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LOKI: Weasley, I'm surprised
A poor and ginger boy like you
Playing the lead role
With all these characters
Your time is done! No, I am the one
Attempting to do some good
There's no magical neighborhood
Where fandoms collide, no it just isn't right
Oh LeakyCon, this LeakyCon
Is just a fantasy
You should all go home!
LeakyCon cannot be
TWELFTH DOCTOR: Calling all fandoms, we have a chance to join and to rise
TEN AND ELEVEN: Wibbly wobbly timey wimey...
TWELFTH DOCTOR: Loki lies
You all know it's true
If we stick together and see it through
I can't wait to celebrate with you
In that little town of Oregon
We raise our glass
Just get your *** to
To LeakyCon
ALL: (To LeakyCon...)
TWELFTH DOCTOR: Four days of inspiration
Playing music, making mem'ries, making magic
The need for some rest! (It'll have to wait)
To wrocking out every night
Cosplay in sight
Shipping too!
To writing fiction - fanfiction!
A world without restriction
To accurate depiction
It's an addiction, it's an affliction
A prediction my friends
We'll be geeky through and through
To meeting the friends you made when you were online
I'm fine, just DON'T SKIP NINE
To being here, don't fear
We're all a little weird
To fandoms old and new
To characters near and dear
That we depend upon
ALL: At LeakyCon
At LeakyCon
FRODO: I must go bring this ring to LeakyCon
GOLLUM: This way, precious
SAMWISE: Frodo make haste, hey don't give me that face
GOLLUM: BLEH!
FRODO: Hey poppet, he's my hobbit!
SHERLOCK: So the night of the case, I saw a quite intriguing man oh Watson are you listening dammit..
GASTON: I'm a man, well aren't you impressed?
BELLE: UGH
SHERLOCK: They're all the same.
WATSON: If you close your eyes...
BELLE: Gaston that's really enough and why are you here?
GASTON: I brought...
ALL: BUTTERBEER!
RON: To cream-flavored beer like they sell down in Hogsmeade
DAENERYS: To kingdoms, to dragons, half-men, and Dothrakis
BUFFY: To Slayers, to Scoobies, and Sunnydale of course
PRINCESS LEIA, HAN SOLO: To Yoda, R2D2, Make sure to use the force
BELLA: Obsession, depression, to love without expression
EDWARD: My heart is on fire!
BUFFY: No really, that's a vampire?
AMY POND/MARTHA JONES/CLARA: Space canyons, companions, to boxes that are blue
HERMIONE: To Austen
IRON MAN: To Whedon
RON: To JK Rowling too!
SPOCK: To Scotty, Sulu, but Khan is one to fear
EFFIE: I'm taking names for the Hunger Games
KATNISS: I VOLUNTEER!
ARIEL: To Tumblr!
SNOW WHITE: To Twitter!
BELLA: Pale guys in glitter too
ELEVEN/AMY POND: Why John Green and Hank Green brought Brotherhood to screen-
ALL: To DFTBA!
At LeakyCon
FRODO: This isn't good I'm getting weaker now
GOLLUM: Yes, precious
SAMWISE: NO, MISTER FRODO!
GOLLUM: Hobitses?
SAMWISE: Shut up.
TWELVE: Time lords!
ALL: We're all weirdos, superheroes, *** sapiens, Sherlockians, jedis and wookies, Glee, Edward Cullen
Lily James, Galifrains, Hunger Games
The Cumberbitches catching snitches, Snow White humming
Cuz Winter is coming
To Allons-y, 221b
EFFIE: Hey that is mahogany!
ALL: I can't even, all the feels, OTP
To those who cried, it's bigger on the inside
RON: To Harry Potter!
ALL: My OTP, is between you and me
HERMIONE: To loving Ron!
DALEK: Exterminate!
ALL: At LeakyCon!
RON: In honor of LeakyCon, an impromptu salon will commence immediately following this song...
Hermione Granger, clad only in bubble wr...robes will perform her famous Wingardium LevioSA...
HERMIONE: LeviOsa!
RON: ...spell to the sound of a house elf choir
BELLE: And Gaston will preview his new '91gun show' about his inability to hide an *** when he sees the beast!
NIGHTINGALE: And Rachel Berry, back from her spectacular one-night engagement in Barbara Streisand's nose, will belt over-sung Journey lyrics, sponsored by L'Oreal, while accompanying herself with her ex-boyfriend, who she is still banging
PEETA: Gale, he doesn't know about us
KATNISS: We won't misbehave
PEETA: Don't you think that we should discuss
KATNISS: That was once in a cave
PEETA: He doesn't love you like I love you
KATNISS: Get out of my head
PEETA: Katniss, I swear...
KATNISS: Just go...
PEETA: What?
KATNISS and PEETA'S MOM: Bake some bread!
TWELFTH DOCTOR: And then we will dance to a bittersweet, evocative song
ALL: Turn around, bright eyes!
ALL plus MELISSA and STEPHANIE: EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!
TWELVE: No no no, not until the Esther Earl Rocking Charity Ball!
PRINCE ERIC: And lovely Ariel will sing arias while combing her hair with a fork and accompanying herself on a bongo set made out of seashells!
MARTHA JONES: And the Doctors will recount their exploits as time lords- including their intergalactic travels in the TARDIS saving the world before it self-destructs as we all shout the words:
ALL: Alternate reality, fiction, GO READ!
LOKI: Hold on a minute..
TWELFTH DOCTOR: Yes?
LOKI: If I understand you correctly -
BELLE: Loki?
LOKI: At this Leaky...I can be myself even if I'm a master evil villain like - me?
TWELFTH DOCTOR: You'd be loved all the more
RON: That's right!
TWELFTH DOCTOR: For all your evildoing
LOKI: Then what are we waiting for?
Let's find these hobbits and let's all get moving!
ALL: YEAH!
To Glee!
RACHEL BERRY, FINN, NIGHTINGALE: No way to write a plot line, teenage problems, Klaine perfection, Warbler numbers, Finchel shippers, musicals, *** TENSION
ALL: Who!
TEN, ELEVEN, AND TWELVE: Adventure, Gallifry, no family, different locations
Time lords, switching faces, daleks, Tardis traveling through space
ALL: Heroes!
NICK FURY, BATMAN, THOR, SUPER GIRL, CAPTAIN HAMMER: Heart of love, devotion, super powers, transformation
Teamwork, gadgets, power, bravery, and lots of wearing spandex
ALL: Villainy!
LOKI and EVIL WILLOW: Retribution, fighting, or'dring executions
The Lestranges, death and danger, chaos, Umbridge's decrees
ALL: To hobbits, wizards, dwarves, princesses too
To me!
To me!
To me!
And you and you and you you and you
To people living with, living with, living with
Not dying from disease
In Esther's name we'll dance and shout
'91Cuz This Star Won't Go Out
At LeakyCon
At LeakyCon
At LeakyCon
TWELFTH DOCTOR: Anyone out of the wifi
Does anyone have free wifi
Anyone alive with a hard drive
Make us some jifs or is it gifs?
A place where you can always belong- this is FANDOM
ALL: Wooooooo!
FRODO: I have the ring!
ALL: BE GEEKY AT LEAKYCON!