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7 Things Your Grandmother Would Do in Minecraft.
1: Put torches all over the house.
– Ah, lemme get in my house, I'll go up here...
It's so dark in here, I'll put one here, one here, another here...
One more here.
Here too, and here...I'll put tons of them. One here...
Ah, it's so dark...!
2: Leave everything looking pretty.
– Oh, no, look at this...Get rid of all these things, put pink everywhere.
It's going to look so nice when I'm done. I'll put pink here...Here too,
and I'll get rid of this. No, no, get rid of these, they're in the way.
Put more here.
Look how nice. Wait, no, put—yeah, like that, lemme show my son...
3: Plant lots of flowers.
I'm going to plant some flowers here, lemme put this...Put the yellow here,
the yellow one is pretty cool, I like the yellow ones.
Plant some red ones too,
those are pretty. It'll look so nice.
Oh, and yellow, too. Let's mix it up.
The red one, that's the colour of love.
I think it looks much nicer now, no?
Hang on, lemme show...
4: Complain about the distance to her house.
– Oh, good god, my house is so far. No, my legs hurt already.
5: Make food.
– Oh my god, my cake is probably burning. Ah, no, it's not.
Look here, it looks tasty, I made two.
When my grandson gets home from school, he can have some.
6: Put up old-fashioned decorations.
– Let me put something on the wall here, it's so lifeless.
Ah, no no no, I don't want that one. Let's try this.
No, that one's too big, let's try in another spot, see if it looks better.
No, no, I don't like it there either. How about up here?
No, now it's going through the torch, let's try here.
Ah, no, it's too big, how about here? Oh, no...
7: Complain that the game is violent.
– Oh, what's that outside, let's see...
Wait a second, let's open this...what happened?
Oh my god, the thing exploded, I can't play this more, excuse me...