALREADY GOT HER ON IT.
I'D HATE TO PULL HER OFF.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, IF YOU INSIST.
IF SHE GETS OVER HER HEAD, PULL HER.
I'LL DO THAT.
BRUCE.
IT'S GOOD WORK.
THANKS.
OK, LET'S DO IT.
WAIT, I WANT TO SEE THE VIDEOTAPE AGAIN.
WE'VE SEEN IT FIVE TIMES ALREADY.
THE HOUSE IN THE VIDEOTAPE HAS GOT A DECK ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
WE COULD HAVE USED A GRAPPLING HOOK.
THIS ONE DOESN'T.
IT'S NOT THE SAME.
I WANT TO DO IT RIGHT.
[ TAPE ]: THE GARAGE DOOR IS THE WEAKEST LINK
IN THE C OF HOME DEFENCE.
AND IT'S ALWTHME KCHANISM'S ALWAYS IN THE SAME PLACE
ONE THING'S FOR SURE, A BURGLAR DOESN'T WANT
TO STAND AROUND IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN PLAIN VIEW.
THERE'S ANOTHER METHOD THAT N'T MARK UP ENTRANCE.
JUST POP IT OFF.
ONCE THE LOCKING MECHANISM HAS BEEN REMOVED,
THE DOOR CAN BE OPENED WITH A SIMPLE SCREWDRIVER.
THAT WASN'T TOO TOUGH.
IF A BURGLAR HAS MANAGED TOAL
YOUR PURSE OR YOUR WALLET,
HE HAS A CHANCE OF DISARMING YOUR SYSTEM.
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
E COPS ARE THE ENEMY.
WE'RE BURGLARS.
LOOK, IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS THING,
WE GOT TO GET INTO THE PART, MAN.
OTHERWISE,.
[ TAPE ]: WHOOPS, WRONG GUESS.
MAKE IT TO THE FUSE BOX.
AND NOW, STRAIGHT FOR THE BEDROOM,
WHERE 95% OF PEOPLE KEEP THEIR MOST IMPORTANT VALUABLES.
GOT YOU.
OK.
ALL RIGHT, ALL WE NEED IS FOR SOMEONE TO YELL "ACTION".
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
TAKE ONE.
ANY TIME, C.B.
THE TAPE SAYS THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD REMEMBER WHEN
TO L
RS--
GOOD THING HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY LINES TO REMEMBER.
ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
I HOPE THE NEIGHBOURS DON'T THINK THIS IS TOO WEIRD.
OK, TAKE TWO.
READY, AND ACTION.
THE TAPE SAYS YOU SHOULD REMEMBER
WHEN APPROACHING A HOUSE TO LOOK AROUND TO MAKE SURE
THERE AREN'T ANY NEIGHBOURS SPYING ON YOU.
NOBODY SAID CUT.
CUT!
HOW'S IT GOING?
GREAT, THIS IS A GREAT MACHINE.
WHO SHOULD I THANK FOR THIS?
MAC, HE ORGANIZED EVERYTHING. WHERE'S J.C.'S TYPEWRITER?
OH, I HOPE HE DOESN'T MIND, I SENT IT TO BE TUNED.
IT'S PRETTY HARD TO FIND A PLACE
THAT'LL STILL DO THAT THESE DAYS.
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE SURPRISE. THINK HE'LL MIND?
NO, I DON'T THINK HE'LL MIND.
I THINK IT'S SWEET.
DAN BACK FROM THE TRANSIT COMMISSION?
NO, YOU NEED HIM -- I'LL CALL.
NO, NO, NO HURRY.
HEY, HOW'D IT GO?
UM, FINE.
DID ANY OF HIS
COACHES TALK TO YOU?
HOW ABOUT THE ROOMMATE?
OH, I SPOKE TO, UM, A JOEY...JOEY MAZZA.
THEY ROOMED TOGETHER WHEN HE PLAYED FOR THUNDER BAY.
HE SAID THAT HOWIE BLICKER DID DO STEROIDS.
HE ALSO SAID THE TRAINER SPOKE
TO BLICKER ABOUT IT, AND BLICKER TOLD HIM
TO MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS.
IF HE WAS SCORING GOALS, NO ONE MINDED.
HIS COACH KNEW ABOUT THE PILLS?
NO, HE WON'T TALK TO ME.
YOU TAKE KIM DOWN THERE, TRY TO GET SOMETHING FOR THE 6:00.
BRUCE, GREAT WORK.
LISTEN, IF DAN CALLS,
TELL HIM TO CALL MY OFFICE.
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?
HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THIS?
I HAD NO CHOICE.
THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
I HAD TO TELL THEM -- THEY'RE IMPRESSED.
YEAH?
YOU BETTER GO IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOMETHING FOR THE 6:00.
RIGHT.
THE EASIEST WAY TO ENTER A HOME IS THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LEAVING WINDOWS OPEN
OR FORGETTING TO LOCK THEIR DOORS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR BURGLAR IS CHECKING THE WINDOWS FIRST.
THE TAPE SAYS BURGLARS WOULD RATHER NOT WASTE TIME
BREAKING THROUGH A DOOR OR WINDOW.
THE PREFERRED PATH BY THE BURGLAR INTO YOUR HOME
ARE THE BASEMENT WINDOWS.
THERE ARE NO BASEMENT WINDOWS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR BURGLAR IS HAVING A FEW PROBLEMS.
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
OH, NO, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP.
CHECK THE GARAGE, CHECK THE GARAGE.
SHUT THE DOOR.
THE DOOR'S JAMMED.
WE'RE LOCKED IN.
WE MAY BE LOCKED IN, BUT WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE.
CAN WE GET BACK ON TRACK, TONY,
THE BURGLARY, ACCORDING TO THE VIDEO.
IT'S LOCKED.
BUT A GOOD BURGLAR IS ALWAYS READY TO IMPROVISE.
WHAT?
THIS ISN'T THE VIDEO.
IT'S THE ONE IN THE V
LAR
IT'S A S
B.
LOOK, THESE OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
THE GETT
FOR LOCK
IS T WAY
THAT
.
NO, IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO, HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT TRANSIT COMMISSION REPORT
READY FOR THE 6:00.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
I'LL CALL HIM.
THANKS.
[ PHONE RINGING ]
IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE 45 SECONDS.
I GOT IT.
AND LABORATORIES AROUND THE WORLD, I GOT IT THIS T
IT'S MORE FANTASTIC BREAKTHROUGHS,
WITH YOUR HOSTS JANE OLIVER AND SETH MILLER.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JANE, ARE YOU AS EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEEK'S SHOW AS I AM?
OH, I CERTAINLY AM, SETH.
ONE OF THE JOYS OF DOING A SHOW LIKE THIS IS THAT
WE GET TO MEET THE MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE
WHO TAKE US TO THE CUTTING EDGE, REALLY,
OF THE WORLD'S MOST IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENTS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU KNOW, THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS BEEN,
WELL, IT'S BEEN MARKED BY PEOPLE -- MEN AND WOMEN --
WHO HAVE MADE FANTASTIC BREAKTHROUGHS.
WHY, THERE WAS THE DISCOVERY OF FIRE,
THE INVENTION OF THE WHEEL,
POLIO VACCINE, THE COMPUTER AND NOW
A SKIN CREAM THAT ACTUALLY REVERSES THE AGING PROCESS.
THAT'S RIGHT, SETH.
NOBODY LIKES TO SEE WRINKLES,
WHETHER THEY'RE ON YOUR FAVOURITE SLACKS
OR THE BACK OF YOUR HANDS OR YOUR NECK OR YOUR FACE.
AND WE HAVE WITH US TONIGHT THE INVENTOR OF THIS
FANTASTIC BREAKTHROUGH IN SKIN-CARE TECHNOLOGY,
THE COUNTESS MARGUERITE ROSE VON VILLACH.
WELCOME, COUNTESS.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.
COUNTESS, I KNOW IT'S USUALLY CONSIDERED RUDE TO ASK A LADY
HER AGE, BUT IN THIS CASE, I HAVE TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
CAN YOU TELL OUR AUDIENCE HOW OLD YOU ARE.
CERTAINLY, SETH.
I'M 68 YEARS OLD.
OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
UH, COUNTESS, COULD YOU TELL US,
EXACTLY HOW DOES YOUR CREAM WORK?
WELL, IT IS A SECRET FORMULA, OF COURSE, JANE.
A VERY SECRET INGREDIENT THAT HAS BEEN
IN THE VON VILLACH FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.
THE VON VILLACHES HAVE ALWAYS HAD VERY YOUTHFUL SKIN.
IN FACT, WE LIKE TO SAY THAT
NO VON VILLACH WOMAN HAS EVER DIED ALONE.
[ LAUGHING ]
I USED THIS INGREDIENT AS THE BASIS FOR THIS BREAKTHROUGH IN
CELLULAR BIOLOGY THAT NATURALLY REVERSES THE AGING PROCESS
USING ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS FROM NATURE.
THAT IS FANTASTIC.
TELL ME, COUNTESS, DOES THIS CREAM ALSO WORK ON MEN?
OH, MY, YES.
MANY OF MY CUSTOMERS ARE MEN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT?
OH, NO, NO, I, WELL, WELL...
IT'S NOW 56 MINUTES LATER, AND WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE DOOR.
OBVIOUSLY, THE METHOD DESCRIBED IN THE VIDEO
IS FOR THE ADVANCED BURGLAR.
WHY DON'T WE USE MY KEYS?
NO, NO, I CAN FEEL IT.
I THINK HERE IT COMES...
AND OBVIOUSLY, WE LEFT A FEW SCRATCHES ON THE DOOR.
NO, NO.
IT GOES OFF IN 20 SECONDS.
WE DO IT BY THE BOOK.
THE VIDEO SUGGESTS PEOPLE USE FAVOURITE NUMBERS,
SO OUR BURGLAR'S ENTERING THE ADDRESS.
OTHERS USE THEIR BIRTHDAYS...
WE'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS.
HAT'S GOOD -- UNT'S BIRTHDAY?
TRY 1-0-0-
2-4-
[ ALARM RINGING ]
HERE, I KNOW THE SECURITY CODE.
WE GO THROUGH THE FUSE BOX.
IN THE CLOSET?
NO, NO.
[ PHONE RINGING ]
IT'S THE SECURITY COMPANY.
GET THE PHONE.
TELL THEM IT'S A FALSE ALARM.
HELLO?
YEAH, HI, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
HI, I'M JAKE ANTONELLI, IT'S MY AUNT'S PLACE.
I JUST CAME IN TO WATER THE PLANTS.
NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
UH, WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S THE NUMBER?
UH, UH, 4-6-1-1-7-6.
4-6-1-1-7-6.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S ALMOST SET.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
TIGHT.
I CAN FEEL IT TIGHTENING,
REALLY, IT'S A PULLING, ACTUALLY.
A LITTLE BIT ITCHY.
JUST 15 MORE MINUTES.
COUNTESS, COULD YOU, UH--
AND THAT IS THE ANTI-AGING PROCESS AT WORK, YOU SEE,
TIGHTENING THE SKIN, NO MORE SAGS AND BAGS.
AND WITH REPEATED APPLICATIONS,
YOU'LL SOON BE RELIVING YOUR YOUTH FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY.
UH, IT'S KIND OF HARD.
SHOULD IT BE THAT HARD?
WE MUST TRAP THE MOISTURE, YOU SEE.
WE RE-USE OUR OWN BODY'S NATURAL MOISTURES.
VERY NATURAL.
VERY IMPORTANT.
JANE, COULD YOU UNDO MY COLLAR.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S REALLY TIGHT.
IT MUST BE WORKING.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WE CAN'T LEAVE EMPTY-HANDED.
NOT AFTER ALL THIS.
LOOK, GUYS, LET'S JUST GET
BACK TO THE STATION, OK?
WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED WHAT WE SET OUT.
[ KNOCKING ]
OH, GREAT.
DON'T SHOOT ME.
THE POLICE ARE COMING.
HE CALLED THE COPS, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
EASY, SIR, WE'RE NOT BURGLARS.
THIS IS MY AUNT'S HOUSE.
THAT'S DAN W CHANNEL
SEE
?
THAT'S TONY LOCKWOOD.
SHADOWHAWK, THE FAMOUS JEWEL
THEIF FROM SOUTHERN FRANCE.
I'M NEW IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. I DON'T KNOW EVERYBODY.
I'M TONY LOCKWOOD, THE ACTOR.
I ONLY PLAY SHADOWHAWK, YOU KNOW.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU -- YOU KNOW,
SHADOWHAWK!
OH, JEEZ.
TONY? TONY, ARE YOU OK?
OH, MY LEG.
DAMN.
OK.
OH!
TAKE IT EASY.
YOU OK?
HERE COMES THE COPS.
DON'T MOVE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
OH.
YES, SIR.
WHY'D THEY GET ARRESTED BREAKING INTO A WEST-END HOME?
JAKE SAID HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING PERSONAL.
THE REPORT'SER, SO I THOUGHT IT'D BE OK.
EASE OFF, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.
YOU'RE THE PRODUCER -- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE ON TOP OF THIS.
THEY DON'T REPORT TO ME.
I'M SURE IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
OUR STAFF SHOULDN'T BE ARRESTED.
HAVE THEY BEEN CHARGED?
NO, AND THEY WON'T BE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THEY BROKE INTO ANTONELLI'S
AUNT'S HOUSE AND TRASHED IT.
THEY TRASHED HIS AUNT'S HOUSE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE POLICE HAVE CONTACTED HER.
SHE WON'T BE PRESSING ANY CHARGES.
WHAT WERE THEY DOING?
THEY SAID IT WAS FOR A STORY.
SOME "HOW TO COMMIT A CRIME" VIDEO.
I DIDN'T GET ALL THE DETAILS.
YOU TWO, MY OFFICE.
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING?
KE,
IT JUST
HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
I TH
LEG.
WE DON'T KNOW.
NOW HIS STUDIO'S THINKING OF SUING US.
I ME
IS?
WELL, IT WAS KIND OF ALL OF US.
NO, NO, IT WAS MY FAULT.
USE MY AUNT'S HOUSE.
BOUT?
YOUR FAULT?
IS THIS BE A HERO WEEK?
YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THE BLAME.
WHAT -- "BE A HERO WEEK."
LET'S HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHO'S THE BIGGER IDIOT.
WHILE WE'RE DECIDING WHO THE BIGGER IDIOT IS,
WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN
YOU DISCOVERED BLICKER WAS TAKING DRUGS?
I WENT TO THE COACH.
HE TOLD ME TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS.
I WENT TO THE TEAM OWNER.
I TOLD HIM WHAT WAS GOING ON.
WHAT DID THE OWNER DO?
HE FIRED ME.
SAID I W A TEAM PLAYER.
ANTASTIC.
YEAH
DIFFERENTLY
Y?
AND THE OWNERS KNEW ABOUT
AM?
.
.
I KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW IT.
YOU AND BUY YOU DINNER.
BRATE.
WHY NOT?
MY PROBLEM IS VERY SIMPLE.
I HAVE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
THAT STARTS SHOOTING IN FOUR DAYS.
BUT IF MY STAR ISN'T READY ON THE FIRST DAY
OF PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY, I STAND TO LOSE MILLIONS.
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, GUYS.
YOU CAME TO US WITH THIS.
CHANNEL 10 GAVE MR. LO PERMISSION TO ACCOMPANY
TWO OF OUR CREW MEMBERS ON THEIR ASSIGNMENTS.
LOCKWOOD SUSTAINED INJURIES ON HIS OWN.
CHANNEL 10 DID NOT ASSIGN MR. LOCKWOOD TO THE HOUSE
WHERE HE RECEIVED HIS INJURIES -- YOU HAVE NO CASE.
AS FAR AS MR. LOCKWOOD'S CONCERNED,
HE WAS WORKING ON ASSIGNMENT FOR YOUR STATION.
HE WAS, AFTER ALL, IN THEOMPANY OF TWO
OF YOUR EMPLOYEES, AND IF CHANNEL 10 DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
OFFICIALLY AWARE OF THE SITUATION,
WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY IRRELEVANT.
THIS WHOLE THING WAS YOUR IDEA.
ARE YOU SAYING YOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT ON THE AIR
IF THEY HAD PULLED IT OFF?
LET'S NOT DEAL IN HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS, SHALL WE?
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF THIS.
YOU PAY OR WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
GOOD DAY, FELLAS, SORRY WE'RE A LITTLE LATE.
TONY, WE'RE JUST ABOUT DONE HERE.
OH, GOOD, BECAUSE WE HAD SOMETHING WE WANT TO SHOW YOU.
JAKE, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
I DON'T-- I ONLY PLAY SHADOWHAWK.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
YOU KNOW, SHADOWHAWK, YAY!
OH.
MR. COPELAND, I WOULD LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE FOR ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS
THAT MIGHT HAVE OCCURRED.
AND THAT YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR ANY OF MY ACCIDENTS.
WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY IMAGE, MY ACTION PERSONA.
I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT MILLIONS OF FANS ARE PAYING FOR.
REAL LIVE HEROES LIKE SHADOWHAWK AND FIREBORN.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS COULD DO TO MY IMAGE?
TO HAVE PEOPLE SEE ME DRESSED UP
AS SHADOWHAWK AND FALLING ON MY ***?
AND SCING IN AGONY?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS COULD DO TO YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING
SHADOWHAWK 2, 3 AND 4 OFF THE GROUND?
MR. COPELAND, I'M SORRY.
IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN TOTALLY MISINFORMED.
IT APPEARS THAT MY STAR
ISN'T AS BADLY HURT AS I THOUGHT,
AND IT WON'T AFFECT THE SCHEDULE.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S VERY GOOD.
I'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES WE MAY HAVE CAUSED.
I, UH, I WANT TO THANK YOU, JAKE.
FOR WHAT?
SHOWING ME WHAT BEING A CAMERAMAN IS ALL ABOUT.
LOOK, I HOPE I DIDN'T GET YOU GUYS
IN TOO MUCH TROUBLE, THANKS.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO SOMEBODY,
LIKE COPELAND, OR FENNELL?
NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THEY'LL GET OVER IT.
BUT, LISTEN, I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT ALWAYS THIS EXCITING.
I MEAN, BEING A CAMERAMAN CAN BE PRETTY BORING.
OH, COME ON, YOU LOVE IT.
LOOK, ANYWAYS, I LEARNED A LOT
BY BEING WITH YOU AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
THANKS.
I HOPE I DO A GOOD JOB PLAYING A CAMERAMAN.
I HOPE YOU'LL LIKE IT.
I HOPE I LIKE IT TOO.
I'LL BE WATCHING.
COME AND VISIT ME AT THE SET.
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU, YOU KNOW.
COME.
HR
LIKE HOWIE BLICKER,
WHO WAS DRAFTED INTO THE MAJOR LEAGUES, END UP BEING ARRESTED
FOR ARMED ROBBERY WHILE STILL IN HIS PRIME?
THAT'S WHAT WE SET OUT TO FIND OUT, BUT WHAT WE DISCOVERED WAS
A CONSCY OF SILENCE AMONGST THE MINOR LEAGUE OFFICIA
THAT ENCOURAGES THESE YOUNG ATHLETES TO BE COMPETITIVE,
NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.
WE SPOKE TO FRANK BREWER, ONE OF HOWIE BLICKER'S TRAINERS.
HE DIDN'T SEE ANY PROBLEM.
HE TOLD ME TO LEAVE HIM ALONE, GET OFF HIS CASE.
WELL, TWO YEARS LATER, BLICKER STILL COULDN'T SKATE.
HIS HANDS WERE GOING BAD.
SO THEY DUMPED HIM.
[ KELLY ]: THE REALITY IS, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ALL THOSE
BRIGHT-EYED HOCKEY HOPEFULS TO GRADUATE
TO A CAREER IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES.
IT'S FIERCELY COMPETITIVE.
AND SOME PLAYERS WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO IMPROVE THEIR ODDS...
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
I'M SORRY, IS IT TOO LATE?
IF IT'S TOO LATE, I CAN--
NO, COME IN.
...WHY ISN'T HELP AVAILABLE?
HOWIE BLICKER GAVE HIS ALL TO HOCKEY.
A GLASS OF WINE
OR BEER OR SOMETHING?
OH, YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER YOU'RE HAVING.
THIS IS KELLY LONGSTREET FOR CHANNEL 10 NEWS.
LISTEN, I KNOW WHY I WAS SUSPENDED, BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S FAIR THAT DAN WAS SUSPENDED TOO.
I MEAN, HE JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT
TO TRY TO KEEP ME OF GETTING INTO MORE TROUBLE.
OK,
I'LL TALK TO HIM TOMORROW.
GREAT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
WHAT?
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE LATELY, EVEN FOR YOU.
OH, I DON'T KNOW, I...
I JUST HAVIS FEELING LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING HIS ALL MY LIFE.
I'M GOING TO BE DOING IT MY WHOLE LIFE.
YOU MUST ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE.
OH, DON'T PUSH YOURSELF SO HARD.
WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO, HUH?
TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF IS HARDLY A SOLUTION.
HMM.
YEAH, YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT WAS A PRETTY STUPID THING TO DO.
VERY, VERY STUPID.
YEAH, YEAH.
MM-HMM.
SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M COPING.
NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THAT,
GIVE ME A CALL, OK?
THANKS.
I THINK I'M OVER IT.
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
MMM, NO, NO, I'VE GOT TO-- I'VE GOT TO GET GOING.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
TOMORROW?
I'M SUSPENDED, REMEMBER?
WELL, AS OF NOW, CONSIDER YOURSELF UNSUSPENDED.
ORDERS FOR THE C.
900!
AND THAT'S JUST OUR FIRST NIGHT.
THESE ARE THE CREDIT CARD NUMBERS.
HOW'S IT GOING?
FANTASTIC, WE JUST SHIPPED OUR FIRST PRODUCTION...ORDER.
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WAS THE CREAM.
I PUT A BIT ON LAST NIGHT, AND WOKELIKE THIS.
OH, MY GOD.
IT WAS AN ALLERGIC REACTION, KYLE!
OH, MY GOD.
KYLE, YOU BETTER STOP THAT SHIPMENT.
IT'S TOO LATE.
CALL THE POST OFFICE, TELL THEM--
KYLE -- OH, NO, NO, DON'T RUN
RUN AWAY, KYLE, NO, NO, NO.
I'M GOING TO GET YOU, KYLE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE!