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You hired me to handle your accounts, set up your appointments, but instead, every morning
you ask me to make your bed, make your breakfast, do your laundry, and wash your dishes.
What do you mean? I think it's pretty obvious. Do you even know
what my salary is?
[videogame sounds]
I have no idea what happened, my assistant just got up and left and didn't even explain
anything. Well that is the fifth assistant you lost
this year. What are you going to do now? I don't know. I will have to find something
else, but for now I still don't know how to cook or do laundry. Apparently I'm out of
dish soap? Where do you even find that? Well maybe you should find a better assistant,
one that cannot leave you. What do you mean?
You could always get a wife....
[Bruno Mars's "Marry You"]
So what do you do...... [searching for her name] ...
Jennifer, I'm Jennifer, remember. I'm actually a head engineer at NASA, right
now I'm leading a team of people, we're doing research with advanced chemical propulsion
tech.... [Interrupting]
Research?! Far out! So what do you do with your free time?
Well, I don't actually have that much free time. But I really enjoy swing dancing.
No swing dancing for me, none, no dancing at all, actually.
Oh, well I actually think it's really fun. I first, I first got into it when I was in
college - see, we had this swing club and we would meet every week and learn new techniques
and... [Interrupted]
My friends and I play ultimate frisbee, last weekend we went to a tournament, of course,
we won. Great.
So...Umm. How long have you been playing? I feel like it's been since I was born, but
I guess not until recently. So what are the stats on your vision? Probably
not that good since you're wearing glasses, right?...
Well, I'm actually near-sighted, so the lenses help me see things far away, although I don't
usually wear them.... [Interrupting]
I have perfect 20/20 vision, no big deal. I'm sure you do.
[Co-worker] Hey Jennifer, how was your date?
[Co-Worker 2] Oh hey Jennifer, how did that date go last night?
[Singing] [Clapping]
You have
a beautiful voice, one could even call it saintly.
Thank you. I could get used to hearing a voice like that,
I have a thing for singers. I'm practicing for a charity event next week.
All the proceeds go to building a home for single mothers, who need help with getting
groceries and have difficulties paying off their liberal arts degree.
That's admirable, I definitely didn't think you did that. So what do you do, you seem
pretty legit. I
guess the word for it is model. Whoa, that's exciting. Like model-model, or
the other kind... Model-Model. It is exciting, I get to meet
interesting people and travel the world. Well, walks are like traveling the world in
a mini-version. Would you like to go on a walk?
Alright, that sounds delightful. Far out.
Ahhh!