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¡Gracias por la traducción, Fran!
This is the story of a simple TenerifeLanPartyer that made the impossible to get his ticket.
Here we have the TenerifeLanPartyer
walking on the country
that gets notified on its phone,
about the opening and registration,
and who calmly goes to the warmth of its home.
During the process
it suffers a computer mishap,
but our friend reacts firm without losing control at anytime.
tickets left.
There are
Register
"Old Router"
He decides then to buy a new router at its neighborhood shop.
You got New Router.
Now you can connect to...!
Goodbye, sucker!
A thug takes away its router unexpectedly.
Heh? The router!
Our TenerifeLanPartyer hurries after him
hoping to get it back without recurring to a fight.
That router is mine!
Careful with the lamppost, bro!
The router is mine!
*Ouch*
The thug runs so much that he even leaves his trousers behind.
Let's see what happens next.
Dead alley, huh?
Hands up, brah!
This is a bananamug!
You want the lil' device?
Well, then it's 60€
including IVA.
Alright, alright! Calm down! Chill!
Erm... Keep the router if you want!
But... That's a banana!
This is a bananathuga!
A banana-thug!
Ahh, those kids...
Don't let your things lying around...
For no reason at all,
a low budget generic granny,
takes away the router from both of them, in front of their noses.
I will bring this to my grandson.
Byeeeaaaah...!
***! ***!
*** you!
The hopes of our TenerifeLanPartyer
are consuming.
Like the oil of the jet-pack the granny was wearing.
Suddenly,
a gentleman from older times
mistakes the router for his private radio
There ya' go! Take that!
Bloody hell! My transistor!
and gets it back while being airborne.
Where the hell was it?!
But then...
I COME FROM PLANET COPYRIGHT.
THAT DEVICE IS SUBJECT TO A CANON.
An alien bursts into the scene.
God almighty!
A squid!
WRONG ANSWER.
DESTROY!
SEIZE.
An evil computer hacker that builds killer robots,
Wake up! MPThreeQuarters!
HACKER DETECTED.
ACTIVATE BATTLE MODE.
decides to prevent the alien from getting away with it.
CANON! CANON! CANON! CANON!
Damn it!
Quick MPThreeQuarters!
Transform!
In some place of Tenerife
there is a technological epic event being arranged
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME.
I WILL DESTROY THE FAIRGROUND
it is the Tenerife Lan Party, the biggest of the Canaries
AND MILLIONS, AND MILLIONS OF CIVILIANS WILL DIE!
There you can be a superstar
feel the gamer blood going through your veins
on the vidya tournaments.
With a speed that exceeds the internet
and a manga convention worthy of anime
whether you like rol or chess
design, hacking or 3D
Don't lose the hope of coming
and bring your computer
We have got a place for you
Let's connect our hearts through the fiber optic cables
Don't lose the hope of coming
to the fairground
and discover the power of the digital friendship
our virtual guardian will protect us
As if it would seem ironic,
the destruction of the city brought with it the delivery of the router to its rightful owner,
who, again, without hesitation,
goes back home and tries to accomplish the mission.
*haha*
One ticket left
Register
CONGRATULATIONS!
The TenerifeLanPartyer obtains the last ticket
and shows that everything in this life can be reached with sacrifice,
reminding future LanPartyers to follow its steps
and that this TenerifeLanParty should grow and grow
like that evil routed alien.
Based on true stories.
Wait a moment... Aren't we missing something?
Oh, yes!
An explosion and the logo of the TLP!
*chimpum*