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RANDY JACKSON: Seemingly dark.
-Seemingly dark?
RANDY JACKSON: Seemingly dark, strange, but cool.
What is going on here, man?
ELLEN DEGENERES: You were so there.
You were so present.
And I loved it.
I thought you have such (SPEAKING IN SLOW MOTION)
a great look and you sounded fantastic.
MARIAH CAREY: Very nice, darling.
Very nice.
-Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KARA DIOGUARDI: I don't-- I-- I don't-- Randy, help.
-Randy?
-(SINGING) Ah-h-h!
STEVEN TYLER: Second prettiest bust I kissed all day.
Was I nervous doing this?
You bet your ***.
[LAUGHING]
RANDY JACKSON: You are insane, brother.
STEVEN TYLER: Because you're so [BLEEP] good.
-Yeah, Jennifer, man I had a crush on you growing up.
JENNIFER LOPEZ: Growing up! [LAUGHING]
RANDY JACKSON: I knew it.
I knew it.
JENNIFER LOPEZ: Because sometimes
just the power of the vocal takes over,
and I'm so in the song.
I had the goosies again-- two times tonight.
NICKI MINAJ: (SINGING) Hello, little ladybug.
You are cute.
You are a cute little lady.
Ha-ha, ha, ha, ha.
Um.
[CLICKING TONGUE] Um.
KEITH URBAN: Aw, Nicki.
NICKI MINAJ: What?
What are you saying, aw, for?
KEITH URBAN: What were you listening to?
NICKI MINAJ: You didn't even hear me.
HARRY CONNICK, JR.: He's like, I can tell
what the audience is thinking.
It's like, yeah, 'cause the booing.
-Oh.
HARRY CONNICK, JR.: I'm actually the biggest celebrity, which
is why I'm actually a hologram.
I'm at home in my bed right now.
KEITH URBAN: When it comes to you,
you could sing the phone book, baby.
I like the way you perform.
Yeah.
RANDY JACKSON: Did you like that, Paula?
PAULA ABDUL: Oh.
RANDY JACKSON: The face move?
PAULA ABDUL: Maybe when Jared does it.
RANDY JACKSON: Oh, come on.
Come on.
Simon, we should do it together.
SIMON COWELL: Alicia, can I be honest with you?
It was an absolutely dreadful audition.
You know what?
It is exactly identical to a nightmare I had last week.
I'm being serious.