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Hi everyone!
How are you today?
Everyday, when we go to shool, meet our friends
or when we watch TV, use mobile phones
there're many things that we do
without even thinking of them
Have you noticed that?
Today I wanna tell you
some of the funniest and craziest things
that we may do
The first thing is
Have you ever asked yourself
why does the glue in a tube not stick to the tube itself?
If not, lets think about it
And I'm sure that the next thing has happened to you
at least one time
when we watch TVs
why do we keep pressing down *** the remote control
even though we know that the batteries are weak?
By the way, have you ever watched Tarzan?
It's the movie which is about
a small orphan who was raised by an ape since he was a child
rather than
The thing is,
If Tarzan is supposed to be living in the wild,
so what happened to his beard?
Does he know how to use a razor?
It's a comple mystery to me
Could you tell me what makes a good student?
You may say that
that's a matter of learning and doing exams, right?
I would say that I don't always learn things at school
But when I do, it's not in a test
why?
Do you know that when statistics claim that
the sum of all the stars in the sky
is about 4 billion
People will belive it, they have no doubt about it
But when someone see a sign on a park bench
or a board stating " WET PAINT"
They have to check it, they have to touch it
to make sure that it's true
why?
and when we are hungry, why do we keep coming back and opening the door of a fridge?
We open it to check if there's something to eat
if not, we close it
Then after minutes, we come back and do it all over again
Why? Do we really hope that food will be there miraculously
And now I have a warning for you
If you are sitting by a table, and something is accidentally falling down
don't try to prevent its fall
The reason is that if you do it, you'll accidentally hit and break something else
It's true, it has happened to me many many time
and I don't know how to stop it
The next thing is
Have you ever watched "Pearl Harbour" ?
The movie directed by Michale Bay
If yes, have you noticed that
If the Japanese pilots were going to crash into American ships
why did they have to wear helmets?
why?
they wear it and say
"I'm going to crash into American ships..."
"...and I have a hetmet to protect my head..."
It's unreasonable
Do you often surf web?
It's true that people choose to use google chrome or mozilla firefox, or opera browers
to surf web rather than use Internet Explorer of Microsoft
But the question is
If there's no Internet Explorer, how could we download the other browsers?
And finally, I'm sure that you've heard about "The evolutionary theory"
It says that mankind has evolved from monkeys
If it's true, I have a question
so why are monkeys still walking out there?
It's interesting
So now you've run into about ten incidents of life
that some of my friends or I have come accross
Most would be familiar to you, some might be not
But I hope that now there's at least a smile on your face
Thanks for your watching